losers stay winning

I'm Kay (or Klaus) 26 yrs (he/they) I interact from kind-wizard ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[boykavalier]

Official Season 2 Blooper Reel | Interview with the Vampire

[romcommunist]

incredible text I got from a coworker today

[bsideheart]

[image ID: an incoming text that reads "Yo how much do you know about this class consciousness stuff?" /end ID]

[hungwy]

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

[allimaginedandallconceivable]

Everything about this statement turned me on……

[hungwy]

Would you like to publically role play sex about it?

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[oldinterneticons]

[cosmosarcana]

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

[maria-ruta]

Help

[atlas-prime]

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

[nananna065]

Meow

[leo0berry]

[keibay]

Piece by Piece ....

[commissions]

[laios-daily]

[ozempicofficial]

[sleepyquietgirl]

maid takes a chug from her flask

princess: what is in that?

maid: it's water for adu-

princess' eyes get really big

maid: for MAIDS, it's for maids

[sleepyquietgirl]

older princess is having a drink

princess: what's that?

older princess: oh this? I guess you can try a little bit haha

princess sniffs the glass

princess: smells like maid water

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately