#sigh

my blog is like me gay and a mess   ---  i dont just have a Ship™ i have an Armada™

[anydaynowany]

Are you “enemies to lovers” fucked up or “found family” fucked up?

[hacklesacademy]

“Enemies to found family” fucked up

[astraldemise]

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

[astraldemise]

this website is a hivemind but gotdamn it sure is a squizard

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Bank fandom shut up in the notes

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Hi I worked in banking for 5 years and bank-fans in the notes can shut the fuck up

You know perfectly well the whole edifice is immoral.  I know that you know because *I* know.  Some of you have sat where I have sat, two weeks before Christmas, trying to explain to a crying account holder that we cannot return over $300 in fees, even though the bank does not need that money

The bank didn’t have that money before

the bank didn’t have any expectation of that money, because getting it was total happenstance (with a side of intentionally arranging order-of-clearance to fuck people over as much as possible)

The money was earmarked arbitrarily and TAKEN, and if it was given back, nothing would significantly change for the bank, because giving the money back would only return the bank to the state of affairs before it earmarked and took the money

but it would change EVERYTHING for the human being currently crying their eyes out at your desk

You damned well know.  Shut the fuck up.

[animations-daily]

Mulan (1998)

[greelin]

if a vampire was just like "hey, wanna bone?" do you think i'd say no? hesitate even slightly? do you take me for a goddamn idiot, incapable of appreciating and gratefully receiving gifts that the universe decides to bestow upon me? c'mon now

[tranxio]

Spectacular Neon Blue Lava Pours From Indonesia's Kawah Ijen Volcano At Night (PHOTOS)

You've heard of "red hot" and "white hot" to describe searing temperatures. But what about "blue hot"?

[bogfox]

[wacheypena]

NO MORE RED AND ORANGE LAVA IN MOVIES! FROM NOW ON WE HAVE BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE OR EVEN PINK! STOP HOLDING BACK! ESPECIALLY IF ITS AN ALIEN DAMN PLANET! NOT ALL CORES ARE THE SAME!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[azusaphoto-deactivated20240124]

昨年、見遅れた風景を見に行く。 昨年もこの場所に来たことを、犬は覚えているだろうか…。 桜が咲くとこんな感じになるのか…という美しい景色を 犬も美しいと思っただろうか…。

犬が来て4回目の春が来る。。

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Bob Persichetti, Rodney Rothman

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[anextrapart]

[officerhaughts-bulletproofvest]

I FUCKING snorted outloud. I feel personally called out.

[sangoundercover]

when you get your blanket out of the dryer ♥

VIEW FULL PICTURE HERE

This is still kind of a sketchy mess but I needed to finally YEET this out of my art folder.

You can blame @bigmammallama5 and her february smut prompts for this

[bigmammallama5]

Well

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[roboco-san]

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

[spiroandthelacktones]

He’s just a bottom

[mjalti]

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

[manrepellent]

[darling-clemxntine-deactivated2]

So my mom is a neonatal nurse and she helps the newborn babies and there was one she had to help and it’s name was Ho’Nasty pronounced “Honesty”

[cyberdramon]

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[taliasburns]

what’s up  d a n g e r

[raolet]

[50shadesofbillyhargrovedaddy]