fuck the NSDA

hi, I'm Jesse, a PF debater who is done with PF topics Central Valley High School Spokane

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anyways this weekend im doing LD, Congress, and 4 speech events so kill me lol

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u can do it sweet friend

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the signs as debate team members

Aries: the team mom

Taurus: the kissup

Gemini: the one everyone hates

Cancer: the only one who actually knows what they're doing

Leo: the straight one

Virgo: the fun and zesty one

Libra: the one who wins everything

Scorpio: the perpetually angry sjw

Sagittarius: the really gay one in denial

Capricorn: the fuckboy

Aquarius: the corpse

Pisces: the one in 477377377 other clubs

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when ur bf is a social justice hero

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Running A K in Public Forum

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me: my opponents claim is false. opponent: do you have a card for that? me: 

opponent: oh sry, you’re right. 

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my bf just won his 2nd big at fed way and is going to the TOC! omg!

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you are good at debate even if you don’t have bids!!!! you don’t have to get speaker awards or clear at every single national tournament to belong in this activity/community!!!!! debate is a super difficult and challenging activity for a ton of different reasons and everything you do in debate is impressive!!!!!! your debate career is not a waste of time just because you weren’t nationally ranked or didn’t go to the toc - but what actually can leave you feeling like debate is a waste is not being kind to yourself about national circuit success (or lack thereof) rather than celebrating all the constant growth and progress you make in debate regardless of arbitrary things like bids!!!!!!!!!! you’re kicking ass no matter what!!!!!!!!!!!

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But Imagine

I would watch the shit out of a glee-esque show about speech and debate. Like imagine the steely-eyed debate team captain, the PF team that at first hates each other but then go on to become best friends, the Congress squad, the quirky yet hella intimidating speech captain, the Interp babes!!!! And holy shit the competition, secret relationships, the infighting, I would kill for this to be a thing

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changing out of your formal clothes after you dont break

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pics from the tournament this weekend featuring me and @thequesogrande @looking-for-questions @sandwichgoddess

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Employer: So what are your skills and strengths

Me, at full speed: SO AS YOU CAN SEE THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THE AFF CAN WIN THIS ROUND WE HAVE TURNED ALL OF THEIR IMPACTS AND THEY DON'T SOLVE THIS CASE SO FOR ALL OF THESE REASONS I URGE YOU TO VOTE NEGATIVE

Employer: Holy shit you're hired