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His anaconda don’t.
*the hooded demon quickly floats over to the child* Gideon! My precious little psychopath -I mean psychic- is back!
“Did ya miss me, ya old bag’a bones~?”
What did you just call me?
“I do believe I called you a bag ‘a bones. What, are you insulted?”
It seems like you don’t understand my anatomy very well. I’m not a bag of bones, I’m a skeletal demon. There is indeed a difference, young child.
“If you say so, Mister fit. S’hard to take ya seriously with a face like that. I take it as- ya did miss me? Also, I’ve been meanin’ to ask ya somethin.”
Is that so? Here, let me change it then.
*geeky voice* Is this any better? Now, uh, what did you want to ask me, Gideon?
*the hooded demon quickly floats over to the child* Gideon! My precious little psychopath -I mean psychic- is back!
“Did ya miss me, ya old bag’a bones~?”
What did you just call me?
“I do believe I called you a bag ‘a bones. What, are you insulted?”
It seems like you don’t understand my anatomy very well. I’m not a bag of bones, I’m a skeletal demon. There is indeed a difference, young child.
please help me i’m a flamboyant cartoon villain trapped in a mundane reality body
a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…
UPDATE!!
My principal decided to join him in a photo.
The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.
*the hooded demon quickly floats over to the child* Gideon! My precious little psychopath -I mean psychic- is back!
“Did ya miss me, ya old bag’a bones~?”
What did you just call me?
I really hate it when I post a “like for a starter” post and it is ignored by all of my RP Partners. It makes me feel like a shitty blog.
The Grim Reaper: Abe's Birthday
*Year 2015*
*it was a peaceful day in the afterlife and Abraham Lincoln was relaxing in his house, watching TV*
Death: *suddenly appears in the house, blowing a party horn* Happy birthday! *grins, handing him a chocolate cake* Here you go, it's your favorite!
Abraham: *grabs the cake, cutting a slice and beginning to eat it* Aw, thanks, Death. You remembered!
Death: Why of course I did! *grumbles* Unlike you did with mine...
Abraham: What?! I'd never forget your birthday!
Death: Uh-huh...
Abraham: Oh, come on Death! I tried to wish you a happy birthday! But your house is filled with torture weapons, they severely injured me! I was a full-body cast for months!
Death: Alright, Abe, there's so many things wrong with that. First of all, dead people can't leave the afterlife. Second of all, you're a ghost, none of the weapons could've injured you. Third of all, my birthday was on the 12th of January! It hasn't even been a month!
Abraham: *deadpan* Don't call me that.
Death: Whatever you say, Abe.
Abraham: I said don't call me that!
Death: Geez, calm down, Abraham. I was just joking. Anyway, here's your present. *he quickly poofed up a gigantic wrapped up box with a bow on top* Here you go!
Abraham: My present! *he grinned and quickly ripped the wrapping paper off, revealing a giant book called "How To Stop Lying"* Seriously, Death?
Death: You're welcome!
Abraham: *deadpan* I hate you.
Death: That's what you get for forgetting my birthday, Abe!
Abraham: I didn't forget your birthday! And my name's Abe!
Death: Whatever you say, Abe. *poofs away*
The Grim Reaper: A New Baby
*Year 1401*
Death: *had been wandering through town when suddenly a 30 year old woman bumped into him* Hey, watch where you’re going! Don’t make me kill you! *he growls, taking out his scythe*
Woman: Gah! I’m sorry! It’s just that I’m pregnant and I have to get to the ceremony!
Death: I don’t care about your stupid ceremony or you stupid baby! You’re dead for bumping into me!
*suddenly a baby falls from between the woman’s legs*
Death: …Humans are weird.
Woman: *the woman grabs the baby and slips a diaper on him before quickly running away*
Death: Hey! Come back here! I will destroy that ugly looking baby of yours! *he growls and chases after her*
*time skip*
*a crowd of people were gathered around in the center of town, starring at an indian man wearing a white robe*
Man: I don’t understand. Where could Katherine be?
Katherine: *she runs to the man, the baby in her arms* I’m here! I’m here!
Man: Katherine! What took you so long?
Katherine: I’m sorry, Gyles! Some kid in a black robe tried to kill me!
Gyles: *crosses his arms, looking at her with a deadpan expression*
Katherine: It’s true!
Gyles: *rolls eyes* Sure it is. Anyway, what are you going to name for baby?
Katherine: Hm…what about Miles?
Gyles: Miles! What a great name!
Death: *suddenly appears in front of Gyles and Katherine* Miles may be a great name but he’s still dying!
Katherine: Gah The kid in the black robe is back!
Death: That’s right! And now you’re going to pay for bumping into me!
Gyles: Wow, you have some serious anger issues.
Death: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Gyles: It means you get angry over stupid things. I mean, threatening to kill somebody just because they bumped into you? That’s seriously messed up.
Death: Oh, really? Well maybe I need kill you instead! *he growls, placing the tip of his scythe over Gyle’s heart*
Miles: *begins to cry*
Death: *he growls, turning his attention to Miles* Oh, stop whining you little baby! I was thinking about killing you first but now I’ll think I’ll kill your first! I’ll rip you to shreds and then feed your remains to your mother who’ll Gyles will be forcibly ripping to shreds.
*everyone stares at Death*
Death: What, not violent enough?
Miles: *begins to cry again*
Death: Oh come on! Again with the crying! Alright, that’s it! You’re finished! *he growls and raises his scythe, about to chop off Miles’ head*
Katherine: No, wait! He’s just a baby!
Death: Who the heck cares if he’s just a baby? A cute, nice, innocent little baby… *he took Miles from Katherine's arm, caressing his head*
*time skip*
*Death had been playing at the beach with a three year old Miles*
*time skip*
*Death had been dancing with six year old Miles*
*time skip*
*Death had been standing in a grassy with field with a ten year old Miles, staring into his eyes*
Death: Oh, Miles...We've known each other for quite some time now and I was wondering If I could you a very important question.
Miles: Why of course, Death. You can ask me anything.
Death: Okay, good. *he clutches Miles' hands* Miles...can I guide you the afterlife?
Miles: Of course you can, Death! Of course you can! *he grins and hugs Death*
Death: Great! *he grins, taking out his scythe* I've been waiting to do this ever since you were first born! *he attempts to chop Miles' head off*
Miles: Gah! *his eyes widen and he quickly dodges the scythe* Not now! I meant when I'm older!
Death: ...Oh. *lowers his scythe* Sorry about that.
Birth: *suddenly appears out of nowhere* I'm here! I'm not too late, am I?
Death: *crosses arms* You're ten years late.
Birth: *deadpan* Darn it.
Death: Don't worry, I did your job for you.
Birth: And who said I need help?!
Death: Well, no one but-
Birth: SHUT UP! *she growls and poofs away*
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance. My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING
It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish
Everyone has that dish.
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Whether it’s a canon character (NOT affiliated directly with Supernatural or any other large fandoms), genderbent version of a canon character, or OC.
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1: How tall or short do you wish you were?
2: What's your dream pet? (Real or not)
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?
4: What was your favorite video game growing up?
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]
9: Are you ticklish?
10: Are you allergic to anything?
11: What's your sexuality?
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?
13: Are you a cat or dog person?
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?
16: How tall are you?
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn't mind!]
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
20: Do you like space or the ocean more?
21: Are you religious?
22: Pet peeves?
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?
24: Favorite constellation?
25: Favorite star?
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?
27: Any phobias or fears?
28: Do you think global warming is real?
29: Do you believe in reincarnation?
30: Favorite movie?
31: Do you get scared easily?
32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?
33: Blog rate? [You'll rate the blog of the one who's asking.]
34: What is a color that calms you?
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?
36: Where were you born?
37: What is your eye color?
38: Introvert or extrovert?
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?
40: Hugs or kisses?
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?
42: Who is someone you love deeply?
43: Any piercings you want?
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?
45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so?
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!
47: What is a sound you really hate?
48: A sound you really love?
49: Can you do a backflip?
50: Can you do the splits?
51: Favorite actor and/or actress?
52: Favorite movie?
53: How are you feeling right now?
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?
55: When did you feel happiest?
56: Something that calms you down?
57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn't mind!]
58: What does your URL mean?
59: What three words describe you the most?
60: Do you believe in evolution?
61: What makes you unfollow a blog?
62: What makes you follow a blog?
63: Favorite kind of person:
64: Favorite animal(s):
65: Name three of your favorite blogs.
66: Favorite emoticon:
67: Favorite meme:
68: What is your MBTI personality type?
69: What is your star sign?
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?
72: Post a selfie or two?
73: Do you have platform shoes?
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?
75: Can you do a front flip?
76: Do you like birds?
77: Do you like to swim?
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?
79: Something you wish didn't exist:
80: Some thing you wish did exist:
81: Piercings you have?
82: Something you really enjoy doing:
83: Favorite person to talk to:
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?
85: How many followers do you have?
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?
87: Do your socks always match?
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?
89: What are your birthstones?
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?
92: A store you hate?
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?
95: Do you like to wear camo?
96: Winter or summer?
97: How long can you hold your breath for?
98: Least favorite person?
99: Someone you look up to:
100: A store you love?
101: Favorite type of shoesL
102: Where do you live?
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?
105: Do you drink milk?
106: Do you like bugs?
107: Do you like spiders?
108: Something you get paranoid about?
109: Can you draw:
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?
111: A question you hate being asked?
112: Ever been bitten by a spider?
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?
115: Someone you'd like to kiss or cuddle right now:
116: Favorite cloud type:
117: What color do you wish the sky was?
118: Do you have freckles?
119: Favorite thing about a person:
120: Fruits or vegetables?
121: Something you want to do right now:
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?
123: Sweet or sour foods?
124: Bright or dim lights?
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?
126: Something you hate about Tumblr:
127: Something you love about Tumblr:
128: What do you think about the least?
129: What would you want written on your tombstone?
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?
133: Computer or TV?
134: Do you like roller coasters?
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?
136: Are your ears lobed or attached?
137: Do you believe in karma?
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?
139: What nicknames do you have/have had?
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?
144: What makes you angry
145: How many languages do you speak fluently?
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?
147: Are you androgynous?
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:
149: Favorite thing about your personality:
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?
152: Do you like BuzzFeed?
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]
154: Do you like to kiss others' foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?
155: Do you like to play with others' hair?
156: What embarrasses you?
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:
158: Biggest lie you have ever told:
159: How many people are you following?
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?
163: Last time you cried and why:
164: Do you have long or short hair?
165: Longest your hair has ever been:
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?
168: Do you like to wear makeup?
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?