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noahwyles

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

anremithrl

That was the correct thing to say.

meanbuddhist

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

jennelikejennay

turn your attention to The Character

fairycosmos

my dead wife. the ad free internet

dostoyevsky-official

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

aqueerkettleofish

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

wynnyfryd

“you haven’t gotten to this chapter of the book yet”

fleetwood-mac-andcheese

itsbasil

you put those tags on this post where they belong

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

considering how many times a villain has kidnapped mj and publicly announced ‘spiderman I have the woman you love’ you’d think…..someone would look into her personal life a little?

friendlybatteringram

People do the research and dig up the name Peter Parker and just think “Oh no fuckin way she’d go for that loser.”

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

they find out he’s the spiderman photographer at the bugle and everyone’s like “oh my God it all makes sense now. the spiderman smear campaign is because he’s banging this guy’s wife”

ryujin-25

rraviiolii

Doodle in mspaint

ryelandgrace

Imagine for a second that you're an interstellar microorganism. I'm not doing that.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

#i love that he sighs into the radio walkie talkie thingy

kaijuyuri

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

kaijuyuri

my proof

queerspacepunk

not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"

madgastronomer

I use "I stand corrected" a lot. The mild silliness of the outdated language makes it work for me.

knitmeapony

I had a high school science teacher who would say "if you admit you're wrong and change your mind..." and the whole class would respond back "... you aren't wrong anymore!"

And when a kid would assert something incorrect In class, he wouldn't tell them they were wrong, he would help lead them to the right answer and then when they admitted/ accepted the new information, he'd say "now we're both right! Nice work!"

For a bunch of gifted kids whose identity and reputation often was staked on knowing more than most people, it was a great safety valve. No shame in making a mistake, because if you accept it you have learned! Now you are smarter! It always made me feel better.

soracities

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.