Careful…, I bite

⛧ BG3 blog ⛧ ⛧ Cazador’s #1 hater ⛧

[hellothisisangle]

some other colors for you all to pick your poison

[coyoteralyn]

Vamptober2025

Day 21: Eroticism. Spawn Cazador poses for his Master

[litsenn]

"Forgiveness? You've never forgiven anything."

[miurgen]

I offer only vampire angst today I'm afraid 😗

#Art #Astarion #bg3

[dearancunin]

baby boy

[rachelkatwalsh]

pov: you fell out of a nautiloid

inspired by that one house md promo image

[finnautica]

Such beautiful eyes, it would be a shame a tadpole crawled inside them.

[alstromeri-a]

[okthisway]

[cher-ro]

"Praise" When your screams sounded sweetest

[skawdia]

"It was only afterwards I realised just how long 'eternity' could be."

[dirgecomic]

[moetartart]

[username-deactivated-20277172]

[litsenn]

"He used to carve his verses into our flesh. Said he'd turn us into art."

[forkloaf]

I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

[yanikzey]

I have the one and only 24k gold vampire spawn

[dearancunin]

y’all there was this astarion edit i found on instagram a while back and it was the best thing ever but now i think it’s been deleted :’(

it started w a voice clip of him saying “on your knees…darling” and then the edit was of him and a pale blonde tav wearing a lace blindfold… was soft nsfw vibes but nothing crazy

also the song was so good too but i have no idea what is was?? kinda an electronic phonky song????

if anyone knows who made this edit or has it saved or anything lmk bc it was so well made and i miss it :(