internet obsolescence but not in the cool way

formerly known as typewriterprose - I've had this blog since 2009 but I had to remake in January of 2018 because my email account got purged, thanks microsoft

[deathofthetypewriter]

attention friends and friendly internet strangers

it’s been a cool nine years but unfortunately my email account has been lost to the ether and with it, my ability to log back into this account, so i’m cutting my losses before i get locked out by circumstances beyond my control. feel free to follow me at typewriterprose.tumblr.com in a few days when I have the URL back if you’re attached to inter-fandom shitposting. love you all, even though i just about never spoke a word to anyone in almost a decade on this website.

[serotnin]

“what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable

[nbdykez]

The next world of warcraft expansion: you pay $60 to see Koltira Deathweaver and Thassarian and get married and cuddle on a beach. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. They sip piña coladas and have a goddamn rest for fucking once.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Don’t underestimate how badly I want to be around to name the next supercontinent

[edward-tc]

won’t the sun die before that happens

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

not if it takes enough gummy vitamins

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for february?

[boydefective]

January, but this time it’s personal.

[wichkraft]

January 2: Fast and February

[homoluigi]

I wanna put “this machine produces folk music” on a rifle

[rollonlikeariver]

infinitely more threatening tbh

[leon-the-artificer]

imagine: magnus giving an Anime Protagonist Speech and the bad guy is like rolling their eyes bc yeah this seems like something he would do but in reality he’s buying time as merle and taako rob the dude blind and then knock them out from behind before the three of them bolt

[leon-the-artificer]

#magnus: and ill never stop fighting! because i know…i have my friends! #taako: [mouthing ‘hey do you want this cool sword?’] #magnus: yes! …they are always there for me

[criiller]

I’m always a slut for deep conversations and exploring our feelings at 1am

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[cowboyjimkirk]

The only alignment triangle that truly matters.

[cowboyjimkirk]

Some people pointed out that Jim Kirk never stopped having a horse phase, and you’re absolutely right, and I regret implying otherwise.

[gnatsattack]

I feel like we need to annotate Homestuck because it was very much a beast of its time and I feel like there’s a lot of in-jokes that get missed by people reading it today. Like the fact that Dave’s “kick it barack” actually took place on Obama’s reelection night, and John arriving 15 pages late with Starbucks, and those Kickstarter fantrolls, and why tricksters are Like That. So many good gags lost to time and a very specific context.

[stability]

I 1000% support this theory

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thelittlescrimshaw]

Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters

Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*

Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount

[prettyliar4everism]

Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways

[grenade-maid]

Unless your otp is a rare pair, in which case you can watch them fall in love six times, in six different ways.

[neon-crayons]

And you wrote four of them.

[truntechgodhead]

I REFUSE to let Dave Strider be my favorite homestuck character out of PRIDE. Because Dave is EXACTLY the type of character that would be my favorite and I REFUSE to be that predictable. Dave Strider? oh I dont know who that is. sounds like a character thats not my favorite. and never will be. sounds lame

[truntechgodhead]

character development