such a small thing to cause so much trouble

30. Queer. She/Her

[stlamb]

[political-us]

[bumblebeebats]

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

[lesbeansoups]

I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

[delphinidin4]

[theprofessional-amateur]

[lynxfang]

I love funky wildlife services. I aspire to be as funky and know as much about wildlife

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

I love how succinct this is.

[panoramaaa-deactivated20250601]

[irlactualhuman]

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

[fatsexybitch]

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

[muffinlance]

I am struck mostly by how little survival instructions these small humans have

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[docdufresne]

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

[dugaodna]

r/lies has been a bit of a warzone lately but this made me laugh out loud

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

[vintage-tigre]

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[fairtradebananas]

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

[wrenchinator-central]

Job would’ve done numbers on Tumblr if he live-blogged his experience. Probably would’ve gotten much the same responses too

[theblackparadeisdead]

My 15 year old brother is currently obsessed with uranium glass for some reason so today my day has consisted of walking into antique stores and asking them if they currently have any 1930s glassware anyway we struck gold at this place

[theblackparadeisdead]

World's first teenage boy to describe a vintage teacup and saucer as "totally epic"

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast