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The names PeonyMoon. I'm a little ball of wrath, sunshine, and as of recently espresso. This is a judgement free zone. 23|♋️|panromantic asexual|50:50 chance NSFW

[smallbraintime]

Alien finds some of the human nap spots weird.

This was inspired by a family member finding my favorite nap spot strange ( the nap spot is a circle swing in a suitably sunny spot )

[lunnaisjustvibing]

I've been reading the humans are space [insert various descriptors]

But what if humans are space Gremlins?

Cute and fluffy and sweet, until we are NOT in the most random, annoying, bizarre and dangerous ways

[el0wyn]

Okay I'm certain someone has brought this up at some point already, but the idea is just so cute to me that I'm haunted by it.

I love humans with jewelry. Humans that like sparkly crystals and wear them on their fingers and wrists and necks and ears, in their hair and decorated on their clothes. Honestly chances are, all aliens have jewelry they value from their planets. It's a space-wide thing to cover yourself in treasures from your world.

And I just this it's so precious and sweet that we decorate ourselves with little shiny stones from our little planet and we consider them the most valuable things we own. We carry pieces of Earth with us all the time and we show our love for her by collecting her and dressing in her and loving her so fully. I think that's awesome.

[frailbug]

[cosmos-kitty]

Working on a new set of stamp designs and these are the first two illustrations, this one will be themed around snakes and berries 🐍

Western Glossy Snake + Blackberries White-lipped Tree Viper + Cloudberries

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[thememedaddy]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

ICE agents forced to flee Minnesota neighborhood due to car alarm alert system

Frustrated Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers fled a Minnesota neighborhood after residents alerted each other by triggering car a

Basically, people are using their key fobs to set off their car alarms when they see ICE.

This is effective for several reasons:

Obviously, it alerts everyone that something is wrong. Given ICE has been terrorizing Minnesota, people are likely to immediately know it is ICE. This gives people time to flee or barricade themselves in their homes.

ICE loses the element of surprise.

If one person hears a car alarm go off, they can trigger their own alarm, alerting even more people, but also making it really annoying for ICE. Annoying sounds petty, but it can be effective. Have you ever been in a building when a super loud fire alarm went off? It's very hard to concentrate. You can't hear much else. You just want to leave. ICE experiences this when a whole street if car alarms go off. Which means they make mistakes.

[eddieisanidiot]

This was how we were alerted to ICE attempting to gain access to our apartment building. This 100% works.

[statecryptids]

Another way to goop up the fascists’ gears.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there comes a point in a musician's discography where you're like "this is a jam but you need to stop dating assholes"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people tagging this taylor swift but like. i specified "jam"

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hey I think I found the worst interior design tiktok

[weaver-z]

I go to babysit for this kid and find him alone in the Masculinity Chamber scribbling "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" on the interior of his empty metal lockers and tearing a Tom Brady jersey to shreds with his teeth

[sharpestrose]

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[softness-and-shattering]

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

[c3rvida3]

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

[saltykingsalty]

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

[c3rvida3]

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

[spontaneous-avocado]

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

[c3rvida3]

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

[writing-prompt-s]

a supervillan who buys loyal henchmen just by paying off their student debt and giving them a good salary, useless botany degree? Now you’re cultivating plants for bioweapons

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[saprophilous]

Oc commission of Nell inspired by tarot for @/quantum-crypsis tysm!

[chimaerakitten]

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like