Thanatos

Peaceful Death, Brother of Sleep, Son of Night

[death-inc4rnate]

Greetings. I am Thanatos, God of Death/Peaceful Death Incarnate. Im…not entirely sure why it is exactly that im doing this, to be quite frank. Although, I suppose this will make me easier to contact if need be considering my busy schedule, death never sleeps.

((hii its mod :) dont be weird ok thank you. Don’t be afraid to send asks or rp!!))

Name: Thanatos…or simply Death. Either is fine. Those close to me call me Than

Pronouns: He/Him They/Them

Likes: Chocolate, coffee, wine, butterflies, watching the river styx, a seamless work schedule

Dislikes: My duties being interrupted or postponed, Sisyphus.

Tags:

Death is inevitable = every post

Death has arrived = reblogs/responding to tags

Than-a-not = mod post

A moment of peace = Than’s taking a rare break

Spawn of Death = Children of Thanatos

((More will be added soon probably or stuff changed eh. Please let me know if you wanna be tagged :) if you tag me ill most likely do it back))

[death-inc4rnate]

*coming in from an anonymous phone number*

"Than?! It's me. Listen. @kronos-offical kidnapped me. I'm in Tartarus. I don't know what he's going to do to me. He has all these tools, and I— I'm losing strength. Help."

*line goes dead*

- @king-of-the-underworld-13

((Oh no im way too late to answer this! </3 stupid tumblr didn’t notify me ugh :( oh well ))

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

(It's okay if you wanna change it we can do like Hades is on his way back after rescue)

[death-inc4rnate]

(( No its ok, thank you though :3 ILL BE ALERT NEXT TIME! ))

[death-inc4rnate]

*coming in from an anonymous phone number*

"Than?! It's me. Listen. @kronos-offical kidnapped me. I'm in Tartarus. I don't know what he's going to do to me. He has all these tools, and I— I'm losing strength. Help."

*line goes dead*

- @king-of-the-underworld-13

((Oh no im way too late to answer this! </3 stupid tumblr didn’t notify me ugh :( oh well ))

[queenpersephoneofficial]

Starting the Suspect game with my husband

@king-of-the-underworld-13

Suspect likes to act all gloomy but his favorite My Little Pony is Fluttershy.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

We're really going there, babe?

Suspect pretends to hate it but enjoys a true crime documentary more than I do.

[queenpersephoneofficial]

I can drag us both to Hell 😘 Suspect is 6'3 and still relies on me to get the bugs when they fly into our room while he's standing on a chair.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

...

Suspect makes me sleep on the floor during that time of the month then cries that I'm not cuddling her.

[queenpersephoneofficial]

....

Damn you

Suspect claims to rule the entire Underworld with an iron fist, but can’t even decide what we’re having for dinner without asking for my permission first.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

If you go low, I go lower, my love <3

And I have to make sure you like what I'm cooking first!!!

Suspect will be adorable when tackling you but then change if you tackle them.

[queenpersephoneofficial]

That was a given, Love. Tackling is reserved for me. A specialty.

Suspect likes to talk all deep and serious, but will use a mushy baby voice for 20 minutes straight to talk to Cerberus.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*slams desk* You did NOT go there!

... Suspect will say they won't bother me during my meetings, but sends me clips of the very... interesting books they read.

[queenpersephoneofficial]

....oh. Oh. You did not just call me out like that....

Suspect acts like the most feared god in existence, but will let me put tiny flower crowns on his head and take photos for the group chat.

(Thanatos hearts them btw)

[death-inc4rnate]

Woah, don’t bring me into your marital row.

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[death-inc4rnate]

Ugh, why must the overworld be soo bright?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

🍅🍅🍅

Not again...

*Gets a towel and cleans tomato off himself*

[hera-official]

Do I need to fight your haters, Hades?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

No... This was deserved...

[hera-official]

... I don't believe you.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

It's Eurydice. Her, Orpheus, and the workers are in revolution. This has been happening all week. I'm just mad at the ammount of laundry I have t— *a tomato flies in and hits his freshly-washed shirts* OH COME ON! THOSE WERE JUST OUT OF THE DRYER!

[hera-official]

Ah. And how come they're in revolution?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

They want change. Some people don't see that I have changed. That I'm trying. *Is organizing his closet as he talks* They're very good at finding things that will stain.

[cold-and-hungry-no-more]

AND because you really like bringing up mine and Orpheus' trauma!

🍅

Throws another tomato, because she can

WE ARE REVOLTING CHILDREN LIVING IN REVOLTING TIMES,

WE SING REVOLTING SONGS, USING REVOLTING RHYMES

@lyre-player-and-singer @that-one-worker-girl @kat-working-it-up-on-top

[that-one-worker-girl]

>:D REVOLUTIONNNNN!!!!

🍅🍅🍅

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Stop- OW! Hitting- OW! Me!

[that-one-worker-girl]

I. 🍅

LOVE. 🍅

THROWING. 🍅

THINGS! 🍅🍅🍅

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

At me?! *accidentally looks up and gets hit smack in the back of the neck with one and falls over*

[that-one-worker-girl]

Oh….EURYDOCE I THINK I KILLED A GOD ON ACCIDENT!!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Not... dead...

*Tries to stand up and is hit where it hurts* Damn it—!

[death-inc4rnate]

I-… do you require assistance?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I... Yeah... Sorry, revolution. Tomatoes. So many tomatoes... *Is just covered in broken tomatoes*

[death-inc4rnate]

Hmph, should I even ask?

He offers a helping hand to Hades, picking off some pieces of broken tomato and dropping them to the floor

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

🍅🍅🍅

Not again...

*Gets a towel and cleans tomato off himself*

[hera-official]

Do I need to fight your haters, Hades?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

No... This was deserved...

[hera-official]

... I don't believe you.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

It's Eurydice. Her, Orpheus, and the workers are in revolution. This has been happening all week. I'm just mad at the ammount of laundry I have t— *a tomato flies in and hits his freshly-washed shirts* OH COME ON! THOSE WERE JUST OUT OF THE DRYER!

[hera-official]

Ah. And how come they're in revolution?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

They want change. Some people don't see that I have changed. That I'm trying. *Is organizing his closet as he talks* They're very good at finding things that will stain.

[cold-and-hungry-no-more]

AND because you really like bringing up mine and Orpheus' trauma!

🍅

Throws another tomato, because she can

WE ARE REVOLTING CHILDREN LIVING IN REVOLTING TIMES,

WE SING REVOLTING SONGS, USING REVOLTING RHYMES

@lyre-player-and-singer @that-one-worker-girl @kat-working-it-up-on-top

[that-one-worker-girl]

>:D REVOLUTIONNNNN!!!!

🍅🍅🍅

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Stop- OW! Hitting- OW! Me!

[that-one-worker-girl]

I. 🍅

LOVE. 🍅

THROWING. 🍅

THINGS! 🍅🍅🍅

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

At me?! *accidentally looks up and gets hit smack in the back of the neck with one and falls over*

[that-one-worker-girl]

Oh….EURYDOCE I THINK I KILLED A GOD ON ACCIDENT!!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Not... dead...

*Tries to stand up and is hit where it hurts* Damn it—!

[death-inc4rnate]

I-… do you require assistance?

[death-inc4rnate]

I swear… Hypnos is as lazy as they come, but the moment he senses even the slightest hint of drowsiness upon me he follows me like the plague.

[death-inc4rnate]

How is there another me?

@death-1ncarnate

ooc: i actually think this is hilarious ngl.

Thanatos squinted his eyes and silently assessed the other before finally realising a deep sigh and shaking his head

Blood and darkness… I knew i shouldn’t have accepted that ambrosia…

he murmured to himself, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose

((omg I had no idea 😭 kicking and screaming and throwing up))

[death-1ncarnate]

What would ambrosia have to do with this?

Unless if I have been too close to Hypnos while he indulges in his opium, I choose to believe you are not some trick of the mind.

[death-inc4rnate]

Than reluctantly opened his eyes and glared at the other, unimpressed and highly suspicious of them. As far as he was concerned, this was some sort of trickster spirit set on inconveniencing him and wasting his time

I don’t have time for this.

[death-1ncarnate]

And you presume I do? Atropos really likes cutting life strings.

[death-inc4rnate]

I am well aware, and Lord Hades really enjoys yelling, especially when a quota isn’t met.

So, ill do us both a favor and cut this short, shall I?

Thanatos then abruptly left, warping away in momentary flash of turquoise

[death-inc4rnate]

How is there another me?

@death-1ncarnate

ooc: i actually think this is hilarious ngl.

Thanatos squinted his eyes and silently assessed the other before finally realising a deep sigh and shaking his head

Blood and darkness… I knew i shouldn’t have accepted that ambrosia…

he murmured to himself, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose

((omg I had no idea 😭 kicking and screaming and throwing up))

[death-1ncarnate]

What would ambrosia have to do with this?

Unless if I have been too close to Hypnos while he indulges in his opium, I choose to believe you are not some trick of the mind.

[death-inc4rnate]

Than reluctantly opened his eyes and glared at the other, unimpressed and highly suspicious of them. As far as he was concerned, this was some sort of trickster spirit set on inconveniencing him and wasting his time

I don’t have time for this.

[death-inc4rnate]

"hello father, accidentally went to the underworld again" finn does finger guns and then cringes at himself "uh anyway, hi"

@deaths-most-hated-son

Death blinked and his brows momentarily furrowed from confusion at the finger guns, although he decided not to comment on it

Hello, Finn.

Again? Do you find yourself stumbling into the underworld often?

[deaths-most-hated-son]

"eh, i guess so. not 100% sure how, but yeah." he looked down, he was never sure how to talk to the gods, nevermind his father.

[death-inc4rnate]

Than gave a short understanding hum and his own gaze wandered off to the side. He never had been much for talk, and it seemed social awkwardness ran in the family

Perhaps some grounding exercises would be of use to you, help keep you present and in the moment. I used to find myself accidentally entering the overworld all the time around your age, it worked for me.

[deaths-most-hated-son]

"perhaps" he responded, trying (and failing) to sound more mature by copying his fathers mannerisms. he cleared his throat, "such as?"

[death-inc4rnate]

He took a little moment to think about it, wondering how best to explain

Sitting on the floor and pushing your hands and feet into the ground, just taking a moment to breathe and categorise what you can hear, see, smell, feel. It’s not for everyone, but it may be worth trying.

[death-inc4rnate]

How is there another me?

@death-1ncarnate

ooc: i actually think this is hilarious ngl.

Thanatos squinted his eyes and silently assessed the other before finally realising a deep sigh and shaking his head

Blood and darkness… I knew i shouldn’t have accepted that ambrosia…

he murmured to himself, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose

((omg I had no idea 😭 kicking and screaming and throwing up))

[death-inc4rnate]

"hello father, accidentally went to the underworld again" finn does finger guns and then cringes at himself "uh anyway, hi"

@deaths-most-hated-son

Death blinked and his brows momentarily furrowed from confusion at the finger guns, although he decided not to comment on it

Hello, Finn.

Again? Do you find yourself stumbling into the underworld often?

[deaths-most-hated-son]

"eh, i guess so. not 100% sure how, but yeah." he looked down, he was never sure how to talk to the gods, nevermind his father.

[death-inc4rnate]

Than gave a short understanding hum and his own gaze wandered off to the side. He never had been much for talk, and it seemed social awkwardness ran in the family

Perhaps some grounding exercises would be of use to you, help keep you present and in the moment. I used to find myself accidentally entering the overworld all the time around your age, it worked for me.

[death-inc4rnate]

"hello father, accidentally went to the underworld again" finn does finger guns and then cringes at himself "uh anyway, hi"

@deaths-most-hated-son

Death blinked and his brows momentarily furrowed from confusion at the finger guns, although he decided not to comment on it

Hello, Finn.

Again? Do you find yourself stumbling into the underworld often?

[death-inc4rnate]

Hi, Than.

Here....have some coffee

☕

Thanatos graciously accepted the coffee, taking a sip before exhaling a small sigh of relief

Thank you.

[death-inc4rnate]

HEY THANATOS

@crime-lors-offical

Hello… I apologise, I don’t believe we’ve met before.

[crime-god-offical]

Probably not

PC is my name, younger sister of Hades

[death-inc4rnate]

You’re a sibling of Lord Hades? Im assuming that means you’re also related to the rest of his siblings then?

It’s nice to meet you, PC.

[crime-god-offical]

Half-sibling only, but Rheia adopted me so that's... Half-adopted-sibling heh....

Nice to meet you too

So...

What do you do?

[death-inc4rnate]

Oh, I see. Quite the interesting parentage.

I reap souls, to put it plainly. I believe most mortals nowadays like to refer to me as the grim reaper, which, im not really sure how to feel about…

[crime-god-offical]

Uh so that's why all those souls were screaming that name at me...

[death-inc4rnate]

Souls were screaming at you?

[crime-god-offical]

Some at least

Guess they don't like being told about their numerous sins

[death-inc4rnate]

Is that what you do then? Torment souls by reminding them of their ‘sins’?

[crime-god-offical]

The tormenting part is all the more optional

PC counts people's sins, she engages in some too, violence and all that

It's just fun to remind worthless souls of their uselessness to the world

[death-inc4rnate]

Hm, I can see the family resemblance now.

[crime-god-offical]

Hehe

Guess PC spends too much time with her brothers… PC tries to be the better quarter of them, considering Zeus is busy trying to find partners, Poseidon is busy stalking one mortal, Hades is longing for his wife and Hera is trying to stay away from Zeus

Sometimes, PC questions my relation to them

[death-inc4rnate]

Well, you are only half siblings. Do you know who your biological mother is?

[crime-god-offical]

Unfortunately not…

[death-inc4rnate]

…My condolences. You never know, perhaps it’s a blessing in disguise that you don’t.