the world's got me dizzy again

alaska

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

[catscenter]

[stele3]

The witches have come to lay their claim.

[leaflicker]

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[uchanda]

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

[pinkvinyl]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[material--gxrl-deactivated20170]

[dedthots]

can’t wait to break my own heart by overthinking and fantasizing about a highly unlikely situation :):)

[0mpx]

Logging into tumblr today

[pon-raul]

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

[pon-raul]

why are rich people like this lmao

[priceofliberty]

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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[eggorf]

rich people have no idea what anything is worth

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bob-belcher]

[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[tracingrainbows]

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

[fixedyourmeme]

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[findyourbeard]

Bless the internet

[golldenthoughts]

😂😂😂

[murdershegoat]

the killers played mr. brightside at their first ever performance in a cafe open mic imagine being in a fucking cafe and hearing one of the best songs of the 21st century being played for the first time