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you can call us siege, they/it, 26, plural

we have a billion mental and physical health issues we bitch about here. keepers of spiders and isopods. we split 5 william wisp fictives and stole his whole aesthetic. if you have a fear of arthropods i will shoot you with a laser!!!!

we like regretevator and animorphs and ranfren and homestuck and jrwi and rick and morty IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORR-

also dont follow if youre under 18.

faggot-morty

alright so i'm very dumb and very willing to accept criticism of this idea, but i think the issue here is personality

i think that whatever rick is calling himself or however wiped his memory is, he is naturally a problem solver, and that will never leave him. he can't just exist peacefully forever. eventually his attempts to solve problems with his intelligence will create their own problems. and trying to solve THOSE problems will lead to even more problems to solve. maybe he does that subconsciously because self-sabotage is more stimulating than a balanced existence. he can never leave well enough alone and so will never achieve lasting peace

and in the end, he thinks if he can just be a little smarter, he can fix everything. he still thinks the solution to his problems is to solve them harder. like even when he gets a flat tire he overcomplicates the fuck out of fixing it. "too good for a tow?" "too impatient." those two lines are the summation of why ted is still a rick. they are why rick can never be happy

unrelated: the drink marjorie made him at the start is probably a boilermaker (yuck)

calcifiedantler

copying the old formula and seeing if it brings back the same magic

nazkarcito

jerry you can't say that

aardciaga

recent ychs..... they have flowers for you! will u take them??? will u? be honest

segamascott

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

electronicmail

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

muzzlesbian

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

muzzlesbian

transfem affection and attraction is painted as inherently predatory to a degree that drives us to be constantly on edge. it makes us fucking paranoid. do you know how awful it is to worry if it’s safe to lean your head on your close friend’s shoulder? to be openly desired and even flirted with but never flirt back for fear of being labeled a creep? to be unable to cuddle up with your date because you’re terrified of how they might respond? do you know how much that fucks a person up?

you have to let the tgirl love you back. you have to.

amberautumnfaebrooke

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

sociallyawkwardrevolution

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

duskdragonxiii

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

rosepetal444-deactivated2026020

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

desolationlesbian

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders