[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peujeune]

Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch?

[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peejeune]

oh sorry didn’t hear you. yeah no we’re done

[pipalypso]

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

[pipalypso]

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

[pipalypso]

#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

[theshitneyspears]

a lifetime movie in the making

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

ripleys it's fucking facts bitch

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

*scrolls past this at inhuman speeds, breathing heavily, sweat drenching my brow*

[ghostsandgoblins]

Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

me (a lesbian) and my gay guy mutuals

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

me (a gay guy) and my lesbian mutuals

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

I love the implication that both of them are wearing super stiff jackets or pantsuits

[archiecovers]

January 1967

[coolfreeringtones-deactivated20]

someone: I love reading about serial killers

me: yeah it’s interesting to look at different cases of psychopathy and see how they are almost always rooted in an abusive childhood

someone: no I mean I find them hot

me: 

[2jam4u]

told an old white lady at the store today that i’m not a slave and that was my best most fulfilling act of rebellion today

[mascgf-blog]

the amount of politicians (bill clinton, etc) who have been fired, punished, and even impeached for their polyamory is GLARING proof of institutional polyphobia. NAH im shitting you but that sure does sound like something someone here would say doesnt it

[mydeddyalabama]

jay z: *breathes any of bey, blue & the twins’ air*

us:

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[heyitsdess-blog]

My not giving a shit about life decides to look halfway decent: [hour and a half later] okay I’m ready to leave the house

Me: I look good, I’m so glad my aro-ace ass can look good in leather. Let’s rock and roll!

[afrolatine-remade-deactivated20]

shut the fuck up

[curseworm]

jnkbfysgfdiushufkhsoifhesuei

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

tumblr

[everythingmatters]

moodboard 

[aaijaaaa]

[filthyprotozoan]

DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign

[svpphoe]

how many flannel until gf