私はオーラです

My name's Aura and this is Astronomical. [they, them] Furry, 26 Bsky:aurarinox

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[kosmogrl]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[socialistexan]

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[loveridden1999]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[kosmogrl]

[1percentcharge]

Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

[italianwizard]

So you think magic isn't real?

Explain pizza, then

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[patricia-taxxon]

you WILL develop an all-encompassing & unconditional sense of warmth and empathy for your younger self (no longer asking)

[critterchaos]

it isnt the same but i honestly wanna give my younger self a hug and let her cry into me. they really need it.

[patricia-taxxon]

they're still here

[maskt]

puppy to puppy communication

[patricia-taxxon]

im gonna cry

[critterchaos]

im also gonna cry a lot

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[b-dangerous]

QUAGSIRE

[redstonedust]

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

[haunting-kind-of-high]

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

[redstonedust]

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT