..... yknow im realizing now i actually dont have a lot of dark or even particularly thoughts with most of the egos. not anymore anyway, it hasnt been my main fandom in a hot minute. but i could probably name a kink/fetish/para/whatever for each and every one. not just the markiplier ones either. that would be a long ass fucking list though,,,, lemme just talk about some i personally like a lot.
idk if any one term would fit here but yancy is just generally a whore. like,,,, in the traditional porno way almost. enjoys being gangbanged, purposefully puts himself in Very Precarious Positions, would probably be down for public shit too. wants to be used like a toy yknow. i like to think in prison he was passed around like a blunt and that did NOT change when he ended up with the rest of the egos lmao. genuinely willing to fuck nearly anyone if they offer.
yandereplier really likes free use, on both sides. it is 100% connected to her yandere qualities. its almost like,,,, a show of ownership, to her. to be able to use and be used whenever her or her partner pleases. also marking because Of Course. she'd probably cut the name of whoever she's obsessed with into her skin, and then her name into theirs, whether they want it or not.
anti is a huge sadomasochist. like he genuinely cant get horny unless someones getting hurt. hes fine with inflicting any kind of pain really, but he loves slicing up whoever he's fucking til theyre covered in blood and cuts. and on the semi-rare occasion where he's in a more sub role, he likes fighting back, scratching and biting. which usually leads to HIM getting hurt bad, which he loves just as much. every time he has sex it looks like a rape is going on even if everything is consensual 😭
mad mike, as the resident Drug Connoisseur, is of course a fan of intoxication. mainly drugs, he finds alcohol isnt quite as good most of the time. he specializes in party drugs, but he can get his hands on basically anything; aphrodisiacs, sedatives, roofies and the like... even just normal ass weed. he doesnt really use them to like, actually rape people, but if his partner has expressed interest then he's all for it. random side note, its kind of a shame that drugs probably wouldnt work on my version of blank, cause antidepressants would be a wonder for him lmao.
speed round: king is into animals but you will NOT catch him telling literally anyone about it. he keeps himself very secluded in the forest. bim likes eating people with a side of actual sexual stimulation, and woundfucking of course. draws it out as long as he can before his victim dies from blood loss. google is just a straight up sadist if ive ever seen one. the host is a voyeur, through his narration of course. hard to watch people fuck without eyes. schneep likes general medical shit, but especially dissection, though he's not one to do such a thing outside of his fantasies. he's willing if the person he's dissecting cant die and doesnt mind the pain, however. the jims fuck like rabbits and honestly dont particularly care if anyone knows or watches. and unus and annus probably do some crazy shit beyond human comprehension lmao
kinda ranted a lot here, sorry about that. hope you enjoy my thoughts :3
That’s alright! Naming a kink/fetish/para/etc for them is perfectly okay! I’m not really in the Jack fandom with his egos (or any other youtuber ego really) so I may not be familiar with them but I like hearing others headcanons for them!
An absolute hard agree on Yancy, first of all. I definitely see that as being more … free use (I guess) or honestly just sex favorable, but whore is such a good word I feel like it’s fitting. Definitely into gangbangs, I also headcanon him as a bottom. I feel like he’d be bratty almost, kinda possessive and definitely loud when it comes to sex. Also he’s absolutely an exhibitionist, loves public stuff, I feel like that’s due too/amplified by having had little to no privacy in prison. When he’s with other egos he’s essentially The Slut tm
Omg yes, first I love her so much and she is 100% into free use. I also see her being into cutting, so kinda like marking it’s double sided and either her partner/s cutting her or her cutting them. I see that as almost being a “guilt trap” thing too, so she cuts herself and tells whoever is her current obsession that she’ll do worse if they don’t stay with her.
I feel like this is so true though, like, I haven’t watched much of him but essentially that’s just … Anti. SadoMaso all the way, he probably says he has no limits and means it, which sucks for his other partner/s when they realize he means exactly that. He’s definitely got a knife thing going on, also into cutting like Yandere. I also get this feeling he’d be into choking. And not just light choking, he’s begging whoever he’s fucking to literally strangle him, and vice versa.
I’m unfortunately unfamiliar with Mad Mike but either way I love the aphrodisiac/drug/intox stuff. I feel like there’s so many possibilities with that stuff and even if he is not actually raping them and gets their consent, you can still make it dub-con like and maybe doing stuff not exactly previously decided to said drugged person but tell them you only did what was agreed upon when they come back to.
Definite agree on King, he prefers smaller animals, squirrels (obviously) and possibly raccoons/opossums/etc. Bim is just a straight up cannibal, honestly he probably finds it romantic, though I usually like to think of his victims being non-consenting while he is eating them. I’ve always headcanoned Host as touch adverse, so being a (narration) voyeur makes absolutely sense for how he would interact with the subject. I also see him being super condescending out of the narrative and bullying whoever is getting fucked. Both Schneep and Dr. Iplier are into medfet. I think Dr. Iplier is a sadist to like … a terrifying degree, full blow unethical experiments and live dissections to make his partner/patient suffer the most. The Jim’s are all just one big family of rabbits honestly, though I can see a puppy play thing going on (humping each other because they can’t help it sort of thing). And Unus & Annus are absolutely wild, my main headcanon is they love toys (and are surprisingly good inventors when it comes to making them)
