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Rush Hour (Feat. j-hope of BTS)
he's what you want (i'm what you need)
AO3:Â https://archiveofourown.org/works/16513634
Author:Â jonghyunslisterine
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Min Yoongi/Park Jimin
Status: Completed
Chapters: 1/1 (24472 words)
Tags: College AU
Summary:
jimin needs to learn how to kiss.
word on the streets is that yoongiâs a very good kisser.
AO3:Â https://archiveofourown.org/works/16513634
I love me some real good ffs
Fuck that was cute as shit
So this is one of my absolute favourite yoonmin fics and I want to bawl cuz itâs hidden on ao3 as part of some challenge/collection/mystery work thing idk. Please someone for the love of all that is holy and bangtan, tell me if I can find it somewhere, anywhere on the internet. Please.
How to Solve an Abduction (of landlady, children, etc.)
Find a frosted glass window.
Touch it.
TOUCH THE HELL OUT OF IT.
wait
okay
i think i see what went wrong here
i am Sherlock and wen its time for me to solv a wikkid crime pulice donât know to crak the case - i donât need branes i tuch the glase.
Women Self Defense in 1947
Iâm not sure whatâs the best part of this video: the fact that sheâs in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she donât give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.
⊠msties is it just me or is this familiar?
Some of these are moves I havenât seen before.
Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. Itâs definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they donât think they can gouge out someoneâs eyes, donât start trying because youâll attack better with something you can follow through on.
crimelords Iâm sorry I couldnât not reblog this for you
The cheerful music makes it even better
I did not want to do this to myself. I did not want to watch "The Rupture" but I did and now, I want to just curl up into a ball and cry. Why is this season so hard to watch? How can this possibly end good?!
imagine if the asgardians knew it was loki and not odin bc odin suddenly stopped losing his temper over dumb shit and was behaving more like frigga so they were like âoh, loki, itâs gotta beâ
âwe told him one of the lesser colonies began a revolution and declared independence and all he did was drink an entire glass of wine and say âgood for themâ and then he wrote another playâ
Thor: Look, Odin was Loki the whole time!
Asgardians:
American flag at half mast after assassination of JFK (1963, colorized)
iâm trembling in the presence of all these scholars
THIS RIGHT HERE
your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately
interrogating me is useless because i won't even remember the question i'm supposed to be answering by the time you've finished asking it
I just got my wisdom teeth out yesterday, so naturallyâas the Destiel trash that I amâ I have written a wisdom-teeth!AU ficlet.
Disclosure: I am still on pain meds that tell me Iâm not allowed to drive. Who knows if this is even good?
âYes, Mrs. Winchester. Deanâs going to be very out of it for the next few hours, so just keep an eye on him and make sure he keeps taking his pain medication or he wonât be a very happy camper when the anesthesia wears off.â
The doctorâDonna, Castiel remembered her nameâsmiled at Dean cheerfully as she handed Mary the medication. Dean however, was busy staring at his hands with wide eyes like it was the first time heâd ever seen them in his life.
âThank you very much,â Mary said, handing off the bag to Castiel so she could grip the wheelchair tighter. âCas and I will make sure he doesnât get into too much trouble.â She smiled at Cas before running her fingers through her sonâs hair, causing him to jump and look for the cause of the touch in a daze.
âWhoa!â Dean said through the gauze in his mouth. âThat wasâŠthat was funny feeling. I think aâa thing was in my hair.â He murmured, leaning his head back to stare up at his mother.
A small chuckle escaped Castiel as he looked at his best friend. He knew how badly Dean had been hoping he wouldnât react to the anesthesia after getting his wisdom teeth out, but it looked like that wasnât going to be an option for him.
âBe sure to change his gauze in a few hours,â Donna said cheerfully, âbut as soon as the bleeding stops he should be fine!â
Mary nodded as Castiel double checked the amount of gauze theyâd been given. Looked like it would be more than enough. Castiel himself hadnât needed nearly that much gauze, but heâd also been one of the lucky people in the world that was more or less lucid after after the operation.
Dean, however, didnât seem like heâd be so lucky.
Mary took a deep breath and smiled at Castiel. âThank you so much for coming, Cas. Iâll just need help getting him in the car andââ
âItâs alright, Mrs. Winchester,â Castiel assured. âIâm happy toââ
âWhoa, mom! Look!â
Castiel and Mary both looked at Dean who was staring at Castiel with bugged eyes and was pointing an unsteady finger in his direction.
Cas reached up to double check if anything was on his head or on his face that would be causing such a reaction, but nothing.
Mary frowned and leaned down. âWhat is it, sweetheart?â
Deanâs head lolled to the side as he stared, causing a little bit of drool to leak out from in-between his gauze.
âMom he is so pretty.â Came the muffled response.
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Maybe Foreign Language Wouldnât Be So Foreign
Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats
Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students donât take Latin or Greek.
Hermione: âExpelliarmusâ?
My new favorite version of Hermione.
orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too
Hey op I think youâre probably allergic to citrus?
is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like
Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didnât until I was about 26 or so!
Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.
Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently
yALL
Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?