[memeuplift]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this is the human experience

[siderealsandman]

There’s something deeply primal about alerting other humans to the presence of a strange animal.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theeurovisionconfessions]

“ Ban Belarus this year. It Just has to be done “

Update: Today the EBU posted a disclaimer in which they reviewed the song proposed and decided it did not meet the rules of the contest so they expect Belarus to send another song. Some sites are already saying Belarus will not participate this year but it is not confirmed. The EBU cannot disqualify a country based on the claims of “political message”, since it’s a song contest they can only reject the song (not even the band/artist). 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you're using your illness as an excuse" I'm using it as an explanation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you're using it as an excuse for bad/lazy behavior" I'm using a scientifically-recognized medical condition to explain my real symptoms that you (a person who is not my healthcare provider) have decided to dismiss with a moral judgement

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you're using it as an excuse not to try" I'm using it to understand why trying so hard for so many years has not allowed me to keep up with my peers, while damaging my health, my self-esteem, and leaving me traumatized.

I'm using it to explain why "trying harder" was never an adequate replacement for the medical treatment & support I should have received sooner.

LISTEN TO ME. I am using my illness to understand why I struggle to exist in a world that was built against people like me. And I am trying to pass that understanding onto you, if only you would believe me.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[leal-love-lace]

Someone else’s?

I forgot mine!!!!!

[dean-memechester]

Oh shit….oops

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[toomanyfandoms16-deactivated202]

thE LAST REBLOG OMG

[cat-memes-only]

“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.”

[cat-memes-only]

[cat-memes-only]

[cat-memes-only]

Same energy

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[strengthofthewolfisthepack]

girls be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[monkin1118]

@heller-jensen cause I don’t actually need to be up for work in the morning or anything.

I guarantee Daniella was singing this off stage.

[bluefirecas]

Dean Winchester (1979-2020)

He would have been 42 today.

[android1000]

i can’t do this

[jupiterscorpse]