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Send me 'mine now' to be married to the MUN for a week.
Stereo headphones are required for this to sound right.
This is an orchestration, created by Pogo, of the Outset Island theme. It kind of seems to have the feel of standing right in the middle of the instruments as they play.
POGO DID ZELDA MUSIC??? POGO
GOGOPGOGPGOGPGP!!!
REAL TEARS
hell it doesnt feel like im standing in the middle of the instruments, it feels like im standing on fucking outset island
Just because I can, here it is again
"And what do we say to death?" "Not today."
Send me "You're drunk" and my OC will make a drunken confession about yours
So I’m following 69 blogs and still my dash is probably the slowest thing on the face of the earth. I don’t understand. there HAS to be more Homestuck blogs.
Reblog this if you reblog ANY sort of Homestuck or are a Homestuck blog. And I will follow you
Thank you!
how do I roleplay on here I want to but nobody will
How would your muse wake my muse up?
//OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE EITHER REALLY CUTE OR REALLY FUNNY PLEASE
DO IT
DO IT PLEASE
MUSE #1: TRENLA AORTIA
Your name is TRENLA AORTIA and God DAMN do you look fine. At least that’s what that one funny human said. You stand at a height of 5’3” and don a hooded jacket that appears to be transparent. However it just uses Alternian camouflage technology. You made it yourself and are quite proud of it. Hell, it’s one of your favorite creations! You also don fingerless gloves and a pair of darkwashed jeans. Your interests include HUMAN MEDIA and ENGINEERING. You’ve created your own weapons, too. Pretty clever for a bronzeblood, eh? Your hair cascades over one side of your face, sometimes getting in the way. Sometimes humans tell you that your hair looks like that of human cartoon characters such as Marceline (Adventure Time) and Fluttershy (MLP: FIM). Your large, drooping horns also fall near your shoulders. They are about 2 inches off, stopping halfway down your neck. You also take pride in your lusus, BEARMOM. She’s really affectionate, but she’s also a bit too protective. There’s no way she can truly describe the way she types, iT’S ACTUALLY SORT OF R&OMiZED, BUT SHE LiKES iT!
How would your muse wake my muse up?
//OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE EITHER REALLY CUTE OR REALLY FUNNY PLEASE
M!A Master Post
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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).
Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.
Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.
Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).
Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).
Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.
Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.
Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.
Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.
17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.
Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).
Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.
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Sexual M!A’s:
Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.
Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.
Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice
Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.
S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)
Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours
Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)
Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)
Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours
Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)
Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours
Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.
Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.
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Cute M!A’S:
Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.
Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.
Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.
Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.
Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.
Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
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Dramatic M!A’S:
Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)
Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)
Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)
Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)
Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
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Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.
Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
Mermaid: Muse is a mermaid/man for (anon specifies)
Shrink: Muse is a mere 6inches tall for (anon specifies)
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So this is a Homestuck muse blog thing...
Basically, I'll just answer questions as one of my muses and roleplay as my muses on here.
MUSE LIST SOON