greetings

matisse | she/her, 25 | studying ecology & conservation

[teathattast]

[godlessondheimite]

the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didn’t do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.

[freakoutgirl]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

Do you like me

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

sophie margolin

[7dmom]

ive been trying to let evil into my life

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever gambled money in a casino? not online, on the physical casino floor

Have you ever gambled money in a casino? not online, on the physical casino floor

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[amazoogle]

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[plaguedocboi]

One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

[10001gecs]

imagining someone hatching clownfish in this tshirt and absolutely losing my shit

[deathandmysticism]

Legends and superstitions of the sea and of sailors, 1885

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

god the Bratz boy characters (Boyz) were so funny. there's so much gender going on here. these five utterly swagless men were as good as it got in the early 2000s.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

loving this confirmation that da boys were all wearing the same pair of shoes. there was a buy one get four at the old navy and the lads had to get in on it.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Thad™... they call me "SHARK" cuz' my CHARM sneaks up on you!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all of their entries on the Bratz wiki (wikiz?) are so funny because they're like. they're characters that are designed to be interesting for young girls who like playing dress up with dolls but they're also supposed to represent the abstract concept of a Teenage Boy, whatever the hell that is, so all of their personalities are like "loves to flaunt the coolest clothes and flashiest shoes! has a huge collection of belts, gloves, and hats that he takes great pride in! also enjoys uuuuh monster trucks and death metal"

[sheherlockholmes]

pet play but its with insects

[sheherlockholmes]

oh yeah baby youre my sexy little deer fly

[sheherlockholmes]

[gothgatorgirl]

Whatever. Cum my scarab.

[unteriors]

Lyndon Way, Karalee (Ipswich), Queensland.

[unteriors]

Tulla Place, Ashmore (Gold Coast), Queensland.

[a-shift]

My friend without a tumblr account couldn't help himself.