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Jason always knows which direction he’s traveling in (okay, Annabeth too I’ll be honest)
Piper tends to compulsively interrupt conversations and add details to stories she’s heard before, not because she was involved in them
Honestly? She only likes to do it to Annabeth who gets all frustrated and puts her hand over Piper’s mouth and continues her story. Piper will then lick her hand obnoxiously.
When idle, Jason stands with his hands behind his back, like at an “at ease” position, even though he was never in the military. tho new rome is basically military i mean
Piper is the master at driving-with-your-knees
and Jason has a heart attack almost every time even though he knows he’s safe
Leo walks in the middle of any aisle, sidewalk, or any shared walkway and everyone else is forced to move around him (idk, he just seems like that guy)
Leo usually forgets to wash his hands after using the restroom and Hazel knows and forces him back in there
Hazel has a weakness for chocolate covered strawberries and movies with Idris Elba
Piper and Jason are always 15 minutes early to everything but Percy and Annabeth? Always 15 minutes late with starbucks
Hazel secretly, strongly hates the sound of chewing and will hum a sweet tune while she eats
Frank will refer to the “good ol’ days” even though he’s actually talking about things that happened yesterday
Percy talks about inanimate objects like they’re people “Whoa, set him down gently.” “Percy, it’s just a lamp.” “He has feelings, too, Annabeth.”
Percy sings loudly and badly while cleaning and cooking (who doesn’t have this headcanon)
despite people thinking that annabeth is the one who uses abbreviations and acronyms without explaining them, Piper is the one who does that. Annabeth likes to overexplain things, actually. (see Frank scene in MoA)
when jason was praetor, he would constantly tell bad jokes and everyone would just nervously laugh or do that fake laugh similar to when a teacher tells a joke in class
and he thinks he’s hilarious
but reyna is just rolling her eyes in the distance
Frank stutters and speaks really fast when he’s excited
Frank has the best laugh- the kind of infectious laugh that makes you laugh even though the joke itself wasn’t funny
Hazel has a green thumb and will talk to her plants whenever possible
Frank really likes corduroy jeans because he likes the texture and the swoosh swoosh it makes when he walks. plus they’re fancier than jeans but not as fancy as dress pants.
Hazel and Piper never mispronounce a name
Percy always mispronounces names
but he’ll remember after you tell him twice
Percy makes sounds like “pow!” and “bam!” and “swoosh!” while doing everyday things
when he’s driving, he’ll make SKEEET noises with his mouth when turning
Percy is the best at parallel parking- his whole life is getting out of tight spaces
Piper calls everyone by a pet name (sweetie, babe, etc)
Hazel does too but it’s usually dear and darling
Frank likes to tell stories that have no point
The boys’ favorite song to lip sync to? If You Wanna Be My Lover. Fight me on this, I dare you. (or OR Say My Name by Destiny’s Child)
The girls’ favorite song to sing to? POKEMON THEME SONG
All of the seven’s favorite song to lip sync to? Bust A Move
Annabeth cracks her knuckles far too frequently
Jason’s voice is high-pitched when he’s lying and everyone knows it
Frank’s eyes get watery when he’s in an argument and he can’t help it
During conversation, words usually slip from Percy’s mind and he’ll pause to think of the word but Annabeth always knows which word he meant
this is really long again oh my god i’m so sorry i couldn’t help it