welcome to my evil lair

he/they fandom enjoyer, i post art sometimes 👍 i do not consistently spoiler tag anything except for isat, but even then thats a bit spotty at times. watch out! also i like to rb bug pictures sometimes so be careful on here if you dont like that. my artfight is dedogge if you wanna attack me or see my art/ocs or what evar

[aurora-uwu]

Hes just like me fr

[pomegranatears]

yeah it's all by choice and not because i have issues with intimacy and vulnerability and abandonment and relationships and my body and my parents and my childhood and how much i value myself and how im perceived and

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[creepygnomeking]

his ass is NOT a pilot

[folder-333]

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[redstonedust]

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

[robotrocky]

If you need to know what yall are likely in for, I direct you to this exchange I had with my friend

[ratbuchet]

i fw ayin but i dont like drawing him. he is so generic anime protag (even though thats the point. hes nothing after all)

[plantasticplant]

I'm sure this has been done before but whatever

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[theropoda]

children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive

[captainlordauditor]

There’s a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying “it is superior to all other cats”. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.

[angelofalls]

Fursona meets Reality (2021)

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[fucko]

[naruhate]

Etymology yap time!!

in Vietnamese it's read as Tảo Tử Tảo Siêu Sinh.

Tảo 早 is a word that indicates early morning that eventually became a word for earliness. So you can imagine it's funnier in this context I propose "WAKE UP EARLY, DIE AND REINCARNATE!"

Siêu 超 is a word that indicates jumping across something, or figuratively surpassing everything. It's often used in the compound word siêu thoát to mean soul evicting from the mortal realm (from the belief that sometimes souls wander our human realm instead of moving onto a different planes or reincarnating).

If you use the reading that it means surpassing everything then you get something like "early bird gets the death" hahahah.

Anyway combining all that and you have this very vivid image

[redstonedust]

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[knife-enby]

bonnie