Welcome to Costco, I love you

My cat can mow the lawn

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[goth-queen]

[deathstardude666]

After I'm done with you, every time you pee will be a burning attack. 😏😏😏

[swornsword]

[swornsword]

[cherrybeachbum]

I am in love with anything underwater

[deathstardude666]

No, shut up. Video game water is my phobia.

[tvneon]

[dietkiller]

Extreme Chili Cheese Dogs

[deathstardude666]

wars were fought over less.

[creekmotel]

[deathstardude666]

Me when I get wings from red robin.

[star-wars-forever]

[pulpsandcomics2]

Earl Norem

[deathstardude666]

this represents how I feel when I see a diet pepsi sale.

[deathstardude666]

Fable really said "Let me try"

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[deathstardude666]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WELCOME BACK!!!!

I came back for you and to show you how to run a fuckin blog, buster!

[deathstardude666]

more me/man and cat best friend dump

[deathstardude666]

Man/me dump since I haven't been on tumblr in like 5 years