[kittenchomp]

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL

[kittenchomp]

in. skyrim

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[funnelcloudd]

8 Gyrating Gelatins That Will Blast Nana’s Asscheeks Clean Off

[weaver-z]

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

[evilnicegirl]

sorry i stole your credit card. no i promise i didn’t use it iwjust melted it down and drank the plastic I’m sorry

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[chamomillles]

let’s say hypothetically, you got a fast car…….and let’s say hypothetically for the sake of the debate……i want a ticket to anywhere

[seekmy]

[baaulp]

The world is full of amazing people.

[seravph]

[dangerscully]

[chickenstab]

seeing untagged nsfw on your dash

[ratliker1917]

You know what? Fuck this (GETS MY FAT ASS STUCK IN THE SUEZ CANAL AND BLOCKS 10% OF GLOBAL SEAFARING COMMERCE)

[bisexualwario]

[parasitoidism]

Oh that’s pretty funny. You drew shrek and the bee from the bee movie making out? Yeah no I get it. Like it’s funny because they’re meme characters and it’s like, what if they were gay. Keep it up

[sudaca-swag]

you might not agree but part of activism is knowing to choose your battles, because what do i care if my eighty year old grandma doesn't know the exact correct terms to refer to lgbtq+ identities as long as she supports and respects everyone, what do i care about the old man in the almacén that isn't online so he doesn't know every aspect of feminism who told me happy women's day when he understands the issues women are put through and supports the fight, I'd rather be met with truly kind and concerned ppl who care and have been in this fight far more time than us than all these articulate young people who at the end of the day don't truly give a shit

[catasters]

[anxietyproblem]