Ok Boomer

Gonna Internet Explore Dat Ass

[aletheyass]

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)

[fuwah-deactivated20221013]

[teathattast]

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[teathattast]

[poederprinses-deactivated202203]

just cleansing my energy<3

[cannibalchicken]

[qillermeme]

[toastbutteregg]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[radiation]

Why everyone so obsessed with peter from mc ride or whatever his name is. peter? whats his name ? benjamin?

[radiation]

whats his name damien? i see him everywhere. peter?

[radiation]

He looks like thihs whats his name ?

[radiation]

YES THATS HIS NAME

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[supreme-leader-stoat]

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

[brawltogethernow]

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

[omegaverse]

do you identify as a man?

are you asking this because i said i was looking forward to super bowl sunday

[catchymemes]

[actual-haise]

[toastbutteregg]