your wing expert

Music, and a few jokes.

[thesundanceghost]

Not a DAY goes by without me thinking about how the tua writers gave the “I’m gonna save JFK” plot to the one sibling capable of changing the trajectory of bullets and he still fucking failed

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[fatsexybitch]

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[icanbarelyswim]

[unclefather]

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

[trashboat]

i’m thinking about it

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[nommers4ever]

[rednines]

If the purge was real we’d defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesn’t work on me

[ghost-at-the-feast]

U really think we’d defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. They’d take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive

[rednines]

Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasn’t written by the Cato institute?

[dykerory]

the whole premise of the purge is inherently flawed. it assumes that crime happens because people just want to commit it, when actually most crime is a symptom of societal disenfranchisement. 

yeah, maybe some sociopathic white frat boys would go around terrorizing people because they know there won’t be any consequences, but really, how is that any different than normal?

[siberiancheesecake]

“HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL”

[zamzamafterzina]

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

[threesideddream]

I literally just passed this when I was on imgur

[bbcwhereareyou]

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

[vethox]

you don’t protect your heart by acting like you don’t have one

[nouiszarry]

tag yourself: dunkirk edition

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

yknow when one of yr buddies says a joke that just fucking crushes it and you’re all laughing and the friend who made the joke is just like :)!!!!! :) :) :)? pure scenario

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

Uh…mood

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i HATE this

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[cormyturny]

@aslaveobeyss

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[ender-kun-deactivated20170727]

ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

Man alleges ageism after getting banned from Starbucks for asking teen barista on date

SPOKANE, Wash. – A 37-year-old man says he was banned from a Starbucks in Washington state after asking a 16-year-old barista out to dinner, CBS Spokane affiliate KREM reports.

The man, who was not identified by KREM since he has not been charged with a crime, said he was at Starbucks in Spokane last week and wrote a note asking out a barista. “I was flirted with by a barista. For some reason she thought I was funny. Said I was funny. So I gave her a note to see if she’d be interested in dinner,” the man wrote in a Facebook post.

He said that when he went back the next day, a police officer told him he was banned from the Starbucks.

Spokane police said businesses are allowed to refuse service to people for as long as they see fit. But the man says he’s facing discrimination due to his age.

“I know the female Starbucks barista was of legal age to date,” the man said. “I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart. I’m tired of hearing the word ‘creep’ as any black person or gay person is tired of hearing certain words. I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love.”

He asked his friends on Facebook to call Starbucks and complain – but the request was met with opposition.

Many people took to the Spokane Starbucks’ Facebook page to praise the store for barring the man from the location.

“I have never been so proud to be a Starbucks customer!” one user wrote. “As a teen I had to deal with similar issues working in a restaurant as a hostess. It is an uncomfortable position no girl want to be put in. Thank you so much for supporting your employees.”

A Starbucks spokesperson said, “We have no tolerance for any such inappropriate behavior or harassment, and we will continue to support our store partners and local authorities investigating the situation.”

‘age gap love’ ‘minor attracted person’ ‘non offending’ 

pedophiles are trying to sanitize their perversion, and its scary as fuck to think about how they’re actually succeeding in normalizing their existence and behavior 

[kolkatas]

this is the man they’re talking about and this demon doesn’t deserve to have his identity hidden

[melktoes]

why do all old dudes who wanna fuck teenagers look like that

[very--much--alive]

I can’t see if it’s mentioned here because my phone won’t load the link. But he’s a LIAR. A friend of mine knows the girl that this happened to, so it’s been on my Facebook feed a bit. His note talked explicitly about sex, and how he hadn’t had sex for 5 years and needs to with her. https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=381268992224280&id=100010235475096&set=p.381268992224280&source=47&ref=content_filter

Here’s his Facebook dedicated to his love of pedophilia btw : https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010945926021&tsid=0.3407664312929479&source=typeahead

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

😷😷😷

[smitethestate]

37-year-old white men are the last to be affected by ageism. Any one of them who complains about ageism is probably a pedophile.

[teacakes]

Where is that vine of that girl doing Ariana Grande and she says oh my god where is my coffee?in a deep ass voice????

[teacakes]

WHERE IS SHE??????!

[versacegaffs-deactivated2017101]

[teacakes]

[AIRHORN]

[challenger2753]

oh my god

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

me with my girls vs. me with the mens

[badkuthi]

Yo all my friends in high school where like you act exactly like this girl and I thought it was the biggest compliment

[meanplastic]

The pepper gives it a kick!

[struggleman]

i was at my homie crib and he down bad like his stove broke so he was heatin up soup by the spoonful on some real shit my mans was freebasing chicken noodle that shit left me visibly shook