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ABOUT ME ᝰ latina. she/her. unlabeled queer. bilingual. namjoon biased. jikook bias wreckers. hufflepuff. aquarius. ENTP. multifandom. bot maker, wannabe writer.

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⌗ hyyh yoonkook truther ⋆˚꩜｡

⌗ oscar isaac’s controversially young gf ⋆˚꩜｡

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hello!! it’s been a year and 3 days since i posted my first headcannons on here and i js wanna say thank u to all of my moots & supporters bc i never thought i would’ve gotten so much support and love over this past year 😭 i love u guys truly 🫰🏼

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uh… hi guys …heh

SO!!! major life update: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND 🤯

believe it or not i am actually smart and funny and kinda sexy irl so i am happy to announce a man has finally been approved and promoted to bf status!!

im sorry for being MIA ive genuinely been so focused on my personal life!! i love u all mwah mwah mwah idk when i will be back but i truly love and appreciate all of u so very much!!

[eepwtf]

i will awalys say that the og challengers will be “y tu mama también” because that movie is the prototype.

it is the blueprint of:

boys who love each other too much to say it.

a woman who sees straight through their bravado into the rot of their longing.

a road trip that becomes a pilgrimage to the grave of childhood.

masculinity cracking open like an overripe fruit, spilling everything they tried to hide.

y tu mamá también is the primordial slurry from which every modern “two boys one girl one inevitable breakdown” narrative crawled out, dripping with saltwater and shame.

its the genesis text of erotic rivalry. THEY WERE HERE FIRST!!! (but i larv challengers too, i just love to see a woman and her two boyfriends.)

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HELLO? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR BLOG? 🤑

The vibes are immaculate, your aura is blinding, finding your blog was like finding an oasis in the middle of the desert. A breath of fresh air from the suffocating, tormenting and life-sucking wave of cringy fics that's drowning the Tumblr feed rn.

I love it here thank yewww 🙂‍↕️ VERY much.

Your writing? peak

Your eloquency? PEak

Your fics? PEAK

So I have embarked on a mission to beg for more Namjoon fics 😔🙏. My man deserves more love and oneshots NEOW. I am drooling and slobering at the Emo!Namjoon HCs, PAPA ME WANT MORE MOVIE. So here I find myself, in your humble request box, on my hands and knees, DEARJOONS, DROP ANOTHER PART OF THEM HEADCANNONS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🤧.

Take care of yourself and stay hydrated pooks

-Toodaloo 👅

AWEEEE WHAT THE HECK THIS IS SO NICE

i 100% agree. namjoon needs more fics (that aren’t straight pwp ft. daddy kink). i honestly planned to post more namjoon fics/gcs more tha. anything when i started this blog but i find jungkook and jimin to be so easy to characterize (???) if that makes sense.

BUTTTT i hear you. i will do it.

more emo!namjoon headcannons/namjoon features to be expected.

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IM OBSESSED WITH YOUR BLOG YOUR BRAIN ALIGNS WITH MINE PERFECTLY

U SUBMITTED THIS AS SOON AS I OPENED TUMBLR WE’RE MEANT TO BE

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Bootlegger!namjoon lover here👋👋 you and him BOTH have me on a chokehold- *eguhm*

It says character unavailable😭 dww take ur time fixing it im just gonna reread the headcanon >.<

whatttt that is so weird!!! lemme try seeing if i can fix it, i’ll lyk!!! and ily 🥹✌🏼

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TWO major (not really) updates!!

1) exhusband!jungkook hcs coming soon 🌝 and it’s not angsty bc we all know i can’t do that LMFAO basically he’s a flirty girl dad who wants his ex-wife (you) back but he’s annoying abt it giggle giggle

2) i’ve never needed someone more than i currently need choi san. i don’t even stan ateez. i don’t even listen to to them like that. BUT LORD I NEED SAN SO FUCKING BAD I CANT EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT

so yes expect more from me soon + me becoming an atiny bc they’re so funny and make bomb ass music too

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LIKE HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS TO THIS ???? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GODDAMN MIND?????

[dearjoons]

TWO major (not really) updates!!

1) exhusband!jungkook hcs coming soon 🌝 and it’s not angsty bc we all know i can’t do that LMFAO basically he’s a flirty girl dad who wants his ex-wife (you) back but he’s annoying abt it giggle giggle

2) i’ve never needed someone more than i currently need choi san. i don’t even stan ateez. i don’t even listen to to them like that. BUT LORD I NEED SAN SO FUCKING BAD I CANT EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT

so yes expect more from me soon + me becoming an atiny bc they’re so funny and make bomb ass music too

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soooo!!! how did ticketing wars go for y’all??

the queen unfortunately never got the membership or signed up for presale LMFAOO we’ll get ‘em at general sale or next year!!

lmk how it went for yall 🥹 if u didn’t get tickets im manifesting WE will soon 🤞🏼

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🎮 EMO!NAMJOON HEADCANNONS

warnings: set somewhere between 2002-2008. hes a little neurodivergent. the cutest boy ever i swear. pure fluff.

lulu speaks: IM BACK WOOHOO!! i have about 2 more drafts that are nearly ready to be posted. ily guys and i hope u love him 🥺 my baby boo 💔

✘ emo!namjoon who obsesses over pokémon. it’s his religion. he will impulsively buy a new set of cards with ¢2 to his name and open them as SOON as the cashier finishes scanning them.

✘ emo!namjoon who might have adhd. severe adhd. as in all of his teachers have held meetings with his parents about it. but he gets good grades and has a…*somewhat* normal friend group, so his parents don’t bother breaking the news to him. they just let him exist and be as weird as he wants.

✘ emo!namjoon who will either talk your ear off or never utter a word in your presence. he’s very shy at first, but if he feels even slightly comfortable with you, he’ll have you wishing he had an off button.

✘ emo!namjoon who can’t dance for shit. he’s tall, skinny, and uncoordinated. the best he can do is sway and make faces while moving his shoulders. he’s the lankiest mf known to mankind.

✘ emo!namjoon who has a habit of jumping and yelling when he’s excited. if he hears something he likes, the energy around him gets high, or he just feels like it, he’ll do it. jump up and down in his spot. yell once, in the same decibel every time.

✘ emo!namjoon who mirrors you if he likes you. your mannerisms, your slang, your humor. he does it without realizing, and still doesn’t realize even if you call it out.

✘ emo!namjoon who sneaks monster energy drinks because he isn’t allowed to have caffeine at home. it makes him feel very badass. (his parents know. they see the cans in the trash. they gave up caring a long time ago, but they let him keep going cause it helps him feel something).

✘ emo!namjoon who much prefers admires you from afar over actually talking to you. he gets really anxious he’ll trip over his words or say something stupid, so he settles for gawking at you like an idiot from a few feet away.

✘ emo!namjoon who becomes hyper aware of himself when he has a crush. he’s suddenly all too conscious of his height, his voice, his hair. it’s all too wrong, too much.

✘ emo!namjoon whose love languages include being an incredible listener, and acts of service/gift giving. if you mention seeing something nice at the mall, he’ll go and buy it for you. and when he gives it you, he’ll downplay it like it’s not a big deal. it soooo is.

✘ emo!namjoon who gets really nervous about physical touch, especially holding hands (when he’s nervous, his hands sweat. a lot) but he gets better at it with time, and he even starts to initiate it.

✘ emo!namjoon who prays his friends like you. truly, it isn’t hard to impress yoongi, jungkook, and jin. as long as you’re alive and choose to keep being seen with namjoon in public, that’s good enough for them. it also helps that you’re as amazing as you are.

✘ emo!namjoon who feels like he’s always trying to swat his friends away from you once you start dating. like i said, it’s very easy to impress 3 emo losers. the fact that you’re also sweet, smart, and that gorgeous makes it harder for them not to try to get your attention, too.

✘ emo!namjoon who immediately makes you pick your favorite pokémon when you two start dating. he lets you go through his 5 binders and the ones in his wallet, telling you to “find one that speaks to you.” once you find your favorite, he starts associating that character with you.

✘ emo!namjoon who starts drawing fanart of your and his favorite characters together. he thinks he might get one tattooed on him one day (spoiler alert; he’s a pussy. he will never get a tattoo…but he’ll think about it everyday until he dies).

lulu speaks pt2: this has been in my drafts since may 28th. i’m so sorry yall 💔💔

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i have a surprise for you guys

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hey so i didn’t get the army membership or sign up for presale. HOPEFULLY they come to my city next year… or some state near me 💔 good luck to everyone joining ticket wars this week, hopefully i’ll try to get generale sale later 😔 MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!!!

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First and most important... TAKE UR TIME & ITS OKAY WE WILL WAIT BUT...

Bootlegger!namjoon on c.ai when...

it’s up!!! i uploaded it that same night!!

he’s right here 🫰🏼

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The tour. How we feeling?

Im not okay

im actually trying to cope w the fact they’re not coming to my city. what the hell. 💔💔💔

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i love the new theme omg mint yoongi and orange jimin are my roman empire

omg ty. i actually can’t hyyh nostalgia has been hitting like a train recently 💔

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new theme is so pretty 🫶🏼

yayyy i’m glad u like it 🥹