Caffy

aka ChaosCaffy @chaoscaffy.bsky.social

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[femalepope]

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

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One time when I worked at the front desk of a public library, my coworkers and I (and pretty much every one else in the building) heard a woman further into the building, with great fervour and dismay, shout "NO!!!" incredibly loud.

A few moments after, this young mother, tugging her small daughter behind her, comes to the front and apologizes profusely for yelling. We all curiously listen in as she explains that whilst her attention was elsewhere, her daughter, who had been sitting on the floor, found the many wads of gum stuck to the underside of the nearby table and was excitedly plucking them off and promptly shoving them into her mouth. She turned around and saw this and, understandably in my opinion, couldn't stop the disgusted yell from escaping her.

[beemovieerotica]

idk if you're all aware but there's a dog on instagram who looks like a pit bull / chihuahua mix but in the most cartoonish way possible. they just mixed and matched parts.

like i know that what i'm seeing is just a dog but my brain keeps saying "centaur"

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yer right. centaur.

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let's carve out a half orc

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scribble colours until its ok

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there, I posted something

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why did tumblr move the chat, reblog, like, share buttons

🙉 don't do this to me

[pangur-and-grim]

look at her beautiful smile!

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Beautiful smile 😊

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playing around with infinite painter on my phone. it's pretty fun!

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Walks for your mental health!

Source post here

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

Your comments mean something even when the author never replies.

Sometimes your comments mean something especially when the author never replies.

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

exactly this

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If you have a setting on your app that says you won't play videos over data, that means ads too.

Give me a got dam jpeg you fuck

[kiboiru-deactivated20180102]

watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin

[kiboiru-deactivated20180102]

never mind

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Got some new acrylic markers

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my beautiful angel, midnight cheese

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Kicking my feet, twirling my hair, squealing, this manhuas is so freaking cute omg never thought I'd be into a drama about middle school kids ahhaha

Go read go read, it's on webtoons but fair warning it is a bit of a slow burn and it IS ongoing!

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