Actually

LOVE

[pollsnatural]

Season 15 rewatch will drive me insane

[indubioprocoffee]

“Cas? I think Dean’s got the fever again,” Jack said as he passed Castiel in the kitchen.

Castiel sighed. “You sure?”

Jack shrugged. “That’s what he says. I tried to heal him, but he’s dancing on the table.”

Oh, so that kind of fever.

I’m hot blooded, check it and see, was echoing through the bunker halls. Castiel found Dean actually dancing on the table of the war room, a bottle of whiskey in his hands.

“I’ve got a fever of a hundred and three.”

“Dean?”

When Dean noticed Cas a smile began to cover his face. But he was dead pale and sweating and in fact feverish. He needed to go to bed immediately.

“Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I'm hot blooded, I′m hot blooded.”

“Dean, you need to go to bed! You are sick. And you shouldn’t be drinking.”

But Dean ignored him. “You don't have to read my mind to know what I have in mind. Honey you oughta know” Now he was winking at Cas. Clearly he was delirious.

“Alright.” Cas also climbed the table, to coax Dean into bed. But Dean only took his hands to dance with him.

“Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line. I just wanna know what you're doin′ after the show.”

“There is no show, Dean. You need to sleep.” But it was hopeless.

“Well it′s up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous. Just me and you, I'll show you lovin′ like you never knew.” His eyes still fixed on Cas, smirking.

“You know what?” Cas was giving in. “Let’s make a rendezvous. I’ll meet you in your bedroom in two minutes. Alright?” Instead of continuing the song, Dean stopped.

“You sure?”

“Yes. I desperately want to get you into bed,” Castiel said, not without sarcasm.

“Okay sure.” Dean was jumping down the table, walking straight to his bedroom.

“I can’t believe that actually worked,” Cas wondered.

“You comin’?”

@wigglebox

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[bloodmoonlich]

What is your overall opinion on Project Hail Mary (2026)?

Instant favorite

Loved it

Enjoyed most parts of it

Mixed feelings - enjoyed some parts and disliked some

Neutral - everything was just okay

Disliked most parts of it

Hated it

0 star rating

(more nuanced)

(haven't seen it yet)

(haven't seen it + don't plan to)

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[effemar]

tumblr has reached the point where every time it goes down i genuinely get scared shes gone forever. i was pressing refresh like a defibrillator. my geriatric social media website where every time she falls over im like oh god please dont let it be today

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[mynameisbruni]

This GIF

His bowlegs get funnier and funnier as you watch

[pollsnatural]

Insane thing for Dean to say 10 minutes after he held Jack at the gun point

[drememoto]

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

[drememoto]

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

[madnessbrainworms]

two different but very similar energies

[zephrysdotcom]

im 21 years late to the party but here i am

hello destiel

[antivancorvo]

why is a schoolteacher in space, question?

[demilypyro]

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

[myrandomstuffpage]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

This is why you see so many many many "we can't vote our way out of this" posts online. They know that sentiment will depress turnout. Turnout that will get the people paying them kicked out of power.

Vote

[melaschasma]

Hungarian voters were smart on an individual level, throwing their support behind Magyar over how they might have traditionally voted, but there was an institutional element to it as well: it took most of the other parties dropping out of contention in order to clear the decks and avoid vote-splitting, which was a brave and principled thing for them to do.

[afurioushawk]

To put this in American terms: They teamed up to elect Mitt Romney to defeat Donald Trump, something our left would never do.

[castieldelamancha]

dean: is that an angel blade in your pocket or are you happy to see me? castiel: oh that's my angel blade, yes. castiel: *stressed out because he thinks he hurt dean's feelings* but i am always so happy to see you, you make me so happy dean

[yourspecialeyes]

[liberalsarecool]

Also, Conor McGregor blew out his knee in like nine seconds last night and Drake lost a million dollars betting on him.

So even better