Literary Escapism

Hi everyone! Transformers, Pokemon, Pacific Rim, mecha. Fanfiction author. In this house we love and cherish Bayverse Ratchet.

[ralith]

Also I can't ride Exveemon? The cruelty!!

[ralith]

Me playing Time Stranger

One side of me: Take it easy and enjoy the game. You'll get enough points to level up your agent in due time.

The other side of me: MUST. BE. LEVEL. 3. TO. GET. EXVEEMON.

[ralith]

*breathing heavily* I see bayverse Ratchet's shadow in yolopark's latest Ironhide promo photo. I know that forearm armor.

[ralith]

"You get overstimmed when too many people are talking or you overhear a phone call, but you watch plane spotting livestreams and the jet engines are soothing?!"

"I can't explain it either."

[ralith]

Would Humanformers Dino get annoying during the fifa world cup? Or is he more focused on himself rather than having a favorite soccer team?

Both. He's full of national pride for his team, but he's an armchair player.

"I could have easily made that shot!"

Meanwhile Sideswipe is giving him the side eye.

"Dino, you almost rolled your ankle getting out of bed this morning. Leave football to the professionals."

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[7crowsinadress]

[ralith]

A few months ago when I was visiting Nashville, there was a large park directly across from a hospital and because of this I spotted numerous ambulance crews on break, resting beside the lake in the park.

It had me imagining bayverse Ratchet getting away from base to relax, and feeding the ducks and geese in the lake.

Also, do you think Ratchet would get upset if a goose hissed at him? He loves animals, but would get embarrassed and depressed if a goose hissed or chased him. What did he do to upset the creature? He was only trying to be friendly!

[ankle-beez]

[sycamorality]

fictional character savem e. sabe me fictional charfacter. save me fictional cjatcvter help . save me fictionlj charcter

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[ralith]

Wow, didn't know Ironhide starred in a music video

https://youtu.be/gDcHBgVsGvE

Holy fuck those men were gorgeous!

Maybe...maybe country music isn't so bad.

And yes that man absolutely fits humanformer Ironhide's appearance!

[ralith]

LET'S KICK IT UP

Digimon Time Stranger in hand!

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[ralith]

Humanformer Optimus, who has difficulty explaining his thoughts or intentions, making a gift basket of cake/brownie/cookie mixes because he wants to spend more time with Ironhide.

[prodomius]

[sergeantsporks]

"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.