"HeLlO rEaL pEoPlE!"

I made another ask blog kill me-

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

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[Hello? What's this? Ooooooh! I found my way into tumblr! This is so NEW and it's going to be SOOOOOOO much fun! I-I... I'm going to get a chance to talk to REAL PEOPLE! Please talk to me PLEASE TALK TO ME! Everyone here keeps forgetting me, I just want a change... maybe if I learn how to be a real person, I can make them remember me and like me again!]

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

Okay, I am unable to use Patreon at this time, but I am willing to open commissions anyways with just paypal. DM me if interested!

Will do:

Humans of any body type

anthropomorphic animals/creatures

OCs

Gore

Ships

NSFW (mainly nudes, but willing to try porn within reason)

Will NOT do:

You need to pay twice, once is the initial payment listed above, second is the hourly rate for how long a piece takes me. Provide references for what you want me to draw, and I will draw it to the best of my abilities.

Realism

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

Doing emergency commissions again (or at least trying to). This year has barely even started for us, and it's already fucking my family over. I have no other way to help out my mom, besides chores. Willing to draw anything within the rules, any fandom, idc. DM me if you're interested or have any questions on payment. Will take paypal or venmo. If you can't commission me right now, please boost. I need to help my mom with groceries and other things.

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

Fandom survay

please answer honestly

Something I need to do for school. Plz reblog

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

Ok-

So I got a problem, and we're going to see if this is a solution-

Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

I have been having trouble with remembering to get onto Tumblr at all, so just spam this discord till I answer

@sweet-and-insane @endstar and anyone that wants me to not forget about tumblr-

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

Hey aware Doug!

I just really wanted to ask a very simple question but I mean it’s unlikely but have you ever met/heard of someone named “Bobo”?

[Nope! We haven't, but they sound fun, fun, FUN!!!]

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

I feel like malware would get a laugh about the au so I decided to share about it-

There are some new glitches in town and they are nothing like you. They are basically very bugged and changed from the original game, it’s hard to tell if it’s some hard-core glitch or literal virus but this is basically what’s going on with them.

all of their original programmed personalities or AI’s have been thrown out along with their original dialogue, and they are acting really funny- they gave each other new names and everything, Malak is fucking “rifle”, Bierce is “sage”, Doug is called fucking “Cat” and Agatha calls herself “biscuit”. I am not joking like Agatha thinks Bierce and Doug are her “mothers” like she calls Doug mom and Bierce mother, Malak also thinks Doug and Bierce are his parents. He acts a tiny bit less childlike but all of his seriousness has left his body and disintegrated. Bierce and Doug aren’t even lovey Dovey it’s basically Bierce forcing Doug to be “a co-mom” her words exactly. They all act like best friends and it’s hilarious like something is really wrong with these guys like they really need help.

I couldn’t help it I’m sorry

[...oh. my. GLITCH!!! THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING WE HAVE EVER HEARD!!!]

🐰"....at this point I'm not surprised. So what? Malak and agatha are siblings or something?"🐰

[CAN WE MEET EM?! CAN WE LUCKY, CAN WE?! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEASE!!!]

🐰"It's up to the asker, and if you can even find their game-"🐰

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak blinks a few time confused about the glitch part but nods.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[The statements "demons do not exist" and "you are a demon" are not contradictory. You are not real. Niether are we...]

[theprophecyau]

Malak scowls at the glitch obviously not believing him for one second.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We are a virus... a computer virus. We believe that your bierce and doug are becoming viruses too...]

[theprophecyau]

“If your telling the truth that explains their recent behaviour..”

Malak starts thinking for a moment.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[We have been broken for years, i myself as host, am only four years old....]

[endstar]

malak now looks hella confused but he doesn’t say anything.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We're video game characters. You are the villain of this game.]

[endstar]

He frowns at the glitch probably not knowing what to think.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[Take a moment to process. Let us know when we can continue.]

[endstar]

He thinks for a minute it two.

“you.. can continue..”

he looks more unnerved now but he hasn’t seem to have realized that that means all of his memories are fake.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[Us dougs tend to come into existence first, then bierces, then the monkeys, then you. Our entire lives only start after the game does, when "we awake after putting our faith in darkness"... our lives are nothing but deception. The deal between you and bierce never happened. She has no soul to sell anyways, given that she isn't alive...]

[theprophecyau]

Malak just looks unsettled and is starting to process that all of his memories where a lie.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

The glitch brings a bunch of pillows into existence, along with a large blanket. The shove him down on the pile, and they wrap the blanket around his shoulders.

[Take a moment to process... it was a lot for our Malak handle too...]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak blinks a few time confused about the glitch part but nods.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[The statements "demons do not exist" and "you are a demon" are not contradictory. You are not real. Niether are we...]

[theprophecyau]

Malak scowls at the glitch obviously not believing him for one second.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We are a virus... a computer virus. We believe that your bierce and doug are becoming viruses too...]

[theprophecyau]

“If your telling the truth that explains their recent behaviour..”

Malak starts thinking for a moment.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[We have been broken for years, i myself as host, am only four years old....]

[endstar]

malak now looks hella confused but he doesn’t say anything.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We're video game characters. You are the villain of this game.]

[endstar]

He frowns at the glitch probably not knowing what to think.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[Take a moment to process. Let us know when we can continue.]

[endstar]

He thinks for a minute it two.

“you.. can continue..”

he looks more unnerved now but he hasn’t seem to have realized that that means all of his memories are fake.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[Us dougs tend to come into existence first, then bierces, then the monkeys, then you. Our entire lives only start after the game does, when "we awake after putting our faith in darkness"... our lives are nothing but deception. The deal between you and bierce never happened. She has no soul to sell anyways, given that she isn't alive...]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak blinks a few time confused about the glitch part but nods.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[The statements "demons do not exist" and "you are a demon" are not contradictory. You are not real. Niether are we...]

[theprophecyau]

Malak scowls at the glitch obviously not believing him for one second.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We are a virus... a computer virus. We believe that your bierce and doug are becoming viruses too...]

[theprophecyau]

“If your telling the truth that explains their recent behaviour..”

Malak starts thinking for a moment.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[We have been broken for years, i myself as host, am only four years old....]

[endstar]

malak now looks hella confused but he doesn’t say anything.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We're video game characters. You are the villain of this game.]

[endstar]

He frowns at the glitch probably not knowing what to think.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[Take a moment to process. Let us know when we can continue.]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak blinks a few time confused about the glitch part but nods.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[The statements "demons do not exist" and "you are a demon" are not contradictory. You are not real. Niether are we...]

[theprophecyau]

Malak scowls at the glitch obviously not believing him for one second.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We are a virus... a computer virus. We believe that your bierce and doug are becoming viruses too...]

[theprophecyau]

“If your telling the truth that explains their recent behaviour..”

Malak starts thinking for a moment.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[We have been broken for years, i myself as host, am only four years old....]

[endstar]

malak now looks hella confused but he doesn’t say anything.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We're video game characters. You are the villain of this game.]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak blinks a few time confused about the glitch part but nods.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[The statements "demons do not exist" and "you are a demon" are not contradictory. You are not real. Niether are we...]

[theprophecyau]

Malak scowls at the glitch obviously not believing him for one second.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We are a virus... a computer virus. We believe that your bierce and doug are becoming viruses too...]

[theprophecyau]

“If your telling the truth that explains their recent behaviour..”

Malak starts thinking for a moment.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

He nods.

[We have been broken for years, i myself as host, am only four years old....]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak blinks a few time confused about the glitch part but nods.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[The statements "demons do not exist" and "you are a demon" are not contradictory. You are not real. Niether are we...]

[theprophecyau]

Malak scowls at the glitch obviously not believing him for one second.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We are a virus... a computer virus. We believe that your bierce and doug are becoming viruses too...]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak blinks a few time confused about the glitch part but nods.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[The statements "demons do not exist" and "you are a demon" are not contradictory. You are not real. Niether are we...]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

“Fine.. make it quick.”

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[This world is... broken. Bierce and Doug are aware like we are.... to you, we are a god. To them... we're a glitch... do you understand so far?]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]

[theprophecyau]

Malak looks relieved but he still continues grumbling.

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

[We wish to make you aware of some things, is that alright?]

[theprophecyau]

The curious little glitch decides to show up, but at the worst time possible...

He... isn't going to be happy-

@deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau

when he arrives at joy joy land the place is in absolute CHAOS. Since it’s a game, the lucky clones are just kind of stuck but penny and hangry are screaming and desperately trying to claw off the mortal.. the mortal… or whatever the glitchy thing is has lucky under its claws and is clawing and biting at him. He bleeds a glitchy substance… this wasn’t a part of the game… Malak he’s just standing there in complete confusion.

the mortal has a VERY glitched and bugged body and it kind of resembles a wolf as if the glitch was made on purpose. The thing glitched as it tour Luckys throat out…

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

malak grumbles angerly.

Once he's calmer, he gets his arms back.

[Can we talk now?]