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“Even a bad slice of pizza is better than no pizza at all.”
-David Lynch (probably)
Well, what a weekend it’s been! Hello new folks, and thanks for the shoutout, Tumblr staff. Back to the grind we go.
Mitch Hedberg was a funny dude who unfortunately passed away 10 years ago today. This is a link to one of his sets. Rest in peace, Mitch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbXTpa4iqDo
“I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place: Mitch's Pizzeria -- this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza.’”
-Mitch Hedberg (actually)
Hi there, I would like to ask for your permission regarding the usage of your images in my assignment on morality. I will definitely cite your blog in it. Also, this assignment will be published in the school online learning management system and therefore only be available for my tutors and my classmates to view. Lastly, thank you for all the quirky analogies, I hope that it will amuse my tutors as much as it did for me . Looking forward to your reply!
Oh yeah, go for it! Full permission! That reminds me, I need to post some more of these...
"I love pizza.
I want to marry it,
but it would just be to eat her family
at the wedding."
-Mike Birbiglia
"When people say they hate pizza,
to what are they comparing it to?
The alternative isn't any more appealing."
-Carrol Bryant (probably)
"Remember that it is not you who supports the pizza, but the pizza supports you." - Apostle Paul's Letter to the Romans (probably)