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Call me Zero or Nate. 21 years old, studying Interface Design, loves bara boys. I reblog what I want. Art Blog | Pixiv | Twitter

[zerodollar]

Opening commissions a.k.a feed a starving hobo duck today (i’m really broke) Visit my website for more info. Please contact me via Tumblr messenger if interested! I’ll reply ASAP.

[opticallyaddicted]

Masafusa Shibuya, satin, organdy, and silk thread

[animmalcrossing]

going through customs at a US airport

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

[cifume]

Paper Cup art by @shin___geki

[evilkitten3]

This person is my new hero.

[tokikurp]

@artsy-cado

[deathmessage-blog]

this popped up on my dash, donald trump better watch out

[weloveshortvideos]

Puppy protects owner

[dogzzilla]

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OHH MY GODD💕

[disgustinganimals]

HE DID IT. UNBELIEVABLE.

[finnickodairheis]

[alexielthegreat]

[persian-slipper]

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

[copperbadge]

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

[msmori]

THESE. Great.

[noxyoumove-archive]

#James: just wear the fucking condom

[queenofspies-archived]

(Alternate:)

[thefancypisces]

IT GOT BETTER

[surrexi]

I’ll just leave this here. (original post)

[littlemissymonster]

This is so cute, Suzuya gave Haise Strawberries (that he obviously can’t eat) so he made tarts for everyone!

[babyshouyou]

@lunchtimeboi   ※ Posted with permission from the artist.   Please do not remove the source or repost without permission.  

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s a volcano with a human face

this is the girl volcano. you know she’s a girl because she literally has a pretty human face and long human hair and a high voice. if they didn’t make sure you knew she was a woman you might have thought these anthropomorphised volcanoes were Gay

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

Pixar’s Umbrella Heteros Short 2: This Time Its Volcanos

[ostro-gothic]

This post makes me so mad. You’re all ignorant children parroting whatever bullshit comes your way. The volcanoes are based on the Hawaiian musician Israel Kamakawiwoʻole (better known as Iz) and his wife Marlene. They were made specifically to resemble the couple, you fucking walnuts. This is why we can’t have nice things. You take everything beautiful and try to corrupt it with your shitty politics

[rosworms-is-shadowbanned]

This is Iz and Marlene. 

He’s not just “that dude with the cover of Over The Rainbow” okay? He’s fucking important. He was a musician, yes, and he was an activist for Hawaiian rights and independence. 

He used his music to promote awareness of the second class status of Hawaiian natives created by the tourist industry.

When he died, the Hawaiian state flag flew at half mast. His coffin (but not his body, he was cremated) lay in state at the state capitol building in Honolulu. Just the third person in Hawaiian history to be given that honor. And the only one who was not a government official. Ten thousand people attended his funeral.

He is a big important part of Hawaiian culture and history. So don’t get all social justice warrior about sexuality and gender when this is really about a culture and honoring the memory of people who are important to that culture.

[noisy-pics]

Victorian Guard by Aldo Vicente

[deathmessage-blog]

genos: *appears*

fandom: HEY DOES HE HAVE A DICK

group chanting from the back: FUCK THE ROBOT! FUCK THE ROBOT! FUCK THE RO

one person lying on the ground: *licking a toaster*

[robo-dicks-deactivated20180501]

ok can anyone else see Saitama and Genos being super proud of each other as a couple. Like, say Genos is flamethrowing some huge-ass monster and Saitama stands on the side yelling encouragement and just like nudges another bystander and is like “see that guy. that’s my boyfriend” and does that stupid egg smile. and then ofc he has to bail the dumb cyborg out and Genos just shrieks “GET HIM BABE UR SO COOL I LOVE YOU” as he tries to find his arm

[clarityin-deactivated20250911]

this is so canon 

[boobasprite]

[nyannerz-deactivated20210510]

what the fuucckk

[possumoftheeast-deactivated2018]

PRAISE THE SUN! 

[shitshilarious]

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

[ulibeanzz]

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

[themiseducationofb]

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen prêt-à-porter | F/W ‘10-‘11