lord, what fools these mortals be

19, fae/faer, human by day fae by sleep

[undineboy-blog]

[abhorrentafro]

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

[undineboy-blog]

my hobbies include singing badly to acoustic indie hipster trash music and replacing all of the feminine pronouns to masculine pronouns because I am Gay

[difficult]

Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

[undineboy-blog]

friend: im having a problem with this person

me: kill them

friend: no

me: then i will kill them FOR you

friend: NO

[azamikurotani]

Can someone PLEASE find me the greentext of the guy who gets a job as an IT guy or something but he has no idea how to do anything so he just keeps installing like??? I think like Microsoft outlook or something anytime someone has a problem w their work pc and he gets away with it for like six months or something

[innocouslyinane-deactivated2015]

http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f and this guy reads it pretty well, too.

[azamikurotani]

THANK U I LOVE U!!!!!!! this is my fav greentext

[sparklesnot]

this is amazing

[tramampoline]

part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/AOz0d

[starapture]

[handpora]

birds and plants both:

bright colors

dull colors

thin pieces that occasionally fall off

children come from hard orbs

scream at the sun

eat bugs

[akayv-deactivated20241006]

birds are not plants

[handpora]

THEY ARE ALSO:

sometimes parasitic

sometimes toxic

high in the air

low to the ground

build twisty things

have holes

[akayv-deactivated20241006]

LISTEN. THEY’RE NOT PLANTS.

[handpora]

OK BUT CONSIDER THIS:

yes they are

[undineboy-blog]

I don't know what plants you know of that scream at the sun but I am certain they are not normal plants.

[undineboy-blog]

Almost done with the title page...80 to go after. Not including the fuckin two foot long dragon poster at the end. (each dragon is like a foot long) That shits gonna take hoourrrsss. Super stoked. Pro tips for adult coloring books/art therapy books: CARPAL TUNNEL EXERCISES ARE REQUIRED

[itsclydebitches]

AU where Dumbledore’s Army uses the Chamber of Secrets instead of the Room of Requirement

Ultimate security as Harry is the only one capable of opening it. 

Myrtle proudly spending her time acting as a guard/lookout. 

Later, Harry diligently teaching Ron, Hermione, and a few choice others, like Neville, how to mimic parseltongue so that they can open it too. 

Muggleborns experiencing vicious satisfaction that they’re using this chamber as a place of education and defense, reclaiming the very space Slytherin built to rid the school of their presence. 

Hermione methodically dismantling the basilisk’s corpse, covertly selling the priceless ingredients to potion masters, using the funds to continue their work - buying books and battle robes and new wands for those who can’t afford it. 

(Hermione saving a portion of those ingredients for her own research, straightening in triumph when she learns what basilisk venom does to horcruxes, knowing she has vials of it hidden up in her room). 

Harry reverently adding the Chamber of Secrets to the Marauder’s Map, proudly continuing his family’s work and reveling in the difference they’re making. 

These students - these kids - choosing to train in a dark, horrifying place that was never meant for them. Learning spells amongst shadows, growing stronger in inches of murky water, the smell of a decomposing corpse in their noses, memories of all that had happened here haunting them. They know this is what war is really like and it helps to push them forward.  

[aweephoenix-deactivated20151226]

Fucking hell YES THIS

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: As the DM, I’ve designed a tower that has more floors than I’ve planned encounters. One of the early floors is a large trap room that really unnerves the party. I decide to make the next floor empty so they can have a chance to breathe and regroup.

DM: You climb up the stairs and arrive at the doorway of the next floor. It seems to have been ransacked; you notice some broken furniture and a collapsed bookshelf, but otherwise, the room is empty.

Barbarian: Bullshit. I’m gonna make a perception check for traps. *rolls an average roll*

DM: You don’t perceive any danger to you. It really seems like the room is empty.

Rogue: Yeah, I don’t trust that. I roll a perception check to specifically check the ceiling for traps. *rolls a good roll*

DM: *trying to suppress laughter* You perceive no traps in the ceiling.

Shaman: Don’t walk in! She’s doing the evil smile!

Barbarian: What the hell is the difficulty check on this thing?

Warlord: We’re all going to get murdered.

Fifteen minutes of increasingly specific perception checks later:

Rogue: The room is actually empty, isn’t it.

DM: That’s what I’ve been telling you!

Shaman: I hate you.

[undineboy-blog]

The reason why Rogues should always pick up Trap Spotter.

[skelebirddraws]

The start to a series of flower sorceresses. This is the Bearded Iris. Wanted to combine my love costume and character design with my obsession with flowers. I’m a giant nerd.

[Please do not delete my caption.]

[skelligar]

That’s my favorite flower! This is gorgeous.

[undineboy-blog]

do NOT start saying something ironically (”yolo”, “hecka”, “swaggie”, etc) because its funny at the time because then youll slowly start saying it unironically and it will be terrible

[undineboy-blog]

[deltoras]

i think your friend is on to something here. you’d have to get criminals to use it first when you’re prototyping it.

y’know.

contest it.

[undineboy-blog]

how dare you make me read that with my own two eyes

[undineboy-blog]

[undineboy-blog]

natasha romanov would be the one behind like half the putin memes, including the "I am super gay" video

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af