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americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

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making this post ruined my life

oneheadtoanother

bophtelophti

(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)

the-real-seebs

that makes a lot more sense

but the edit is a solid comic

demilypyro

Dream blunt rotation go

Ryuko Matoi, Vivian from Paper Mario, Ramlethal Valentine, Samus Aran, Veronica Santangelo, Josuke Higashitaka

demilypyro

Josuke is the one cis dude who can hang because he's chill. he's the grungler

nealashitposts

Last year when our cherry tomato plants were at their most productive my dog had this habit where he'd come up and sit next to me while I was picking tomatoes and he would make this cute quiet little bark sounds at me until I gave him a tomato and I thought he was so good and cute and sweet for asking for a tomato instead of just taking them off the vines, which were well within reach.

But I remembered literally just now that dogs are red green fucking color blind so he wasn't waiting because he was just sweet good boy who only wanted to eat the tomatoes that were given to him! It was because there were still plenty of green tomatoes on the vine and he couldn't tell the difference between the ripe ones and the gross ones!! At some point he figured out that the cherry tomatoes I gave him were always delicious and ripe and even though he had no way of knowing how I could tell which ones were good I simply could so he would sit there and ask me to give him a good ones.

Devious little shit

b0nkcreat

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

spiderpanic

antennafarm

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wuggen

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

wuggen

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

fictionvssleep

veltroxx

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

gaytanic-panic

asouthernrussian

@todaysbird

cloudidoodles

Wanted to draw a Mina that wasn't just a meme

socialistexan

Not getting a ton of reporting in US news, but the Trump administration is going after donors to Palestine, including going as far as international extradition under the guide of "counterterrorism"

stingchronicity

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

#broccoli #spinach and potatoes too

mousegirlheart

Now remember kids, unless the character directly turns to the camera and says "Hello audience. I identify as a transgender woman. Please use she/her pronouns from now on when referring to me. Thank you.", then he isn't really trans. No, the glaringly obvious subtext or word of the Creator don't count. He has to say the magic words. That's literally the only way you can tell a character is transgender. Extremely explicit magic words.

mousegirlheart

Someone's not gonna catch the sarcasm and then im gonna have to go into witness protection

bitchautism

here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.