pick your battles. pick⊠pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. thatâs too manyÂ
*Picks up another battle while maintaining eye contact* Make me
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pick your battles. pick⊠pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. thatâs too manyÂ
*Picks up another battle while maintaining eye contact* Make me
âI canât seem to figure out how to compliment people without sounding vaguely threatening.â
âHave you tried not waving that knife around while you talk?â
hey... have you been to any photo shoots around here, i swear iâve seen your face recently.
@wondcrkid
âI wish youâd grow a spine so I could rip it out and beat you with it.â
ehnick:
if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too
(like for starter maybe?)
{ @antisnuff liked for a starter. }
  âWhat a shame,â Jack seems to bellow. âAnd here I THOUGHT we could be friends.â
  Jack presses the âend callâ button on his phone, gripping it so tightly it looked ready to break in his hold. He snarled as he got up from the restaurant table, left a hefty sum of $50.00 as a tip and stormed out. That was the last time he tried to negotiate with insignificant people who had no clue as to what they were doing.
  He was a bit unprofessional, yes, but that didnât mean the other person was either. Heâd have to get Junko to give the guy a nice âsurpriseâ when he got back to Japan.
  Sadly his day wasnât getting better. His driver told him that the car broke down, and it was all downhill from there. The amount of cursing in Japanese was astounding, with his yelling so loud anyone would have been able to hear him.
Liam was in the process of finishing his evening mea on his apartment stoopsl; black coffe, apple, and a cigarette. It was quiet outside even with the close bustle of the city. It had rained shortly before and the evening as still a little damp.
His comfortable peace was very aggressively disturbed by a red head screaming to him self. It was nagging deep in Liamâs already aching head and only aggravating.
âYou are TOO damn loud okay bud.â
âSo you tore a hole in space-time to accomplish ⊠what, exactly?â âI was lonely, and the creatures on that plane seemed friendly.â
who wants to break a law with me?
âI worry when you say âaltercationâ because I know that could be anything from someone yelling âshut up!â to a gruesome murder.â
âThis is a serious matter. Please stop responding to all my threats with âkinky!ââ
if you canât handle me at my worst then that sucks because thatâs all there is to meÂ
antisnuff:
Nothing is slightly depressing. Commit, itâs entirely depressing and you know it.Â
Thatâs not a very optimisticcccc point of view.Â
Damn, you're rightÂ
antisnuff:
Not mine. Washboard abs obviously.Â
Thatâs slightly depressing but okay! Necks are okay though but it depends for me?Â
Nothing is slightly depressing. Commit, it's entirely depressing and you know it.Â
antisnuff:
Certain things I like, certain things are creepy. Hands are good, necks tooâŠÂ
The stomach is my favorite. Soft and good.
Not mine. Washboard abs obvi.Â
LIAM SANTANA || 22 || PROFESSIONAL PRETTY BOY
ABOUT || RULES || WARNING
new oc account
looking for mutuals
both oc and fandom friendly
nonhuman/creature friendly
15+ please (both mun and muse 18+)Â
comfortable with dark themes
horror themes
please reblog so i can check out your account and give you a follow, new and looking for mutuals to interact with