LIFE'S A PARTY!

hamlet, 25+, aroace. proship and anti censorship. proudly weird and off putting. it/its pronouns. headmate in the swarm system. we are ex-anti, please be patient

[egobyte]

F/O goring you for their snuff film

It’s always been a fantasy of theirs, to see you strung up, stripped of all your humanity, just a piece of meat for them to clean off the bone.

Maybe they gut you in front of a camera, inners falling out which they immediately squish their hands into to play with.

Perhaps they slit your throat, watching the blood splatter, moments before looking deep into your eyes and giving you this knowing look, a smile on their face that makes your blood run cold. The cold metal suddenly making your life go black.

Would they drug you beforehand, make you loopy and giddy, tired and sluggish, and slowly draw out your death, enjoying your almost content like state as they play with your tendons and blood while you drift away.

Or would they keep you wide awake, eyes big and panting from fear, using a knife or some means to get close to you, maybe their own hands. Would they strangle you just to watch you lose your fight, hands beating against theirs slowly go limp, eyes losing their light as you finally give in.

[ashe-infinite]

he would treat me right (he's fictional and sometimes dead in the source material)

[the-bar-sinister]

Your villainous F/O obliging your desires (voiced or secret) by being rough with you. Calling you names, grabbing your hair, throwing you around, kicking you in the ribs, burning you with cigarettes/cigars...

They always clean you up so gently afterward.

[mattsundaes]

in this house we respect the “we shouldn’t be doing this” to dry humping to wet messy pussyjob to “fuck it” creampies pipeline.

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

liking a popular pairing but not caring for the more popular takes on the characters’ supposed dynamic is agonizing like oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself then. water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[guiltfactory]

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

[mythmagicetc]

moving between hyperfixations is like wow i can’t believe i used to think this song was about that guy when it’s clearly about [guy it’s also not about]

[kittykamukura]

If you do not have a job then it's your duty to post about the characters Constantly. If you do have a job then it's your duty to imagine the characters in your job and also to neglect your job so you can post about the characters Constantly

[decayedbloodorange]

Hellooow everybody apologies for the inactivity here we've been busy getting angry on main and also being chronically ill lol. Hope you're all doing well <3

[faggy-debutchery]

I need to make out with my dad while we grope and grind on eachother through clothes.

I need to make him needy to the point he's drunk on me. Glassy eyes, unable to form sentences more complicated than "please, please baby boy, your old man needs this so bad", dick throbbing, precum soaking through his pants. I need to make him cum in his pants just to make fun of him for it - tell him how pathetic and disgusting he is for not only kissing his son but also cumming from it.

[lapdogbro]

“There we go baby, open your legs… See? That wasnt so hard now was it? Daddys just going to rub it on you for a second… Ohh, thats it, see it getting bigger? Thats because youre so handsome. You’ve been so slick and wet for daddy today, havent you? Im so happy you love me bud.”

“Breathe for me, good boy. You ready? One, two, three- oh fuck… Oh baby I know it hurts, i’m so sorry kid, youre doing so good for dad… Watch it go in and out, yeah see? We fit so well together… I can take you out to get ice cream after this, okay? Mmm, you make daddy feel so good…”

[partypuppy-nastja]

Shout-out to this fascinating combination of kinks and DNIs that I saw in the wild:

Let's see, we have:

Our glorious: mommy kink ✅

Their wicked: incest/fauxcest ❌

Our glorious: femboys ✅

Their wicked: sissies ❌

Our glorious: CNC ✅

Their wicked: rapeplay ❌

Our glorious: boys, twinks, femboys, service subs (common theme is that there are multiple of them) ✅

Their wicked: non-monogamy ❌

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[spermatozoey-deactivated2026052]

Yeah

[showyourfangss-deactivated20260]

telling him he can top if he wins a wrestling match against me then pinning him down so he cant move and rutting into his cunt while listening to his cries about how this is unfair turn into mindless babbles and whines.