[dearingfreakbot]

sfw/main blog | writing and drawing requests are: open

fandom: jurassic world franchise, primarily putting my beautiful wife claire dearing in homosexual situations

minors are an immediate block (duh), homophobia and/or racism is an immediate block (double duh), and requests to do any sort of incest, underage, or dinosaur smut is an IMMEDIATE block

[dearingfreakbot]

claire is lowkey demisexual + demiromantic but she couldn't even fathom what that is. like don't get me wrong she's still having casual sex out of baseline desire and all but it's boring to her and she's accepted everyone is lying about it being interesting. but she keeps doing it because of sunk cost fallacy and she's like well might as well. like genuinely something is wrong with her. and then she has actual good sex with zia/kayla and assumes they're just way better at it than other people instead of doing any introspection

[jofiah]

a flat chest is a landing strip for another girl's much bigger boobs

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[falseficus]

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

[dearingfreakbot]

deariguez oneshot where it's time for tgirl claire to dilate her neovagina (the act of inserting a dilator to maintain neo-vaginal depth and width, since the body perceives the surgery as an open wound and will try to heal it over) and zia nobly helps her out by strapping her down. you wish you had a mind like mine.

[dykextraordinaire]

everyone get more sex positive and resist the rise of conservatism and purity culture NOW!!!! i am so tired of seeing “queer” people shame others for expressing themselves sexually, for looking down on SWers, for insisting that sex is somehow devoid of meaning or emotionless, for implying that desiring sex is somehow dirty or abnormal. respectability politics is bullshit. you’re not morally superior and straight/cis people will not accept you no matter how badly you want them to. and guess what? the most vulnerable populations get hurt by this rhetoric. SWers, trans folks, queer black folks, queer indigenous folks, queer folks of color. please decolonize your mind. queer sexual freedom IS a form of resistance and a form of joy, and if you don’t understand that then you don’t understand your history.

[lastdead]

suggestive !!

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I have the feeling i forgot something in here but im too tired to remember

[dearingfreakbot]

do you think she meant to do that motion or does she just do it subconsciously due to all her experience

[dearingfreakbot]

something I think is beautiful is that claire is always a bottom or switch in fics/fanart. girl they do NOT believe your big boss persona. zara, zia, kayla, fucking SOYONA literally does not matter she’s got 3 fingers up her cooch

[lastdead]

can they get a room

[lastdead]

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[dearingfreakbot]

alternatively, claire/zia/kayla is all about Me And My Girlfriend Saw You Across The Bar And We Really Like Your Vibe. deariguez had their best friends to lovers arc and now they are on the PROWL for this gorgeous bisexual with biceps. no words need to be exchanged. one look at her and they Know what must be done. she WILL be sandwiched between them. her suave magnetism is like blood in the water for those two sharks. they aren’t wasting time or mincing words. they want her carnally. they will wine and dine her, if she so allows. and kayla is bemused because she’s experienced a lot but two lesbians trying to get her to join the relationship is new. she had a very “what the hell. why not” attitude about it. which is perfect for them. what kayla does NOT expect is to get absolutely smitten with the both of them so fast. thus is the power of lesbians

[dearingfreakbot]

having moots who entertain and understand all your polyshipping visions is so elite. I love playing with my dollsssss and claire/owen/barry and claire/owen/kayla scratch my brain in such specific ways rn. what is a casual threesome between good friends?

it would happen in a very specific way in both instances. clawen are both monogamous-leaning people who could not fathom a blanket open relationship with strangers. actual double-suicide inducing concept. BUT these are not strangers to them! these are people they mutually like platonically and trust to not make it weird after.

with barry it’s like. claire fujoshis out. barry and claire are like frat girls who make-out for the hell of it. no real eroticism to it, only sisterhood. owen isn’t even really into men like that but he’ll be bicurious for barry alone. what is a little gay sex between friends? and owen would like to believe he’d be a top if he was gay but he’s a bottom. claire and barry know this already. that’s half the fun for them. they want to tag-team him until he’s kind of pathetic.

with kayla it’s like. claire is actually getting put through the mattress. kayla is technically bisexual but idk she’s not into white men. barry is more her style (foursome?!). she’s there to eat cooch and strap a pretty girl in a way that affirms the friendship. she’s needs that 5 star recommendation when claire gives her number to zia later. owen and kayla have a brotherhood that’s only strengthened through tag-teaming claire’s bratty sub-bottom ass.

they’re casual fun more than anything because, well, I have different visions for who kayla and barry get romantically entangled with (zia and duncan kincaid). but, you see, gay sex deepens the bond between everyone. the friendship is stronger due to the bisexual threesome. clawen have made a fun, lasting memory together. everyone is served by the gay sex. no down sides.

[dearingfreakbot]

do you think jurassic’s general technological advancements apply to sex toys? have they invented straps that have sensation? do their straps let you nut through them? I don’t think anyone is seriously considering the possibilities here. once you bring back dinosaurs, there’s no telling what else is possible

[lastdead]

suggestive, (nudity + abit explicit)

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[dearingfreakbot]

trans girl appreciation

[lastdead]