“Then let me teach you a lesson.”
“I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic.”
“Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.”
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man.”
“True nobility is being superior to your former self.”
“Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.”
“If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.”
“The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour.”
“I’ve had a rather emotional day.”
“I’d appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.”
“Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?”
“You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.”
“Looks like a lot of people are going to die.”
“Does it look like I give a fuck?”
“Do you like spy movies?”
“Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day.”
“If you’re prepared to adapt, you can transform.”
“When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy.”
“Ah yes. Very, very nice.”
“Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat’s formal greeting.”
“Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.”
“What does this do? Electrocute you?”
“Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.”
“This whisky is amazing, you will shit.”
“If you get blood on the carpet you’re going to have to take the carpet up!”
“I see someone who doesn’t know what the fuck to do with his life.”
“Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn’t stay on.”
“Well, that was surprising.”
“You know I’ve got nothing to lose.”
“You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin’ dog!”
“You shot your dog and had it stuffed?”
“Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam.”
“Mankind is the virus, and I’m the cure.”
“Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce.”
“It ain’t that kind of a movie.”
“You didn’t - stop - shit!”
“Thank you for the ‘happy’ meal.”
“How deep does this fuckin’ thing go?”
“Wherever you go, your dog goes.”
“What? They’re gun dogs.”
“It’s a bulldog, ain’t it?”
“It’ll get bigger, don’t it?”
“The man who got you released.”
“I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.”
“You need to solve problems under pressure.”
“Felt sorry for the boy, did you?”
“He will find this humiliating.”
“I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.”
“If you have a problem with me, you come and you whisper it in my ear.”
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