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Feb 24, 2015

Did anything major happen to you on this trip?

Does getting a girlfriend count? If not, then nah.

Did you hook up with anyone? If so, who?

Could you define hook up? I only fucked one girl. But if we're talking like, your average hook up, uhh...Ellie, Jasey...Stevie maybe? I don't even remember, honestly. I was drunk for most of 'em.

Did anything happen that surprised you? If so, how do you feel about it?

Getting a girlfriend, I guess. I mean I didn't expect to be taken by the end of the trip, honestly. I'm still not sure why I did it. Impulse, maybe. Didn't like seeing Stas with other guys. Oh! I'm surprised about Ash and Daniel. I still think Daniel's a little bitch but I'm happy for 'em, I guess. Don't see why they'd wanna get married this young. There's still so many places to go, people to screw. Don't tie yourselves down that young, ladies and gents.

Was there anything you thought was going to happen that didn't?

Thought I'd get to hook up with Carly. Why didn't I take advantage of her being in my room, what the fuck? Missed a great opportunity right there. Oh! Totally thought Dash was gonna dump Elliot. Since he like fuck-- ah, shit, Nah. Not supposed to talk about it. Are they still going strong? Dang.

Recap your Bora Bora experience for us.

Well shit, I thought it was pretty awesome. I had a good time, can't complain. Got a little annoyed about some of the drama, but it was still fun wasn't it? I can't wait for the next trip.

#confessional #webtask

declantho

Feb 20, 2015

"Hey...can we actually make this quick? I've got somewhere to be..."

"Alright, I guess I'm just gonna start with the bonfire. That's what you guys wanna hear, right? Well, obviously the best part of it was giving Carter a lapdance. No, I'm serious. I wanna say this now before people start calling me an asshole or whatever. Carter is my best friend. If we're both into the same girl, so be it. I'm not gonna let that get between us, and I'd put him over Stas any day. Don't get me wrong-- I love Stas to death but you know what they say 'n all. Bros before hoes. Carter's always gonna be my bro.

And if I'm gonna address things to set rumors straight, I might as well address this. Just 'cause a girl can turn you on, doesn't mean you're still into her. So that whole Dru thing at the bonfire? Like, yeah, I still think she's hot as fuck. I didn't break up with her because I wasn't attracted to her. So if she's grinding all up on me and literally trying to get me hard, yeah, it's probably gonna work. What can I say? I'm an eighteen-year-old dude, let me live. That doesn't mean I'm still into her. Okay?

'Cause like, in all actuality, I'm really into Stas. We hooked up last night again. She's actually the only girl I've fucked on the trip. So if that doesn't say something...what does? Am I right? I told her I didn't like seeing her hanging around with other guys and she said the same so like, I don't know. I'm thinking about it. And speaking of Stas, I've gotta get back to her. Be back for my last confessional."

#why is luke so cute #confessional #webtask

declantho

Feb 17, 2015

"Y'all thought I lost it....but I still fucking got it."

"Wazzzzzzzzzup! Honestly still think I'm a little drunk so I'm just gonna apologize for this shit in advance. But let's get to it! I'm so fucking hype, first day in Bora Bora was fucking legendary. It is so fucking nice being single again. Don't gotta worry 'bout a damn thing. And have you seen how many hot girls are on this trip? I'll be damned if I don't at least try to get with all of them, yeah?"

"Anyway-- last night. Don't even know what fucking happened. I went into that party planning on hooking up with Stas but like, she was all over Carter right when I got there. Which like, if you're just lookin' for the mediocre fuck-- be my guest. But I wasn't about to just sit around and wait for her to realize I'm the better option. Then I saw Ellie. Who like, I really under appreciate a lot of times? Probably 'cause she was Dru's best friend so I never paid much attention but like-- damn. Cute face, nice legs. Great ass. She's all a guy needs. And I don't think I've ever seen a girl dance like that. So like, naturally, had to have her. She was drunk, I was drunk, so why the fuck not? Anyway, think E already spilled the news. Wasn't really anything newsworthy, just made out for a little. She probably felt bad or something, so we stopped. I don't even know. So then I dipped."

"Then Jasey texted me asking to get drinks, and like, I was already pretty buzzed but a little more alcohol never hurt anyone. Plus, Jasey's hot and I figured I owed it to my fourteen year old self to finally get with her. So I leaned in to kiss her and she didn't even push me away. It was like my childhood dreams all coming true. And like, Jasey's great and all, super hot, but she's got way too much baggage."

"Lastly, the beautiful and wonderful Anastasia. My middle school girlfriend. I think we broke up 'cause like, we didn't have time between all that seventh grade history homework. But that didn't really stop us from hooking up in the future. It was sort of like a friends with benefits sort of thing for a while, but we stopped when Joel came around and then Dru. Now that we're both single, though, it's back on. I think Carter's trying to get with her too but like, let's be real. I'm always gonna win that battle. Stas and I work. So I took her down a couple miles where no one was around and we went swimming for a bit. We left the party early so by the time we got back to the Bungalow, everyone was still out. Unless Daniel and Asher were in their room or whatever. So we hooked up, pretty convenient considering we're sharing a room. Didn't have to kick anyone out or anything. I kinda like Stas, honestly. I mean she's cool and she's hot and she's a good fuck so what's not to like? Not that I wanna jump right back into a relationship or anything. I mean there's still a few people I wanna get to know. Like...have you seen Lolita? She's kinda hot right? I'm actually gonna go find her now...see if she wants to get a drink or something. See ya guys around."

#webtask #confessional

declantho

Feb 17, 2015