"Pull your pants down and slide on the ice."

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[dear-sigmund-blog]

i have this headcanon that at first trapper didn’t make any jokes or anything he was always alone and angry and always frowning but then one time he muttered this sarcastic comment under his breath halfheartedly but hawkeye heard and just threw his head back, doing that hawkeye laugh and trapper grinned for like the first time since he got to Korea and thought

i want him laughing like this all the time

and he started making sarcastic comments more and more often and that is the story of how piercentire came to be

[prettypunkpurple]

Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”

[asukalangleysoryuu]

summer walk

[mediocrityisnotacrime-blog]

[ultrafacts]

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[swablu]

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

[blackwoolncrown]

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

[teslaarmor-deactivated20140512]

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

[sometimesyouhearthebullet]

[vile-wizard]

First year Slytherin kids crying in their dorms because they never wanted to be ‘evil’.

Slytherin kids that are ignored, bullied and picked on by their former friends bc they got sorted into the bad house.

Slytherin kids slowly starting to act like a jerk bc that’s how people expect them to act.

[kind-wizard]

Not to mention the disappointed and disgusted family members when they find out their kid got sorted into Slytherin. Imagine being the only Slytherin in your family.

[captaintransvestite]

whoever wrote The Smell of Music, thank you for the greatest gift to M*A*S*H-kind - the boys soaking wet and covered in soap.

[hawkeye-piercintyre]

[justcallmepeg]

Stupid nursie lathering hawk up, blocking the view of my man…

[starkkarim]

[oceanflowerbird]

The best kinds of laughter:

Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal

Feeling a six-pack coming up

Tears coming out of your eyes

[teacupinastorm]

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

[bitchtitsadam]

GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN 50 STATES IN THE USA.

[badmoonbasketcase]

I’M IN TEARS.

[drugbustedold-deactivated201404]

inspired by this poem

[tbhliv-deactivated20181214]

when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

[dear-sigmund-blog]

do people who don't watch MASH wonder what's going here

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