I’ve realized that my family doesn’t respond well to me pointing out their racism or body shaming by saying it’s “rude” and “a shitty thing to say” because those are things they don’t care about, so instead I’ve resorted to saying it’s “classless” and “not elegant.” It’s turned out to be surprisingly effective
By the way, I make sure to put on my most pompous, self-important rich bitch face when I say this. If you’re gonna adopt this strategy you need to actually look like someone who cares about being “classy” and “elegant”. You need to sell the bluff
Give people this glare like you think they’re completely beneath you and raise your chin a bit. Say as somberly as you can something along the lines of, “I don’t say things like that. It’s just classless and not elegant.” Spit the word classless like it’s a slur for maximum effectiveness
Hector was... aware of how wrong it was. He was aware of that. Now, the level of care he had was a much different question.
Besides, how could one dwell on how wrong it was when watching you was just oh, so enticing.
From his vantage point, he watched you, everywhere your hand and fingers went. His eyes caught everything he wanted to see, everything he could see. He drank it all in, thankful for how little care you seemed to have of anyone seeing you.
"My love..." He muttered as he reached into his pants. He tugged out his cock and stroked it roughly, not caring about how it felt on him.
Oh, how he'd love to touch you. To hold you and help you through all of this. Holding you... holding...
He choked out as he spilled into his fist, panting as he drooled onto himself. He shook gently and slowly pulled his hand away.
Kisses all over your body, everywhere, compliments you as he goes down onto you
Usually asks you about the pace for it, not necessarily being bossed around, but gives you a little bit of power. A cutie and a softie, you dig?
Kinda of likes mocking you in a soft and sweet way, that kinda sounds nice, but he's also very much still mocking you
6 inches, but not a bragger. In fact, barely uses it, prefers using his fingers, unless you happen to beg really nicely
Listen, he's like a nice soft bully. No, you're not allowed to ask me if I'm into that.
He likes missionary the most and usually has your hands tied so you're forced to see what he's doing
Hanks Two
A total service type of guy, likes being told what to do
Makes sure that you're comfortable beforehand and ensures you two are safe n sound!
No need to fall off the bed or bang your head on the bed frame to have to pause in the middle
Has a scent kink too, sometimes might be caught smelling your shirts.
He likes giving you soft kisses, but if you listen closely, while he's kissing you, you can hear him sniffing ever so quietly.
3.5 inches, please don't tease him. He's so cute, do don't, you got it? He can use it really well if that helps
Prefers it when you ride him, but he always pulls you close so he can kiss you
Hank Three
Talks a big game, but... man's a total sub
Likes being bossed around, what can I say? Likes a partner who takes charge and will take the lead
Probably really goofy in bed, likes giving you stupid little flirts while his hips buck up into you
Likes kissing your neck, and getting his hands all over you. Squishes and squeezes where he wants to
Makes sure that you cum before he does every time, he loves seeing you satisfied
About 5 inches, but does brag sometimes
Favorite positions are when he can see your face, so missionary or riding positions are his go-to
Hank Four
He's like a dog.
Hard, fast thrusts, bites you and licks you where he can, probably even pants in your ear a bit
Jesus Christ, get this man a collar he'd be into it
When he goes down on you, he cannot tell anything that's going on anymore, so you will need to shove him off in order to get him to stop
Has a piercing on it, probably. A ferenum ladder. And a tongue piercing too
About 5.5 inches, but it's not like he brags. He just likes shoving it all the way in as deep as he can get it
Kinda holds his partner in a sort of headlock position most of the time, unless he's pushing them down into the sheet. Usually doggy style.
Strong ass motherfucker too, his fingers leave behind lots of marks
Hank Five
Def has a breeding kink (Listen, LISTEN. The man knows where kids come from. And he wants some. Sooo)
He kind of whimpers and whines a little bit when he cums inside (if you let him), and it's the cutest noise
Might get on muttering about being a dad and you being the other parent, refers to you with various different terms too. If he gets to this point, he absolutely out of it
Also kind of gets off on doing vary romantic things for you, likes thinking about being married to you.
4.5 inches, cute n average-ish. Doesn't terribly care, just as long as you let him use it right
Likes missionary, but it almost always turns into a mating press kind of position
(i promise hank 4 isn't my favorite, but that's clearly a fucking lie why do white boys do this to me-)
Well, anything from fluff to smut, to... maybe delving into angst. I dunno, I'm okay at that, and I'm here to make you guys horny, so... there likely won't be a lot of that.
As for things I will write, well...
Let's just say the prince here is into a lot of things, including but not limited to various kinks relating to praise, degrading, a bit of rough handling. Monsters, priests, just ask and see if I'll write it (I probably will)
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