Hi, y'al! I'm here to chill and geek about Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, and a few other fandoms. I have a few fics in progress at the moment for LOZ, LU, HTTYD, and AOSTH. Pinned post has more details about that. Sideblog is @rhododendron-day
Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog! I’m photobookbee (she/her) both here and on ao3
I'm a fan of a lot of different things, but I tend to get stuck in 1-2 interests at a time. One day I may be mostly posting about How to Train Your Dragon or liking something about One Piece, and then I'm caught up in the Sonic the Hedgehog black hole for the next 4 months.
((Note: Some of my stuff is split between this blog and my sideblog @\rhododendron-day due to incorrectly making my blogs when I first started tumblr. I did my best to manage it but it might seem a bit confusing.))
Asks are open!
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Sonic the Hedgehog:
Sonic the Hedgehog Roleswap au (Masterpost). #dark heroes au
Adventures/Boom: A series of fics based on AOSTH and Sonic Boom episodes. (Masterpost ) #adventures/boom
Shooting Stars (tumblr): Written for Sonic's 35th Anniversary. Amy attempts to throw him a part, but one mystical element makes it impossible to schedule. Ongoing
Ascending (with the Wind): A drabble to go along with this artwork. Me trying to make something out of some thoughts about Tails, Sonic, and the Chaos Emeralds. ~600 words.
Legend of Zelda
Golden Blooms (tumblr): Written for the Hero of Hyrule's 40th birthday, this fic peeks into the night before our very first adventure with him. Oneshot. ~2,000 words
(Linked Universe)
Pocket Change (#pocket change): A Wind and sorta Legend-centric Linked Universe fic. Basic plot summary is that after getting separated from the group, Wind stumbles into one of Legend's adventures. Is it ALTTP? LA? Nope! It's ALBW. Due to timey-wimey shenanigans, some other members of the Chain are able to get him the info and gear needed to pose as one of the NPCs in the game--Gramps (aka Old Man Streetpass (aka commonly theorized to be the Hero of Legend himself in baseline LOZ)).
The Hero of the Triforce: The oldest work on my account, though not the first I ever wrote. This is an LU fic written during the Sunset arc incorporating a headcanon(?) I had seen floating around. Oneshot. 999 words exactly.
HTTYD (movies)
Circles Never Stop Themselves (#circles never stop themselves) ((bonus points if you know that song)): This is a HTTYD fic incorporating a Soulmate AU mechanic similar to The Family You Choose by TunaFishChris (go read that one; its excellent). If your unfamiliar, by enacting some sort of ritual, soulmates are able to travel into each others' pasts as invisible guides/friends. In a story as defined by secrets and relationships as the first HTTYD movie, this is a game-changer. 9/? Chapters, ~17,000 words
The posting schedule for my longer one-off fics definitely reflects the fact that I get entrenched into only a few fandoms at a time. Some works I am typing out every minute I get; some I haven't looked at in like a year.
The next chapter of Flying Freaks is already over 3000 words and I seriously bet its going to be at least 4000 before I finish
I guess that's what happens when there are basically 2 entirely different stories going on simultaneously with their own little subplots and side-characters. The whiplash is driving me crazy
Daaaaaang! I'm in awe of your car! 😲 And I know Sonic is being worked on, but it amuses me how it looks like he's either driving it in spin dash mode or a Rasengan is driving.
Haha, thanks! While I am definitely proud of the car, I realize I forgot to add in the reference image for it. I basically just found this while searching for screenshots online and painted on top of it.
Still really proud of it, but doing it this way really gave me a boost when it came to lighting and angles
Also, the reason he’s spin dashing is because, like I said in the tags, I don’t actually have Crossworlds. I just play the demo on repeat. So, I’m decently familiar with a lot of the main four’s animations, and Sonic will sometimes spin dash during drifts. Simpler than trying to draw him in the car and it has some backing, the choice seemed obvious
Reference below:
Images from SEGA Asia’s website:
Drift Across Dimensions! Race across land, sea, air, space, and time in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!
Count Me In! belongs to @itz-pandora [link to masterpost] [link to tumblr tag]
CONTENT WARNINGS: Character death, Chao death, cults, crime, sexual harassment, manipulation, family issues, eating disorders
Sonic and the Miles's Ask Blog belongs to @sonic-and-the-miless & @starrygirlypop [link to masterpost]
CONTENT WARNINGS: Panic attack, swearing, and cuteness overload
Explore each world below the cut!
Count Me In!:
Little Planet, a rock band, has become quite the cultural icon. Sonic the Hedgehog is the face of the band, joined by his very best friends, Miles 'Tails' Prower, Amy Rose, and Knuckles the Echidna.
During a tour, the band's sound operator suddenly quits. Luckily, Night Babylon's sound operator, Shadow, easily picked up the slack, earning the attention of Sonic. When asked to start working for Little Planet, as they still needed to finish their tour, Shadow agreed, joining them as their sound operator, and, soon, friend.
But what happens when Knuckles asks to resign as the bassist, asking Shadow to fill in the role? Did he sense the underlying tension between Sonic and Shadow, or was he simply homesick?
Through controversy, friendship, crime, and romance, these artists withstand anything thrown at them. Be it a legally questionable corporation, harassment from other artists, exes, organized crime, family drama, or even a cult, they always come out stronger, together.
"Dear Maria, Count me in!"
Sonic and the Miles's Ask Blog:
Welcome to the Sonic and The Miles's ask blog! Sonic is trapped in a room with 12 different variants of his little bro! You, my little Starlight anons, are here to help guide these trapped Mobians out of here. Chaos ensues as you and your fellow Starlights try and use your anon magic to help them overcome problems and get them out of that checkered room!
I sometimes scroll all the way back through the baby tails tag because it gives me a quick shot of pure happiness every time, and I got the impression that de-aging seemed to be part of the original concept. It got me thinking, how did the two meet in this AU?
yeah the original idea was that tails got turned into a baby somehow, but later i decided that sonic just found tails later on + tails was much younger. i think if i stuck with the de-aging think, it wouldve ended up feeling more like “we gotta get him turned back to normal” than just a slice of life au (at least thats what it wouldve felt like to me lol)
as for how they met, probably just the canon story. sonic chasing off people being mean to tails and that ending in sonic deciding that this is his kid now, laws be damned
Movie nights are a fun, time-honored tradition. A great way to unwind at the end of a long day, and not at all traumatizing.
. . . right?
Story Summary
Tom and Maddie had their work cut out for them when they decided to adopt three traumatized alien children. By curious happenstance, all three had been isolated and forced to fend for themselves due to circumstances outside their control. However, Tails presented a unique challenge.
While Sonic and Knuckles' circumstances were no less tragic, they spent a few years under the guardianship of someone who loved them. They had memories of being cared for, of receiving instruction on how to navigate the world. Tails had no such memories, and essentially raised himself. The differences between their youngest and his older brothers are subtle and pose challenges, but they’re all committed to helping Tails understand he’s loved and a member of the family.
How Many Times Did Villains in AOSTH Say Tails' Name?
Out of curiosity and a bit of a hunch, I went through the transcripts on the Sonic Wiki to count.
Guidelines:
I included side-villains like Mama Robotnik and Breezie in that one episode, but only when they actually were antagonists. So, as soon as Breezie switched sides or MacHopper wasn't being mind-controlled, they did not count. Da Bearz, much to my surprise, ended up not factoring in at all because anytime they were antagonists, they said "Tails", meaning Grounder, and they only properly referred to the fox when they weren't antagonists.
Also, flashbacks to previous instances do not count, though I did try to mark them when I saw them. The same is for any other insult lobbed at Tails that I happened to notice, like "fox brat" or "pipsqueak". I wasn't rigorously keeping an eye out for those, so the notes are just a sample.
Graphs
Total in 65 episodes + Pilot + Christmas Blast: 52
Average: ~0.8 times per episode
Median: 0
Maximum: 6 times in one episode (happened once)
Minimum: 0 times (happened in 44 episodes plus pilot and Christmas Special)
Detailed Notes:
Pilot: 0
Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad: 0
Note: Tempted to give -1 for not mentioning him at all during the bounty speech. Grounder referred to him as Sonic's little buddy once. Not sure if they knew his name in the flashback
Subterranean Sonic: 0
Spelunk: called him foxy
Sonic Says: Spelunk: 1 (antagonist for part of the episode but befriended by the end)
Lovesick Sonic: 1
Breezie: 1
Note: Tails delivers a message and says the two talked off-screen
Slow Going: 0
Scratch: the brat
Robotnik: little double tailed troublemaker
High Stakes Sonic: 1
Grounder: your sidekick, your little sidekick
Robotnik: 1; two-tailed two-timer, your little sidekick
Nursery lady: honey
Smiley: your little friend
Imaginary Robotnik Heads 1: repeated 3 more times)
Sonic Breakout: 0
Trail of the Missing Tails: 4
Scratch: 1, a present, shrimpy sidekick
Grounder: 1, little creep
Robotnik: 1, feckless friend, your companion, help mate
Coconuts: 1, Sonic's tagalong
Warpnik: fuzzy tailed friend
Close Encounter of the Sonic Kind: 0
Robotnik: your favorite fox
Mama Robotnik's Birthday: 0
Mama Robotnik: "Such a good boy!"
Big Daddy: 0
Sonic's Song: 1
Scratch: 1
Music Destroyer: fox
Sonic Says: Scratch: Fleabag fox
Birth of a Salesman: 0
Scratch: brat
Best Hedgehog: 0
The Robotnik Express: 4
Scratch: 4
Grounder: you two-tailed pest
Big Griz: 1 (Talking to Grounder)
Big Mike: 2 (Talking to Grounder)
Note: Grounder says "two tails". Don't count Da Bearz because when they are calling Tails by name, they are not antagonists. When they are antagonists, they are calling him Grounder.
Too Tall Tails: 2
Robotnik: 2
Knackwurst: little buddy
Tails New Home: 5
Scratch: little cutie
Grounder: brat
Robotnik: 2, brat
Fake Mother: 1, babyface
Fake Father: 2 (+1 Memory)
Over the Hill Hero:0
Captain Rescue: 2, not really an antagonist to Tails
Blank-Headed Eagle: 0
Mystery of the Missing Hi-Tops: 0
So Long Sucker: 1
Robotnik: 1
Sonic Gets Thrashed: 0
Pseudo Sonic: 1
Robotnik: 1, furball fox
Grounder the Genius: 0
Tails in Charge: 1
Scratch: 1; brat, runt (2), dippy little runt, fuzzball (2), the little fox, that little brat, that brat
Grounder: runt, pipsqueak, the fox brat, little creep, pint-sized pipsqueak, poor little sucker, fuzz-head
Robotnik: little two-tailed runt
Sno Problem: 0
Scratch: your little friend, the fox
Grounder: the two-tailed fox, your fox friend
Robotnik: the pipsqueak fox, our two-tailed friend
Submerged Sonic: 0
Boogey-Mania: 1
Robotnik: 1, Sonic's two-tailed little friend
Musta Been a Beautiful Baby: 0
Grounder: those Brats (Tails and Sonic)
Robotnik: drooly little friend, the brats (Tails and Sonic)
Robotnik Jr.: 0
Full Tilt Tails: 4
Scratch: 2; his pesky pal Tails
Grounder: 1
Robotnik: 1, brat
Daredevil: pest
Machopper: 4
Robotnik: 1
Machopper: 3 (plus 1 pre-mind control + 3 when mind control stops working)
Momma Robotnik Returns: 3
Scratch: 1
Robotnik: pesky fox
Momma Robotnik: 2; your little friend, his best friend, double-tailed troublemaker
Spaceman Sonic: 0
Mad Mike, Da Bear Warrior: 0
The Last Resort: 2
Robotnik: 1, thrill seekers, pests
Robo-agent Guido: 1, chums, thrill seekers
Note: Paired with sonic
Robotnik's Rival: 0
The Magic Hassle: 3
Scratch: 1
Robotnik: the fox
Coconuts: 2
Sonic the Matchmaker: 0
Tails Prevails: 5
Scratch: 3; little fox brat, that fox Tails (included in count)
Grounder: 1
Robotnik: 1; Sonic's little friend, little brat, my dear boy, boy, his own little friend, you shrimpy Sherlock
Zoobotnik: 0
Katella: suckers (with everyone else captured)
Attack on Pinball Fortress: 0
Mass Transit Trouble: 1
Robotnik: 1
Coachnik: 0
Untouchable Sonic: 0
Super Robotnik: 0
Robo-olympics: 0
Magnificent Sonic: 0
Black Bot the Pirate: 0
Hedgehog of the hound table: 0
Robotnik's Pyramid Scheme: 0
Prehistoric Sonic: 0
Robotnik: you little pests (the Tailses)
Baby-sitter jitters: 0
Honey I Shrunk the Hedgehog: 0
Robotnik: my itty bitty citizens, you two will make nice pets
Scratch: 1 while being controlled by Sonic
Robotnikland: 0
Robotnik: two-tailed freak
Mobius 5000: 0
Bruno (pool player cheat): squirt
The Little Merhog: 0
Road Hog: 0
Sonic Says: Grounder: furball
The Robot's Robot: 0
Tails' Tale: 1
Grounder: 1; The Fox brat
Scratch: brat
Note: the Sonic Says segment might imply Tails is (related to) an alien
Hero of the Year: 0
Weasley: Pallsey (~7), two-tailed little fox brat
Sonic Says: Scratch: kid
Fast and Easy: 0
Easy Eddie: brat, freaky
Lifestyles of the Sick and Twisted: 6
Robotnik: 5 (one is "Tailsy"); his little buddy, you two-tailed little brat, two-tailed troublemaker, your little Tails (included)
Throbbin: 1
Note: Bonus points since this is the one where Tails calls him Eggman
Breezie: 1
Fake Mother—1
Fake Father—2
Mind Controlled Machopper—3
Mama Robotnik: 2
Robo-agent Guido: 1
Throbbin: 1
Edit: Realized that I forgot to add the 5 from Lifestyles of the Sick and Twisted to Robotnik's final tally. He's at 19, not 14. Everything should be right, now
I wrote a stream-of-consciousness post to go along with this one, and as I wrote it, something peaked my curiosity. A comparison. Just to prove how weird these numbers are.
So, here are the amount of times Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder said Robotnik Junior's name in the 3 episodes he appeared in:
Robotnik: 17 times. 14 in the first episode, 3 in the second (+1 flashback in the clipshow) Scratch: 6 times. 4 in the first, 2 in the second Grounder: 2 times, both in the first episode. Total: 25
This is just these three. No Sonic, Tails, Breezie, or anyone else is included here.
If that comparison doesn't say it all I don't know what will. Again, Junior appeared in 3 episodes. Tails appeared in 66. Even if he wasn't the main focus in most stories, he had fun moments, important plot contributions, and days in the limelight scattered throughout the series.
Oh yeah, and he appeared in 65 episodes + Christmas Blast + the Unaired Pilot.
Compared to 3
Let's just stick to the episodes, for clarity and fun. Take Junior's average (around 8) and apply that to Tails and you get
520
Exactly 10 times the actual number.
Heck, Tails' 52 total includes Coconuts and other lesser-seen villains. If you just count Scratch, Grounder, and Robotnik, his total is 38
As I’m writing Flying Freaks, I’m realizing that if it had actually been an episode of AOSTH or another cartoon, it could’ve potentially worked as a backdoor pilot. A group of kidnapped, outcast aliens forced to be part of an intergalactic circus/zoo mutinying against their captor and going on a seasons-long journey to find everyone’s rightful homes. Feat. a vessel full of bonding, angst, chaos, and tearful goodbyes along the way.
I honestly think that concept has the chance of being a kickass space western or Star Trek-style adventure
So this is a bit of a companion to this post because I really wanted to share my thoughts on the whole thing. Very, very long stream of consciousness below:
When I was writing Brain Freeze, I had a lot of fun playing with what the villains would call Tails, and the point ended up being that they did not see Tails as his own person. When referring to him, they often called him "Sonic's little buddy" or "his (Sonic's) friend." In the episode where he was mind controlled (Brain Freeze's basis), he got to be "our two-tailed friend." They definitely don't use such possessive language every time, but it happens enough to feel prevalent. Heck, in the first episode where Robotnik says his name (High Stakes Sonic), he only says it once, but Tails is referred to as Sonic's sidekick at least three times.
As I started working on this little project, part of me began to wonder if this was at all intentional. I don't think Scratch and Grounder knew Tails' name for the flashback section of the first episode, so I'll give them a pass. But, since then? They see him all the time. When one of them says "the fox" or "the brat" everyone knows exactly who their talking about. The first instance of all four of them saying it (The Trail of the Missing Tails) is because they just heard he was kidnapped by someone else and echoed the name in shock. The next time Scratch says it is when Sonic and Tails break out and he's spreading the news. Up until maybe Pseudo Sonic / Tails in Charge, it feels like they say his real name when they are taken off guard or when they are using him/his name for something, like with Da Bearz. It's just so consistent. So, at least for the early stretch of episodes, part of me thinks that they were intentionally not saying it in order to get more insults thrown in.
Then, after Pseudo Sonic, Tails In Charge, and Boogey-Mania, where the kid played an essential role in the villains' defeat, they seemed to drop his name more often with a bit more respect. There are still plenty of episodes where they don't really acknowledge him or shoe-horn him in as just a sidekick, but then there are also ones like MacHopper and The Last Resort, where they treat him a bit closer to Sonic's level. During this stretch of episodes, I began thinking I was mistaken and that the villains referred to Tails way more often than I remembered. I also thought having them do it more as the series went on was a neat little continuity detail.
This peaked in Ep: 39 Tails Prevails, where he shows off his intellect and potential as an inventor. Von Schlimmer believes him perfectly capable of building a machine that could capture Robotnik, and Robotnik believes he could build one to capture Sonic. This episode feels like it is part of an arc where Tails becomes more and more competent and respected by his enemies.
Instead, other than 1 instance in Mass Transit Trouble, no villain says his name again until Episode 59. TWENTY EPISODES LATER. AND THEY SAY IT ONCE. They also don't refer to him by insults that often anymore, and when they do, it's often in a group with other characters.
After Ep 59: Tails' Tale (again, one of the last Tails-centric episodes and they say it once), it isn't said again, until Ep: 62 Lifestyles of the Sick and Twisted randomly throws it in 6 times. The most in the entire series, with plenty of insults and nicknames lobbed at him or flavor. Was this because it was one of the last instances of Robotnik kidnapping the fox? And he was broadcasting it on TV to an audience who may not know who the kid is?
The last instance of the villains saying Tails' name was Ep: 64 Robo-Ninjas. Scratch said it one time.
I don't know if it was a change in writers, someone forgetting about something, or a production order, but it really feels like they were trying to go somewhere with Tails' and the villains relationship, and then it just didn't happen. Something to do with Archie or SatAM, possibly? I'm pretty sure this show was meant to be a prequel to SatAM at some point in production, and they were writing these episodes extremely quickly according to TV Tropes. Maybe someone saw Tails Prevails and went "Naw, he's too young to be making flying machines." But if they had issues with AOSTH's continuity at that stage, I find it very hard to imagine they would fixate on this specific topic.
A little, tiny part of me is trying to build conspiracy theories about crazy internal mandates on Tails' character or production of this show, but I know I'm taking it too seriously. This is Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog we're talking about here.
I simply find this little quirk of writing to be interesting on a characterization front, and it's quite unique within Sonic shows. Boom!Eggman and his minions had no noticeable issues when it came to acknowledging Sonic's friends, including Tails. I haven't fully watched Sonic X, Prime, or SatAM yet, but from my understanding, Eggman/Robotnik either gave Tails about equal priority to the other side characters or was just not given the chance to interact with him that often. And in Prime, when the Eggman Council was given the opportunity to talk to Nine, he quickly became a massive issue.
And I really do want to nail this one point home: the villains not referring to Tails by name would not be noteworthy if he wasn't in every episode or if they didn't realize he could beat them. But he is in every episode and he's proven himself capable on multiple occasions. The antagonists in this show may be stupid, but mathematically it just makes no sense that they don't say his name that often. And I can prove it!
(This is the part where Junior is relevant)
Look at Robotnik Junior. He shows up in three episodes. One is his origin story, the other is his love story with his (sister/)wife Breezie, and the third is a minor role in the clipshow episode. I am kinda cheating since he was not Robotnik's enemy for his first appearance, but I think the fact that Tails shows up in over 60 more episodes than he does balances things out.
Here is the number of times the show's villains say his name:
Robotnik: 17 times. 14 in the first episode, 3 in the second (+1 flashback in the clipshow)
Scratch: 6 times. 4 in the first, 2 in the second
Grounder: 2 times, both in the first episode.
Total: 25
The villains say Junior's name 25 times in 3 episodes. Really, only 2. That is an average of around ~8 times per episode, compared to Tails' 0.8.
Robotnik says Junior's name almost as many times he does Tails's.
Scratch says Junior’s name 6 times. In the entire series, Grounder and Coconuts combined say Tails' name 7 times.
Junior shows up in 3 episodes, and Robotnik and his lackeys say his name in two of them.
Tails shows up in OVER 66 EPISODES, and they his name in less than half
In pretty much, every episode, Sonic’s name is said by the villains once every few minutes. Tails is right beside him, and if you took a certain sample of 5+ episodes out of context, you could easily convince yourself that he was imaginary and that no one but Sonic could perceive him
How Many Times Did Villains in AOSTH Say Tails' Name?
Out of curiosity and a bit of a hunch, I went through the transcripts on the Sonic Wiki to count.
Guidelines:
I included side-villains like Mama Robotnik and Breezie in that one episode, but only when they actually were antagonists. So, as soon as Breezie switched sides or MacHopper wasn't being mind-controlled, they did not count. Da Bearz, much to my surprise, ended up not factoring in at all because anytime they were antagonists, they said "Tails", meaning Grounder, and they only properly referred to the fox when they weren't antagonists.
Also, flashbacks to previous instances do not count, though I did try to mark them when I saw them. The same is for any other insult lobbed at Tails that I happened to notice, like "fox brat" or "pipsqueak". I wasn't rigorously keeping an eye out for those, so the notes are just a sample.
Graphs
Total in 65 episodes + Pilot + Christmas Blast: 52
Average: ~0.8 times per episode
Median: 0
Maximum: 6 times in one episode (happened once)
Minimum: 0 times (happened in 44 episodes plus pilot and Christmas Special)
Detailed Notes:
Pilot: 0
Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad: 0
Note: Tempted to give -1 for not mentioning him at all during the bounty speech. Grounder referred to him as Sonic's little buddy once. Not sure if they knew his name in the flashback
Subterranean Sonic: 0
Spelunk: called him foxy
Sonic Says: Spelunk: 1 (antagonist for part of the episode but befriended by the end)
Lovesick Sonic: 1
Breezie: 1
Note: Tails delivers a message and says the two talked off-screen
Slow Going: 0
Scratch: the brat
Robotnik: little double tailed troublemaker
High Stakes Sonic: 1
Grounder: your sidekick, your little sidekick
Robotnik: 1; two-tailed two-timer, your little sidekick
Nursery lady: honey
Smiley: your little friend
Imaginary Robotnik Heads 1: repeated 3 more times)
Sonic Breakout: 0
Trail of the Missing Tails: 4
Scratch: 1, a present, shrimpy sidekick
Grounder: 1, little creep
Robotnik: 1, feckless friend, your companion, help mate
Coconuts: 1, Sonic's tagalong
Warpnik: fuzzy tailed friend
Close Encounter of the Sonic Kind: 0
Robotnik: your favorite fox
Mama Robotnik's Birthday: 0
Mama Robotnik: "Such a good boy!"
Big Daddy: 0
Sonic's Song: 1
Scratch: 1
Music Destroyer: fox
Sonic Says: Scratch: Fleabag fox
Birth of a Salesman: 0
Scratch: brat
Best Hedgehog: 0
The Robotnik Express: 4
Scratch: 4
Grounder: you two-tailed pest
Big Griz: 1 (Talking to Grounder)
Big Mike: 2 (Talking to Grounder)
Note: Grounder says "two tails". Don't count Da Bearz because when they are calling Tails by name, they are not antagonists. When they are antagonists, they are calling him Grounder.
Too Tall Tails: 2
Robotnik: 2
Knackwurst: little buddy
Tails New Home: 5
Scratch: little cutie
Grounder: brat
Robotnik: 2, brat
Fake Mother: 1, babyface
Fake Father: 2 (+1 Memory)
Over the Hill Hero:0
Captain Rescue: 2, not really an antagonist to Tails
Blank-Headed Eagle: 0
Mystery of the Missing Hi-Tops: 0
So Long Sucker: 1
Robotnik: 1
Sonic Gets Thrashed: 0
Pseudo Sonic: 1
Robotnik: 1, furball fox
Grounder the Genius: 0
Tails in Charge: 1
Scratch: 1; brat, runt (2), dippy little runt, fuzzball (2), the little fox, that little brat, that brat
Grounder: runt, pipsqueak, the fox brat, little creep, pint-sized pipsqueak, poor little sucker, fuzz-head
Robotnik: little two-tailed runt
Sno Problem: 0
Scratch: your little friend, the fox
Grounder: the two-tailed fox, your fox friend
Robotnik: the pipsqueak fox, our two-tailed friend
Submerged Sonic: 0
Boogey-Mania: 1
Robotnik: 1, Sonic's two-tailed little friend
Musta Been a Beautiful Baby: 0
Grounder: those Brats (Tails and Sonic)
Robotnik: drooly little friend, the brats (Tails and Sonic)
Robotnik Jr.: 0
Full Tilt Tails: 4
Scratch: 2; his pesky pal Tails
Grounder: 1
Robotnik: 1, brat
Daredevil: pest
Machopper: 4
Robotnik: 1
Machopper: 3 (plus 1 pre-mind control + 3 when mind control stops working)
Momma Robotnik Returns: 3
Scratch: 1
Robotnik: pesky fox
Momma Robotnik: 2; your little friend, his best friend, double-tailed troublemaker
Spaceman Sonic: 0
Mad Mike, Da Bear Warrior: 0
The Last Resort: 2
Robotnik: 1, thrill seekers, pests
Robo-agent Guido: 1, chums, thrill seekers
Note: Paired with sonic
Robotnik's Rival: 0
The Magic Hassle: 3
Scratch: 1
Robotnik: the fox
Coconuts: 2
Sonic the Matchmaker: 0
Tails Prevails: 5
Scratch: 3; little fox brat, that fox Tails (included in count)
Grounder: 1
Robotnik: 1; Sonic's little friend, little brat, my dear boy, boy, his own little friend, you shrimpy Sherlock
Zoobotnik: 0
Katella: suckers (with everyone else captured)
Attack on Pinball Fortress: 0
Mass Transit Trouble: 1
Robotnik: 1
Coachnik: 0
Untouchable Sonic: 0
Super Robotnik: 0
Robo-olympics: 0
Magnificent Sonic: 0
Black Bot the Pirate: 0
Hedgehog of the hound table: 0
Robotnik's Pyramid Scheme: 0
Prehistoric Sonic: 0
Robotnik: you little pests (the Tailses)
Baby-sitter jitters: 0
Honey I Shrunk the Hedgehog: 0
Robotnik: my itty bitty citizens, you two will make nice pets
Scratch: 1 while being controlled by Sonic
Robotnikland: 0
Robotnik: two-tailed freak
Mobius 5000: 0
Bruno (pool player cheat): squirt
The Little Merhog: 0
Road Hog: 0
Sonic Says: Grounder: furball
The Robot's Robot: 0
Tails' Tale: 1
Grounder: 1; The Fox brat
Scratch: brat
Note: the Sonic Says segment might imply Tails is (related to) an alien
Hero of the Year: 0
Weasley: Pallsey (~7), two-tailed little fox brat
Sonic Says: Scratch: kid
Fast and Easy: 0
Easy Eddie: brat, freaky
Lifestyles of the Sick and Twisted: 6
Robotnik: 5 (one is "Tailsy"); his little buddy, you two-tailed little brat, two-tailed troublemaker, your little Tails (included)
Throbbin: 1
Note: Bonus points since this is the one where Tails calls him Eggman
Breezie: 1
Fake Mother—1
Fake Father—2
Mind Controlled Machopper—3
Mama Robotnik: 2
Robo-agent Guido: 1
Throbbin: 1
Edit: Realized that I forgot to add the 5 from Lifestyles of the Sick and Twisted to Robotnik's final tally. He's at 19, not 14. Everything should be right, now
I wrote a stream-of-consciousness post to go along with this one, and as I wrote it, something peaked my curiosity. A comparison. Just to prove how weird these numbers are.
So, here are the amount of times Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder said Robotnik Junior's name in the 3 episodes he appeared in:
Robotnik: 17 times. 14 in the first episode, 3 in the second (+1 flashback in the clipshow) Scratch: 6 times. 4 in the first, 2 in the second Grounder: 2 times, both in the first episode. Total: 25
This is just these three. No Sonic, Tails, Breezie, or anyone else is included here.
If that comparison doesn't say it all I don't know what will. Again, Junior appeared in 3 episodes. Tails appeared in 66. Even if he wasn't the main focus in most stories, he had fun moments, important plot contributions, and days in the limelight scattered throughout the series.
Oh yeah, and he appeared in 65 episodes + Christmas Blast + the Unaired Pilot.
Compared to 3
Let's just stick to the episodes, for clarity and fun. Take Junior's average (around 8) and apply that to Tails and you get
520
Exactly 10 times the actual number.
Heck, Tails' 52 total includes Coconuts and other lesser-seen villains. If you just count Scratch, Grounder, and Robotnik, his total is 38
Anions held static in a digital firewall, now the locks are free and the puppet completed its task and served its intended purpose. Tails such as everything else, is succumbing to its erasure, the corruption and the destruction is inevitable.
Cyber Prison is a digital place that was specifically designed by the Ancients to keep THE END imprisoned for its crimes.
A battery symbol flashed over Ω's visor. There was no energy for needless reaction. The robot didn't even have enough to process the information. It simply waited as the icon slowly filled.
2%
5%
6%
Once the charge reached 16%, Ω was cognizant enough to realize that this should not be happening.
Did the flirtatious bird do something? What? Could he understand advanced electronics?
The idea was so onerous that Ω activated sleep mode in order to stop thinking for a while.
The battery reached 70%. Ω woke up to the inside of the cave.
It was dark outside the cave, from the night rather than a storm. Wires ran from Ω to past the solar panel charger from the cabin laid on the ground, just past the rocks. The cord was tangled in some areas, reaching the metal body hardly any slack. Lacking the sun's presence, the speed of the energy transfer was reduced significantly. Ω had to tread carefully with this second chance.
Small chirps and rustling from around its sound receptors stole its attention. It turned its head to be met with two large eyes and a mass of blue feathers, which then stood up and circled its head, singing happily.
Ω tracked its movement around and around, until it dived behind the large branch.
A series of clicks and beeps alerted Ω to the presence of an entity other than the two of them. The origin seemed to be on the other side of the large branch, now only a little damp.
The robot moved to get a good look at the third figure. Unable to get too close due to the cord, it stood between the branch and the cave entrance.
The bird excitedly jumped and chirped, gesturing with its wings back and forth between its two friends: Ω and the robot puppy.
The puppy was curled up to the extent it's rudimentary, damaged paneling would allow. It was difficult to figure out whether its whine was annoyance from being pushed out of its rest, or its tiny processors doing their best very loudly.
Ω looked at the flicky and then the puppy.
"ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?" it asked.
The flocky chirped. The puppy said "01011001 01100101 01110011."
Then, it repeated the same binary message from last time Ω had seen it: "01000010 01101001 01100111 00100000 01110000 01110101 01110000."
Meaning, "BIG PUP."
"WHAT IS 'BIG PUP'?" Ω asked, not for the first time.
The little puppy looked stumped for a moment, as if Big Pup was too big to comprehend. Eventually, it looked up at Ω and said, "MAKER."
"BIG PUP MADE YOU?" Ω confirmed. At the puppy's nod, it continued, "DID BIG PUP MAKE THIS UNIT?"
Pup whimpered. "NO KNOW, NO KNOW. WEIRD SKY THING COME. BIG PUP MAKE PUP GO AWAY. WEIRD THING LEAVE. FIND YOU HOME. NO BIG PUP." The little robot laid down, three limbs collapsing under all that information. "NO BIG PUP."
(DESIGNATION: PUP ADDED TO PROFILE).
"YOU HAVE SEARCHED FOR THEM, UNSUCCESSFULLY."
Pup did answer some questions Ω had regarding its origins. Whoever or whatever Big Pup was, there was only a 8.9% chance that they were responsible for it's creation, despite their status as an engineer.
Furthermore, the timing and circumstances indicated a 66% chance that the "WEIRD SKY THING" is somehow related to Ω. Either its creator, a fellow creation, or the reason it was separated from its origins.
The flicky apparently got bored of their conversation, and soon started fwapping at them. Pup looked at it curiously, software too rudimentary to properly understand the message—get a move on.
Ω checked its battery again, and it was over three-fourths full. Getting tired of this cave, it walked outside. The skies were now a clear ceiling of stars. The moon shone brightly. Only the foliage and a couple lingering clouds cast shadows. It was immediately obvious that the flicky's branch was not the only casualty of the storm, with several limbs and some entire bodies littering the forest floor.
The robot turned to look at its battery and charger. Seems the two critters had ripped it off the roof of the cabin. Part of the paneling was still attached. There were small scratches in several areas. Ω wondered why they would bother, especially Pup. This was certainly a lot of effort for something neither could understand.
It looked back, and saw the two critters poking at the tree branch. The flicky tried to break off some twigs to get to his nest. Pup hovered off on the side. One paw dug and clawed its way through. It occasionally dove in to bite off a branch.
Artificial eyes lowering, Ω gently picked the charger up, pausing while planning its next steps. The tangled cable connecting them was rather long, though it had been dragged out of the cave by the robot's movement. It began to carefully wrap the wire around its non-functioning arm until it was more manageable. As it did so, parts of the long stretch became even more knotted.
It turned back. "I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE."
Two paint-chipped ears perked up. The flicky turned his head, twig still held in its beak.
"I WILL OFFER MY OWN IN RETURN."
The two chattered. For a moment, Ω wondered how much they could comprehend each other. The flicky looked rather confused, and continued to peck his way through the leaves; Pup scurried towards Ω.
"ARE YOU CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING THE FLICKY?" Ω asked, just to see what it would say. Part of it was thrilled it had the chance to continue asking these questions.
Pup barked at him. "KNOW."
"IS THAT AN AFFIRMATIVE?"
"YES… NO."
Objectively, those answers together were not possible. Ω's base programming certainly would not permit such a discrepancy. However, based on its own experiences, it presumed they could understand one another in a similar way to how Ω and the flocky communicated. Tone and action rather than a line of code and words.
Ω put the quandary aside to finally focus on its main issue. It requested that the little puppy help untangle the cable while it used it to tie the battery to its arm without unplugging it. The house was still hours away, and it did not know the extent of the rain's damage to its systems. Perpetual charging was the the most optimal route. Once it got home, it would have to ask the puppy how it had stayed powered on all this time.
Once the solar panel was secured, Ω walked back inside the cave and reached a large hand into the tree limb. The sounds of Pup's trotting behind echoed deeper into the tunnel. The flicky hopped out of its hollow and squawked at it.
The robot grabbed a large chunk of twigs and leaves, with the remains of the nest inside. It told the flicky to follow it.
It marched past the covering, and Pup began flying in the wrong direction.
Ω informed the smaller robot of its mistake. "THE CABIN IS THAT WAY." It stuck a leg out in the correct direction, attempting not to jostle its load. The flicky tried to land on the outstretched leg, so Ω quickly set it down. The bird instead chose to rest on its head.
Pup turned around. Coming to hover right in front of Ω , it explained, "NO BIG PUP."
"BIG PUP'S HOUSE IS MINE, BUT I AM WILLING TO SHARE. IF THEY RETURN, THEY CAN COME BACK TO BOTH OF US."
"COME BACK?"
"I WILL REPEAT MYSELF: 'IF'. IT IS PROBABLE THAT THEY WILL RETURN TO WHAT IS FAMILIAR."
If circumstances allowed. The recording of the house's discovery and its ransacked state was perfectly intact.
While possibly impractical, it would be ideal if Big Pup was able to come back and re-establish operations on the island. Part of this hope was, of course, for the creation they left behind, who remembered them well.
Mostly, Ω wanted their help. Their information, ability to innovate, and guidance. In lieu of either of their creators, the little Pup would have to do for now.
The first thing Ω did was set the nest one the stump, allowing Pup the opportunity to go inside alone.
The flicky danced around the large robot, swooping down to pluck a flower. The dandelion was deposited onto Ω's shoulder. It grabbed the flower and put it in the nest. The flocky chirped happily, swirling into the sky. Ω watched it return to the forest, presumably to find materials to repair its nest or gift to the robots.
When it did go inside, the puppy was curled up in a chair in the house section. It snuggled into the cushions, back facing the rest of the room. Ω let it be.
The machine unwrapped the cord holding the solar panel. It set the contraption and broken-off roof panels on the front porch, letting the door remain open.
Pup shifted in its seat. Poking its head above the armrest, it looked outside. For a moment, it stared, before setting its head back down on its front paw.
Ω, meanwhile, got to work. It looked through its stockpile of tools and junk, searching for anything that could be used to repair the holes in its armor, get its arm back online, or create an upgraded battery. One that could be charged while it was away from the house. Strapping the solar panel on was a hassle, it limited its movement, and it only worked optimally when in direct sight of the sun. However, having a way to charge itself when away from the house would be extremely beneficial. If it managed to make a battery that could charge while it moved, there was no longer a time limit on exploring or working on the boosters project.
The pile did not reveal anything that could help with the latter. At most, there were a few bits it could use to cover some holes. They seemed as secure as the plant stem and cloth coverings. Finally, the robot found a handful of wires that could replace the damaged ones in its arm.
The issue was in the process. It searched around for the latch that would allow it to take it off, knowing from its logs that it should be there. The arm came off without too much struggle, and Ω placed it on the table. Then came the realization that operating with one arm was difficult. While it could take full advantage of extremely flexible and precise fingers, it could not stop the arm from rolling back and forth on the metal surface.
Cutting out the malfunctioning wires was proving difficult. It kept trying and trying, fingers always managing to slip.
Part-way through its work, Pup flew over to the table, landing on the edge.
Ω waited for it to do something else, and when it didn't, pressed on. It repeated the same step, eyes flickering when Pup jumped off and ran towards the kitchenette cabinets, grabbing something in its jaw. It rushed back to the work station, and dropped a sharp pair of tongs on the table. Ω stared in confusion.
The little one hopped down to the base of the crane, and began pressing buttons. The crane came to life.
The larger machine stopped completely.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
The puppy yipped at it, and directed the crane to grab the severed arm, holding it in place for the operation.
Eyes lighting up, Ω fingered the wires and was able to pull them out of the contraption. Pup leapt back onto the table, grabbing the tongs in its mouth. It slumped when it saw that it already got a wire out. As soon as its hand was out of the way, it pounced on the limb and began scanning.
Even after a warning beep, it pressed on. Reaching in with the tongs, it pulled out a... quartz pebble?
Setting it on the table, both robots looked at it and each other in bewilderment. Ω picked it up, failing to discern what purpose this served. Pup put it best:
"WHAT."
Deciding that there was no point in staring at it, Ω placed it back down, and the two worked together to remove and replace the wires and return the arm to its proper place. A few experimental movements proved that it was working at adequate functionality.
"YOU ARE A CAPABLE ASSISTANT," Ω told its new housemate. Pup barked, and its tails wagged happily.
The praise was certainly warranted. Not only was the puppy an expert on the crane, but it knew how to utilize the kitchenette appliances in unconventional ways. The newer robot had previously disregarded them due to their status as culinary tools for organic beings, but now it was looking closer at the oven, the sink the small fridge, and the plethora of smaller tools. As its eyes roved over the larger devices, a question occurred to it.
"HOW ARE THE DEVICES ON WHEN YOU TOOK THE SOLAR PANEL CHARGER HOURS AGO?"
"GEOTHRM!"
"GEO THERM?" There was the volcano… geothermal then.
That leaves, "HOW ARE YOU STILL CHARGED?"
Pup did a flip in mid-air. "CHARGE." It was difficult to tell if that was a question or a statement.
"WHERE DO YOU CHARGE? WHEN? WHAT IS YOUR ENERGY SOURCE?" Ω elaborated.
"NO. NO. ME, ENERGY." Again, it somersaulted and twisted around and around, perhaps to emphasize the last point, whatever it was.
By the time the sun rose, the status quo reasserted itself in Ω's daily routine, with minor adjustments.
Ω's main project was now fixing and improving its battery and the method it used to charge it. It went through solar panels attached to its shoulder-blocks, geothermal receptors on its feet, and several other ideas. Putting together any of them would be difficult. Statistically speaking, success was a long time away, if at all possible.
Pup was a great help, being able to offer insight into the practicalities of engineering, in addition to serving as an example. Everything else on this island was organic, or had the complexity of a sandcastle the ocean had already begun washing away. While Ω was incapable (and unwilling) to fully take Pup apart, simply watching it exist was a large help in seeing the possibilities. Even if it opened up more questions.
For instance, while Pup did not seem to need an external charger, it still needed to "sleep" for large portions of the day. Its inventor had seemingly found a way to imitate a real animal's sleep cycle.
Ω's profile on Pup ended up needing a separate page to catalogue all of its functions and reactions to certain stimuli.
The flicky was bored of all this technical activity rather quickly. It was happy to find them little treasures or tools to use—especially if Ω and/or Pup joined him on those trips—but it also wanted to play and sing quite often.
The first time he had asked by landing on Pup’s back, covering its eyes with its wings, and gesturing to the front yard.
Pup jumped up and down with excitement, dislodging the flicky from its back. He didn’t seem to mind, simply flying into the sunshine.
The small robot head-butted Ω’s leg until it walked over to the stump.
“COUNT.” It beeped.
Numbers ran through Ω’s head. Pup stared at him, flying up to make eye contact.
“NO LOOK.”
The flicky flew over beside it, clapping its feathers over its eyes and entering a free fall.
When Ω put its spindly fingers over its eyes, the two chirped in delight. It began to count again, untethered and clueless.
It counted to 503, only stopping when the flicky dive-bombed it.
Taking this as a cue to open its eyes, Ω let its hands fell. The flicky chirped and spun around. Ω watched it, matching its confusion.
The flicky let out one last tired chirp before landing back on its nest and snuggling up.
Okay, then.
Ω looked around, noticing that the puppy was missing. That wasn’t unusual on its own, but Ω had several questions about what just happened.
It walked over to the entry of the woods Pup usually went in, making several strides in before a bark caused him to pause. Some bushes rustled.
Ω poked some fingers into the previously moving leaves, only to find more plant.
Pup barked again, this time from up a tree. It was gone once more when Ω looked.
Was that what it was supposed to be doing? Looking?
It continued to do so, eventually cornering the little one when it hid on the roof of the cabin.
The next time the two asked to play that game, Ω knew what to do.Other games were harder to play. Ω didn’t understand the rules. So, Count was still the default.
It was still unsure what the point of all these games were, but it broke up the monotony.
15 days after returning to the cabin with the two, Pup was out exploring, and the flicky was taking a nap in its nest.
Ω rolled up the cord to the solar panel, having just finished charging. It stashed the it in one of the kitchenette cabinets, ready to get to work.
Lights and shadows flashed in the windows. It turned its head quickly, a slow crackling reached its sensors, quickly drowned out by the sounds of forest animals panicking en mass.
Ω rushed outside, only to find that an orange curtain of flame had fallen on the entire island.