Mod it till it Breaks

I sold my soul to Video Games and I don't regret a thing. None of the gifs and edits are mine. All credits go to their maker.

[chessyborder]

Werewolf in Landsknecht(-ish) Clothing (Coloured)

[prokopetz]

I've remarked in the past that one of the problems with Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro is that they want to downplay a lot of the uncomfortably horny elements which have historically characterised the game's implicit milieu, but certain key parts of the game's brand identity are tied up with those horny bits, and they're not willing to give that brand identity up, so they end up doing daft shit like keeping dragon-blooded sorcerers as a core class while acting like "one of your parents fucked a dragon" is the least likely explanation for how you got to be that way, resulting in a text with a strangely coy tone.

The 2024 Player's Handbook carries this policy – and the resulting tonal incoherence – forward. This is how it describes draconic sorcery:

As we can see, it even walks back the 2014 Player's Handbook's oft-mocked discussion of "bargaining" with dragons for power, in favour of proposing scenarios involving accidental exposure to draconic magic – as though a draconic sorcerer is some sort of dragon-themed Spider-Man – while grudgingly acknowledging the possibility of actual dragon-fucking almost as an afterthought.

And then it uses this image to illustrate the Draconic Sorcery subclass:

"Might".

[siderealdei]

[prokopetz]

I believe it was Fizban's Treasury which suggested that dragons don't even have sex with each other, instead creating dragon eggs by means of various mysterious rituals. I'm not kidding about Hasbro's intense preoccupation with insisting that dragons do not fuck – it's actually kind of bizarre!

[fostersffff]

Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?

[sigmaufo]

Allegedly, the Japanese producers enjoyed the English dub so much (especially of Natsumi), that when they recorded the TV series, they showed the English OVA dub to the Japanese actors in order to inspire their acting.

Coastal Carolina didn’t make many English dubs, but those they did make are a treat. Besides You’re Under Arrest, I also enjoy Shinesman and Elf Princess Rane. And many of the same personnel later reformed as another company and did the dub of Miami Guns.

[prokopetz]

I can’t believe I never realised before this exact moment that the very specific vocal characterisation that’s indelibly burned into the brains of an entire generation of English-speaking nerds as the 90s Anime Dub Voice™ is literally just a Carolina accent.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[deaths-chessmate]

Listen. I LOVE BEST FRIEND RELATIONSHIPS. GIMME MORE. I NEED MORE FRIENDS BEING DORKS, BEING SIBLINGS, BEING FAMILY. I NEED MORE BESTIES WHO WILL SLEEP IN THE SAME BED, SNUGGLE WHEN THEY'RE COLD AND BITCH ABOUT EACH OTHERS ENDGAME LOVERS BECAUSE THEY'RE BEING STUPID OR EDGY OR DRAMATIC. I NEED MORE BEST FRIENDS WHO WILL GO TO THE END OF THE WORLD TOGETHER, FIGHT TOGETHER, CRY TOGETHER.

And I want them to be in love. But not romantically. I want more familial love. More found family. More "hey, if the fates had been different, maybe you'd have been born my sibling."

[kashuan]

some general hanza sketches but primarily a lot of of angoulême, and thinking about some of her dynamics with the rest of the group :,)

[chessyborder]

Werewolf in Landsknecht(-ish) Clothing

[buried-in-stardust]

A compilation of 2023's transformations

[everythingfox]

Will someone please answer the phone

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biteitwhenitssoft]

NOT THE

[everythingfox]

Kitty stomp

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

literally cannot stop laughing at this

[woozapooza]

#and remember maryland (unhinges jaw as black smoke pours from my ears and mouth)

[porcupine-girl]

The “take place tonight” in the middle of the elder god monologue is the most ominous part.

[pukicho]

I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec

[pukicho]

back from my insane piss

[pukicho]

What the FUCK is your problem man

[damazcuz]

my local mcdonalds online prices have me doing cookie math

[damazcuz]

so the difference between having 0 cookies and having 1 cookie is 80 cents, right? you might assume that the cookies to follow would be similarly priced. maybe 2 cookies could cost $1.50 or something! but you'd be wrong

the difference between 1 cookie and 2 cookies is not 80 cents or even close. it's 1.31. huh? cookie number two costs more than cookie 1 did? it's over 2.5x the price of 1 to get 2? hang on cause

then the difference btween 2 cookies and 3 cookies is TWENTY cents. which makes sense in comparison to 1 cookie's price but not cookie 2's. why'd the cost jump from 1->2 but not 2-> 3? ordering 2x of 1 cookie for .79 each doesn't work because the store will leave the additional cookie out of the order. it's infuriating i just want 2 cookies for 1.60. i have questions for you ronald you clown piece of shit.

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

DAMA BABY I HAVE ANSWERS. IT'S ALL ABOUT CHOICE ARCHITECTURE. they give you a cheap option and an expensive option, you choose the cheap option. they give you a cheap option, a medium option and an expensive option... suddenly the expensive option is looking better value, so more people buy it. nobody is actually going for the middle option, it's just there to trick you into paying more. lots of love

[damazcuz]

(visibly crying) so we should kill the ceo with a brick right?

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

yes. take my hand

[everythingfox]

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods