Lock It Up

Dear Diary, Once upon a time I had the fortune of being around entertaining people. And these people, some flat out strangers, amuse the crap out of me. So, consider this me giving back and sharing all the crazy around me with you. You're welcomed.

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“Single Ladies” synced up with the DuckTales theme song. 

I don’t know how this bitch does it, it’s like the Rosetta Stone of choreography. 

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The worst of messes become successes!

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Now I have wine in my eye

ET Phone Home

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I wish my ankles looked like my wrists

ET Phone Home

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Oh yeah, you don't need to see how the sausage is made just yet

G on the inter-workings of #AdLife

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My Cat Has A Twitter

AM: Your cat has a Twitter account?

NT: Yeah I stopped posting from it because I'm single

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Men in California are rude, all they care about is their hair.

AM

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Caesarean

SS:  how do you spell C-Section? 

G:  "C" dash "Section" 

SS:  well, i didn't know if it was like "S-E-A"

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Dist-All Rhymes with Install

SS:  I'm not gonna distall that shit

G:  (confused)

SS:  That's how I read DIST: ALL 

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I don't want to broadcast my weirdness

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I was in Boston once and I walked into a bar and they gave me the worst looks. I was like just because I put makeup on and showered does not mean that you get to look at me with such judgy eyes.

CH

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Drugz

I don't think I could do something like shrooms, I mean I freak out when I do something like a strong vitamin.

-AM

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If there was one part of my life that I wish was under Communist rule, it'd be the drug store.

FE

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That's Pizza!

AF (eating truffle cheese):  Ohh that's good, think about that melted on some pizza

AM: OR melt it on some bread!

AF: .... THAT'S PIZZA! 

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They gave me a mountain of omelet - feel that.

MK

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We never have a set time to go to lunch because shit always be poppin off

SS

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No speako the Spanish

CH: How do you say "at" in Spanish? G: What are you trying to say? CH: "I'm terrible at Spanish" G: .... Ironic huh?

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Size Matters

Its all about the money and size does matter - Dez