REQUEST: “i was thinking like you guys are still somewhat friends after the breakup (maybe in the same friend group or smt) and he’s still very much in love with you type thing ykk 🤭”
warnings: exboyfriend!jungkook x exgirlfriend!reader. clingy ex. he’s still MADLY in love. he’s kinda annoying but we love him. slightly fwb (?). same friend group. friends post-breakup.
lulu speaks: hi i LOVE this trope so im very happy u (beautiful anon) requested this. hope this makes u happy 😚
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who still calls you ‘baby.’ doesn’t even blink when someone goes, “didn’t you guys break up like 6 months ago?” “so what? she’s still my baby.”
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who sits next to you in every setting imaginable. restaurants, movies, bars, car rides, booths at dinner. he will physically move people to be able to sit next to you. “scoot” has single-handedly become the most used word in his vocabulary.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who replies to ALL of your texts in your groupchat. replies with hearts, texts of his own (that no one asked for), or by saying something like “this was funny hahaha take me back pls🙏🏼”
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who is a hugger. OH, HE’S A HUGGER, ALRIGHT. everytime you meet up, everytime you leave, he clings on like he’s a koala with trust issues. full-on arms around your waist, chin on your shoulder type of hug. he sighs and smiles like he belongs there.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who will turn to you, casual stare, lips puckered at you like he’s just expecting a kiss. you shove him off, rolling your eyes and hiding the beginnings of a smile.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who brings you flowers every time he comes over. even if it’s a group hangout at your place, if he showed up unannounced, or if you called him because you were crying or lonely. wax paper-wrapped bouquet hand-picked by some florist who was under the impression that he was picking that up for his girlfriend.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who remembers everything about you. everything. the cologne he wore that you always complimented, your favorite movie, color, food, songs, all of it.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who will drop everything if you ask. he’ll literally leave work early if you text him you’re not having a good day. you call him at 2AM? he’s out of bed and starting his ignition right then and there.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who is so annoying when your friend group goes out to eat. he plops himself down in the seat next to you without asking. he slides his drink towards you to try first. tells the waiter when they got something wrong with your order before you even have the chance to do it first.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who still has you saved in his contacts as “wifey 🤍”. you broke up 6 months ago.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook whose friends go “give it a rest, bro.” to which he replies, “what? we’re friends 😊” while literally staring at you like you harnessed the moon from the sky.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who shows off when you’re around. he flexes his arms with his tongue poking at his cheek, wiggling his eyebrows like he knows you’re secretly ogling.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who texts you the literal minute after you leave the hangout. “you get home safe?” “miss you” “had fun. u looked beautiful as always”
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who still drinks out of your cup, borrows your lip balm, offering you a bite of his food and taking one right where you just bit.
ᰔ exboyfriend!jungkook who steals and wears your hair ties around his wrist everytime he comes over.
lulu speaks pt2: thank u anon!! he’s soo annoyinggggg omggggg 😘🥰😛 stawp he’s weirddd☺️😘🥰🥰ughhh you just can’t shake him offff🤪🤪😝🥰🤪😍😜😘😛
u are an amazing author with an amazing mind. people can be SO rude, but i and many other people truly appreciate ur work and ur dedication to ur art <3 ignore jobless hoes who dog on ur (perfect) writing, there are so many people who love and support u. keep going!! 🤍
oh my god. THEE dearjoons is in my inbox with such a beautiful message am i dreaming?? thank you so much for this, you're such a kind soul and i appreciate it endlessly! those anons mean nothing when there are kind people like u out there <3
warnings: himbo energy. likely a very innacurate depiction of scene kids. set somewhere between 2007-2012. he’s kind of a loser. in a hot good way. scenekid!jungkook x populargirl!reader. reginageorge!reader.
lulu speaks: i was hyperfixated on this for a week straight so pls see the vision 🙏🏼
✶ scenekid!jungkook who thinks you’re, like…a different species. he doesn’t even know how to act around you. every time you walk by, his iPod shuffle is suddenly the most advanced machine he’s ever touched. he’s fumbling with the buttons, pretending to scroll through songs while his ears are burning BRIGHT red.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who tells his friends you’re “like, whatever 🙄 she’s not even that cool” but the second he’s alone, he’s grinning stupidly at just the thought of you.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who is OBSESSED. secretly obsessed. he was almost disappointed in himself when he realized he was falling head over converse for a popular girl. one that looked like she would make his life hell if she knew he existed.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who blasts “DONTTRUSTME” by 3OH!3 and pretends the lyrics are exactly the situation you and him are in (please, like you’d ever want him).
✶ scenekid!jungkook who will say “nah, she’s definetly not my type,” to his friends, then spend 3 hours curating the perfect myspace post—“just in case you see it,” he tells himself. (you don’t even have him added. he knows that).
✶ scenekid!jungkook who actually transforms the day you compliment something about him (ex. “that shirt’s kinda cool”), he doesn’t take it off for three days.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who tries to act all unbothered when he overhears you talking about some other guy—probably some preppy, fake blonde douche. he picks at his fingernails, turns his music higher up, his stomach twisting into tiny knots. he just sinks deeper into his seat and looks out the window.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who cheats on his strictly emo music taste to listen to lovefool by the cardigans on the bus ride home and stare out the window like, “yeah that’s me.”
✶ scenekid!jungkook who only really showed up to this house party because jimin and taehyung were willing to come with him, and because you were obviously invited.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who almost fainted on the spot when you walked in—all denim mini skirt and pink tank, hair perfect as always, holding a bottle of pink whitney and strutting in with your clicky kitten heels.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who was basically forced into this circle of truth or dare by his friends. and, of course, you were sat directly across from him. he couldn’t stop his eyes from darting over to you every second some said something just a little too wild. just to see how you react.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who was completely zoned out until it was your turn. and when you were dared to “kiss the emo kid in the green” on the cheek, the circle goes quiet like a drum roll. jungkook thinks, why me? why her? why here? and all of a sudden, everything is too real and his face is too hot.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who hears you say, “cute. fine.” with an almost smirk before you crawl over and place your right hand on his cheek. he basically blacks out. you lean in, your lips pressing a firm but lingering kiss on his other cheek. when you pull back, everyone else is hooting and hollering like animals.
✶ scenekid!jungkook who’s getting slaps on the back by guys he’s never spoken to, getting whooped from all corners of the room. his hand flies up to his face and grazes over the spot your lips were just on, like he can’t believe it just happened. “holy shit,” he murmurs, pupils blown wide.
lulu speaks pt 2: UM SO I LIED THIS CAME OUT 4 DAYS AFTER I SAID IT WOULD 💔💔 i hope this is enough to satiate the borderline animalistic hunger i have been seeing on my page . . . take this u filthy animals lovely beings.
warnings: set somewhere between 2002-2008. hes a little neurodivergent. the cutest boy ever i swear. pure fluff.
lulu speaks: IM BACK WOOHOO!! i have about 2 more drafts that are nearly ready to be posted. ily guys and i hope u love him 🥺 my baby boo 💔
✘ emo!namjoon who obsesses over pokémon. it’s his religion. he will impulsively buy a new set of cards with ¢2 to his name and open them as SOON as the cashier finishes scanning them.
✘ emo!namjoon who might have adhd. severe adhd. as in all of his teachers have held meetings with his parents about it. but he gets good grades and has a…*somewhat* normal friend group, so his parents don’t bother breaking the news to him. they just let him exist and be as weird as he wants.
✘ emo!namjoon who will either talk your ear off or never utter a word in your presence. he’s very shy at first, but if he feels even slightly comfortable with you, he’ll have you wishing he had an off button.
✘ emo!namjoon who can’t dance for shit. he’s tall, skinny, and uncoordinated. the best he can do is sway and make faces while moving his shoulders. he’s the lankiest mf known to mankind.
✘ emo!namjoon who has a habit of jumping and yelling when he’s excited. if he hears something he likes, the energy around him gets high, or he just feels like it, he’ll do it. jump up and down in his spot. yell once, in the same decibel every time.
✘ emo!namjoon who mirrors you if he likes you. your mannerisms, your slang, your humor. he does it without realizing, and still doesn’t realize even if you call it out.
✘ emo!namjoon who sneaks monster energy drinks because he isn’t allowed to have caffeine at home. it makes him feel very badass. (his parents know. they see the cans in the trash. they gave up caring a long time ago, but they let him keep going cause it helps him feel something).
✘ emo!namjoon who much prefers admires you from afar over actually talking to you. he gets really anxious he’ll trip over his words or say something stupid, so he settles for gawking at you like an idiot from a few feet away.
✘ emo!namjoon who becomes hyper aware of himself when he has a crush. he’s suddenly all too conscious of his height, his voice, his hair. it’s all too wrong, too much.
✘ emo!namjoon whose love languages include being an incredible listener, and acts of service/gift giving. if you mention seeing something nice at the mall, he’ll go and buy it for you. and when he gives it you, he’ll downplay it like it’s not a big deal. it soooo is.
✘ emo!namjoon who gets really nervous about physical touch, especially holding hands (when he’s nervous, his hands sweat. a lot) but he gets better at it with time, and he even starts to initiate it.
✘ emo!namjoon who prays his friends like you. truly, it isn’t hard to impress yoongi, jungkook, and jin. as long as you’re alive and choose to keep being seen with namjoon in public, that’s good enough for them. it also helps that you’re as amazing as you are.
✘ emo!namjoon who feels like he’s always trying to swat his friends away from you once you start dating. like i said, it’s very easy to impress 3 emo losers. the fact that you’re also sweet, smart, and that gorgeous makes it harder for them not to try to get your attention, too.
✘ emo!namjoon who immediately makes you pick your favorite pokémon when you two start dating. he lets you go through his 5 binders and the ones in his wallet, telling you to “find one that speaks to you.” once you find your favorite, he starts associating that character with you.
✘ emo!namjoon who starts drawing fanart of your and his favorite characters together. he thinks he might get one tattooed on him one day (spoiler alert; he’s a pussy. he will never get a tattoo…but he’ll think about it everyday until he dies).
lulu speaks pt2: this has been in my drafts since may 28th. i’m so sorry yall 💔💔
warnings: hogwarts/harry potter AU. golden trio era. he’s basically draco malfoy if he had a little decorum.
lulu speaks: anon thank you SO FUCKING MUCH for this idea. i was planning on doing smth like this but thought no one would match my freak. ily.
✦ slytherin!jimin who strides through the halls with his robes perfectly ironed and tailored, but his tie slightly loose because rules are for everyone else.
✦ slytherin!jimin who is both a prefect and head boy of slytherin—and mentions it every waking moment of the day.
✦ slytherin!jimin who is the slytherin quidditch team captain, and possibly the best catcher in hogwarts. he takes that title seriously.
✦ slytherin!jimin who is unnecessarily aware of school drama. call him gretchen weiners because he knows everything about everyone. he doesn’t feed into it or spread the rumors; he just files it for strategic use (aka blackmail)
✦ slytherin!jimin who is a pure blood heir, coming from a long line of dedicated and wealthy wizards—but his mother is a half-blood. no one knows that but him. he’d never tell a soul. which is also part of the reason why he has a secret soft spot for non-pureblooded students.
✦ slytherin!jimin who rolls his eyes and calls people either “insufferable” or “pathetic” like he were getting paid.
✦ slytherin!jimin who is SO annoyed at himself when he starts crushing on you. basically disgusted. he’s like, “this is ridiculous” and then proceeds to think about you for the next 4 hours.
✦ slytherin!jimin who will scoff when he walks past you, but secretly wards your bed with silent protection charms. just because.
✦ slytherin!jimin who hexes any boy who talks to you for too long. but, like…elegantly. swishes his wand around and smirks when he sees the consequences of his actions unfold.
✦ slytherin!jimin who angrily scribbles on his parchment about how much he hates you. the ink’s all blotted and his eyebrows are knotted together—the sentences are short and cold, signed with a “— J” at the end.
lulu speaks pt2: again y’all, i’m sorry this is so short but i never got this out and u guys deserve it ☹️ i hope i did this ask justice bc i genuinely love this idea
lulu speaks: i would like to apologize for being over a month late to this req pls forgive me 🙏🏼 also this is lowkey angsty for some reason and that is NOT like me, so excuse that.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who drinks blood from stolen hospital bags. he’s never liked human blood. he’s never liked humans. eugh.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who “sleeps” in an abandoned room, throwing himself down on the bare mattress at nighttime when he wants to pretend to be normal.
❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who adopted a kitten a few months ago. she’s a bombay, and he finds comfort in her presence. she’s also his pride and joy—he named her salem.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who has insanely strong hearing. he gets the privilege of overhearing gossip, secrets, and he uses it to be silently nosey.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who keeps a journal. if you look close enough, you can see the parts where the ancient leather’s been torn.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who sneaks in through the hospital window, two hidden doors, and an air vent to stock up on his blood bags.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who got turned when he was 18 years old—in 1919.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who has never enjoyed an era quite like he enjoyed the 2000s. being able to walk around with his natural eyebags, camouflaging at night because of the excess use of body glitter amongst humans, and being able to have his fangs out because there were people weird enough to wear fake ones for fun? what he would do to go back.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who has written his journal entries in a mix of hangul and english since he first started writing them. something about the mix of languages satisfies something deep within him.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who is banned from the local 7/11. one time in 2008, he got into a screaming match with the slushie machine. (he was low on blood, okay? and the “wild cherry” button kept blinking like it was mocking him.) the teen cashier tried to kick him out, but yoongi hissed. now, his face is printed behind the register with a sharpie note that says “DO NOT LET THIS EMO FREAK IN.”
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who always wears headphones, but usually never has music playing. it’s a deterrent, people don’t try to interact with you if they think you can’t hear them.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who literally cannot enter a house without being invited (he got hexed by some crazy witch in the 60s). so when he’s standing on your porch, soaking wet from the rain, it’s not by choice. if he goes, “you gonna invite me in, or what?” it’s not by choice either.
ྐ❤︎ teenvampire!yoongi who doesn’t believe in love. he quit that a long time ago, when he found out how it felt to outlive someone you love. but sometimes, when he feels that human boy inside of his dead heart, he doodles fanged stick figures holding hands. wonders what it would’ve been like to grow old with someone. to bend down on one knee. to fall in love. to kiss someone and not worry about seeing their lifeless eyes in a hospital bed.
lulu speaks pt2: everything i’ve ever written is slowly turning into mush in my head so if u see any reoccurring themes it’s bc im malfunctioning rn my apologies
warnings: lifeguard!jungkook x lifeguard!reader. part-time summer job. reader is a gorgeous baddie (just like you). he has a PHHAATTT crush on reader. teehee
lulu speaks: SOMEBODY SEDATE ME BEFORE I JUMP ON THAT CHLORINE INFESTED DICK 🤑🤑
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who notices when the pre-teen girls do flips and jump in the pool in “cool” ways to try and get his attention. he just giggles and shakes his head.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who knows your schedule better than management does. he’s not stalking you—he’s just… informed. hyper-aware. “oh, she usually gets here around 2:45… not that i’m watching the clock or anything.”
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who has a very tiny, very silly, very managed crush on you. very under control. very…very.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who takes hydration very seriously. he carries one of those giant half-gallon water jugs everywhere, full of ice and either hose water or an egregious amount of blue gatorade.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who reeks of sunscreen, bug repellent, and chlorine.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who is incredibly good with kids. he claps when the toddlers make their first jump, gives high-fives during his pH testing time, lets them climb on his shoulders when he breaks pool rules and gets in.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who walked into a nearby 7/11 after accidentally keeping his lifeguard uniform on. he didn’t even notice until the cashier called him “baywatch”.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who decides to simply not wear his shirt when you’re working a shift with him. he claims it’s purely coincidental. okay jungkook. sure.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who glances over at you while he’s sitting on his tall lifeguard chair so much that it’s borderline hazardous.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who smiles extra cheekily when you decide to take up the rest of his shift for him. he’ll probably just end up staying and doing your maintenance for you.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who stays after hours almost every evening. the sky turning a certain hue of purple, the pool clear of moms and their kids. just him. and maybe you.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who notices when the moms (single or not) bat their eyelashes at him. he doesn’t engage. because he did once, and let’s just say that wasn’t the best summer he’s had.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who challenges you to cannonball competitions during adult swim, the towel-wrapped kids being the judges.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who would 100% dive into the pool with a serious face if you so much as even slipped in.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who texts you “get home safe?” every time you get the late shift. it’s still light outside by the time you do, but it’s the thought that counts.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who literally forgot to blow the whistle when someone broke a rule one time because you had just walked by and adjusted your swimsuit strap.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who thinks about you when he does laps. like an idiot. breathes out under water and pretends it’s not because he imagined what you’d look like sitting on the edge, feet in the pool, smiling just for him.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook whose voice subconsciously gets deeper around you. he didn’t even notice until one of the other guards said, “okay darth vader”. jungkook turned red.
𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who has been in love with you since his first summer on the job but has no idea what to do about it.
