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Masafusa Shibuya, satin, organdy, and silk thread
going through customs at a US airport
airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?
me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*
airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW
me: but i am
*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*
armed guards: WHATâS IN THE EGGS?
me: i dont know its a surprise!!Â
Paper Cup art by @shin___geki
This person is my new hero.
@artsy-cado
this popped up on my dash, donald trump better watch out
Puppy protects owner
OHH MY GODDđ
HE DID IT. UNBELIEVABLE.
@copperbadge, I feel like thereâs a story about Steve promoting safe sex in thisâŠ
Oh but see now Iâm picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.
Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.
Natasha: Thereâs a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isnât it. (Alternately: âSafety is easy. If he wonât wear a condom, kill him.â)Â
Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range.Â
Thor: Itâs what a god would do.Â
Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.
Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.
THESE. Great.
#James: just wear the fucking condom
(Alternate:)
IT GOT BETTER
Iâll just leave this here. (original post)
This is so cute, Suzuya gave Haise Strawberries (that he obviously canât eat) so he made tarts for everyone!
@lunchtimeboi  ⻠Posted with permission from the artist.  Please do not remove the source or repost without permission. Â
this is the boy volcano. you can tell itâs a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. itâs a volcano with a human face
this is the girl volcano. you know sheâs a girl because she literally has a pretty human face and long human hair and a high voice. if they didnât make sure you knew she was a woman you might have thought these anthropomorphised volcanoes were Gay
Pixarâs Umbrella Heteros Short 2: This Time Its Volcanos
This post makes me so mad. Youâre all ignorant children parroting whatever bullshit comes your way. The volcanoes are based on the Hawaiian musician Israel KamakawiwoÊ»ole (better known as Iz) and his wife Marlene. They were made specifically to resemble the couple, you fucking walnuts. This is why we canât have nice things. You take everything beautiful and try to corrupt it with your shitty politics
This is Iz and Marlene.Â
Heâs not just âthat dude with the cover of Over The Rainbowâ okay? Heâs fucking important. He was a musician, yes, and he was an activist for Hawaiian rights and independence.Â
He used his music to promote awareness of the second class status of Hawaiian natives created by the tourist industry.
When he died, the Hawaiian state flag flew at half mast. His coffin (but not his body, he was cremated) lay in state at the state capitol building in Honolulu. Just the third person in Hawaiian history to be given that honor. And the only one who was not a government official. Ten thousand people attended his funeral.
He is a big important part of Hawaiian culture and history. So donât get all social justice warrior about sexuality and gender when this is really about a culture and honoring the memory of people who are important to that culture.
Victorian Guard by Aldo Vicente
genos: *appears*
fandom: HEY DOES HE HAVE A DICK
group chanting from the back: FUCK THE ROBOT! FUCK THE ROBOT! FUCK THE RO
one person lying on the ground: *licking a toaster*
ok can anyone else see Saitama and Genos being super proud of each other as a couple. Like, say Genos is flamethrowing some huge-ass monster and Saitama stands on the side yelling encouragement and just like nudges another bystander and is like âsee that guy. thatâs my boyfriendâ and does that stupid egg smile. and then ofc he has to bail the dumb cyborg out and Genos just shrieks âGET HIM BABE UR SO COOL I LOVE YOUâ as he tries to find his arm
this is so canonÂ
what the fuucckk
PRAISE THE SUN!Â
KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING
if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly
People will stare. Make it worth their while â Alexander McQueen prĂȘt-Ă -porter | F/W â10-â11