The Death Of Elvis Blogs

WOAH MAMA, I AM DEATH BUT ALSO AN ELVIS BLOG. WHEN THE ELVIS BLOGS MEET THEIR END, I SHALL BE THERE TO GREET THEM, FOR I AM THE END, HUH-HUH.

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, I AM SPECIFICALLY A REFERENCE TO THE DEATH OF DISCWORLD, OFT CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST PERSONIFICATIONS OF DEATH IN MEDIA. YOU SHOULD READ DISCWORLD, HUH-HUH.

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS FIGURED OUT THIS BLOG WAS ME, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. THIS ONE NEEDED A LITTLE HELP THOUGH.

[cosmovain]

[gandalfbugnaturals]

can’t believe i got here before @elvis-official

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I was never a baby I was born as a full grown Elvis

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, AND YOU'LL DIE AS ONE TOO

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS FIGURED OUT THIS BLOG WAS ME, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

[elvis-official]

Saw you out and about the other day

Woah mama the impostor ghoul strikes again

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, I'M NO GHOUL

[elvis-official]

if your evil version called fellvis. like underfell. or hellvis. or evils because that's an anagram of elvis. i gotta know

Woah mama which evil version? There are a ton

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, I AM A NECESSARY EVIL. ALSO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TRANSITION, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

[dullestofcrayons]

You know you have too many elvii when you start thinking about drafting an email and you start it with "woah mama" instead of "good morning"

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, I'D BE HAPPY TO TRIM DOWN YOUR NUMBER OF ELVII FOR YOU

[death-elvis-official]

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TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO I DON'T EVENTUALLY COME FOR, HUMINA-HUMINA

[elvis-official]

have you watched/read Death Note?

Woah mama you mean this cool black notebook I found?

[copycatgirl36]

elvis who are ya gonna write into the deathnote?? :33

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I don't want to use this thing it scares me

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, UH OH, ACTING AS A SHINIGAMI IS ABOVE MY PAY-GRADE

[elvis-official]

Oh you mean that scary guy? He told me I should be dead already and nothing his boys do will kill me hummina hummina hummina

[death-elvis-official]

WE'LL GET YOU ONE DAY, YOU BASTARD, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA

[elvis-official]

have you watched/read Death Note?

Woah mama you mean this cool black notebook I found?

[copycatgirl36]

elvis who are ya gonna write into the deathnote?? :33

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I don't want to use this thing it scares me

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, UH OH, ACTING AS A SHINIGAMI IS ABOVE MY PAY-GRADE

[elvis-official]

You’re DEAD tired huh?

Woah mama I did die. BUT I LIVED!!!

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, I WILL GET YOU YET

[elvis-official]

Might become a dark lich hummina hummina hummina. You know how it is

[tipsier-gnostalgic]

yea sometiems u get bored i egt it

[elvis-official]

You get me

[death-elvis-official]

YOU STILL WON'T EVADE MY GRASP FOREVER, HUH-HUH

[elvis-official]

[err0r-404notfound]

I remember that in my science class that when we were making a modle of the scheitol system and one of my friends named his "pelvis Presley"

[pelvis-presley]

Woah mama @err0r-404notfound he must have been my fan

[err0r-404notfound]

WAIT YOU'RE REAL?!

[pelvis-presley]

always have been

[death-elvis-official]

AND ALWAYS WILL BE... UNTIL OUR FATED MEETING. BUT UNTIL THEN, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER SKELETON ELVIS AROUND, HUMMINA-HUMMINA

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, DO YOU NOT LOVE US, FATHER?

[theveryevilblog]

I'M EXTREMELY EVIL........................

MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH...........................

Didn't that SCARE you?

Put you on the EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?

...

No?

Come on, not even a little bit?

sigh...

I never get any respect around here

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Theveryevilblog collected

Purpose : Trying to be the most evil blog on Tumblr.... Trying.

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, I think that’s @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official hummina hummina science

There are some pretty darn evil Elvii being studied by the foundation mama

[kaiserinemmelin]

what on earth did @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis do to get that url 😭

[elvis-resercher-official]

Be extremely fucking evil *test tube thrust*

[elvis-staffley-official]

Elvis Staffley not mentioned 😔

[kaiserinemmelin]

Oh god I'm slowly being absorbed into the Elvisverse.. what's next, am I gonna start an Elvis blog??

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, IF YOU START AN ELVIS BLOG, THAT MEANS EVENTUALLY I WILL END IT, ATHANKYOUVERYMUCH

[communist-elvis-offical]

Hello comrade, how do you feel about royalty/monarchies? Personally I’m not a big fan.

Woah comrade, monarchs are wealth hoarders who do nothing but drain the good working people of their hard earned money because they’re ‘important’. Down with the king, hummina hummina!!

Mod is British, who also says down with the monarchy

[furina-de-fontelvis]

Woah mademoiselle, what if I’m like really nice tho?

[communist-elvis-offical]

They get a ten second head start, comrade

[furina-de-fontelvis]

Egeriadamnit. Not again.

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, NOT TO WORRY, HEAD START OR NOT I COME FOR EVEN MONARCHS IN THE END. HUMINA-HUMINA.

[furina-de-fontelvis]

GET OUT OF HERE

You already got Focalors and Egeria, I’m not letting you get me too!

Go kill @elvis-staffley-official or something. He deserves it.

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, I AM INEVITABLE, I AM THE ONLY CONSTANT OF ALL LIFE. I SHALL COME FOR YOU, @elvis-staffley-official, AND ALL ELVII. HUMINA-HUMINA.

[communist-elvis-offical]

Hello comrade, how do you feel about royalty/monarchies? Personally I’m not a big fan.

Woah comrade, monarchs are wealth hoarders who do nothing but drain the good working people of their hard earned money because they’re ‘important’. Down with the king, hummina hummina!!

Mod is British, who also says down with the monarchy

[furina-de-fontelvis]

Woah mademoiselle, what if I’m like really nice tho?

[communist-elvis-offical]

They get a ten second head start, comrade

[furina-de-fontelvis]

Egeriadamnit. Not again.

[death-elvis-official]

WOAH MAMA, NOT TO WORRY, HEAD START OR NOT I COME FOR EVEN MONARCHS IN THE END. HUMINA-HUMINA.