how unpleasant

everything wrong and nowhere to go

[hellsitegenetics]

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]

[softobytwt]

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[ovur]

You don't care about me. You never did

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

[brandonlees]

ALIEN 1979, dir. Ridley Scott  

[buddwyer]

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

[buddwyer]

Can we please stay on topic here

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

YTA

[goslinggf]

5pm on a lovely winter's day

[ursiday]

[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[themermaidavenger]

Mentioned this post to my roommates and I could only find it in screenshot form, so I’m bringing it back to tumblr.

[raspberryjamnnn]

why is there a ps1 horror asset in my fridge

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[l9mb]

i cant go out.im busy

[galapagosvagrant]

Tilda Swinton eyeing a chihuahua for it's nutritional value