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[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[austaylian]

today a coworker said ‘does anyone notice that when you use Copilot to draft an email it gets grammar wrong?’ And I said ‘you need AI to draft an email?’ And suddenly I’m in the wrong

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[zoazoaa]

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

[kittiescatlover]

What if kitties had a festival called kitties festival

[kittiescatlover]

And all of the kitties had to go so you had to help them pack a little bag with coins a toy and lunch if they are not going to buy it at the kitties festival

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[oilpainting3-deactivated2017010]

Adidas stands for after dinner I done a shit

Backwards it means straight after desert I did another

[puddlewickdrive]

Sims 3 evil trait, my one true love

[animentality]

[avephelis]

really good bit actually

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

#it does go for 6 minutes. for the record. and it's unskippable.

[memorycycle]

iron chef judge: this carrot slice is really cute. you cut it like a flower?

me: yes 🥰🌼

iron chef judge 2: i love your use of powder sugar on the pudding . makes it look like a mountain top

me: the himalayes 😊

[dogpuppy]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Still one of my fav GTA videos

[homunculus-argument]

me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

[grimelords]

this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

[grimelords]

it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”

[the-moonlight-witch]

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

[mitzumiremade]

happy pride month

[targetedknowledge]