Content warning: talks about penises. Adult-themed but not actual smut.
In my humble but objectively correct opinion, I believe that Xavier and Rafayel have the prettiest cocks.
Even without the fact that Raf is a literal God, therefore born with Perfectio Divina (and also why I think he is so drawn to the arts, not just because his eyes can see millions of colours and his personal history itself, but there is also a Divine Drive within him to build and create things that are otherworldly beautiful, but that is for another babbling session). I still think that his and Xavier's are mesmerisingly gorgeous cocks.
Both velvety soft and pale, Xavier's is thicker and has a more pinkish gland, while Raf's is longer and a bit more purplish. It is honestly infuriating how beautiful they are, and they KNOW how pretty you find them. They may or may not utterly tease and mock you for it. And it may or may not make your brain even more mushy.
I cannot decide if they are showers or growers, honestly. I think they are both growers, but I'm not dying on that hill.
Sylus is definitely a shower. That mf's nonchalant, confident smugness comes from carrying a swinging, heavy load. For sure. Zayne is another shower; he is the definition of the Spanish idiom "las mata callando", meaning that his still waters run very very deep.
And Caleb and Valko are the type of growers where you think they are showers but, oh no, no, there is more. There is always more. And that's not even counting out Valko's knot, like, honestly girl, stretching and lube are NOT optionals; they are a necessity if you don't want to end up at Urgent Care.
(But also, can you imagine if you do end up at urgent care and Zayne is the doctor on call and you have to explain that shit??)
Wait. I'm about ta cook (sorta more college vibes)
Cat hybrid!Reader, raised by humans, who was declawed as a child when you wouldn't stop clawing at the furniture or scratching them. Your nails never grew back right, always short and blunt and easy to break
When you meet Valko, there are a lot of misconceptions - dogs (wolves) and cats, and that sort of thing. You tease him about smelling like a wet dog and he teases you about chasing a laser pointer. He doesn't know anything about declawing, doesn't realize it'd been done to you, always thinking you were just always careful to hide your real claws
Once you start getting intimate, his friends tease him about how bad he must get clawed up. Joke about how his back must hurt every night and how he might have to ask you to file down your claws just so you don't rip him to shreds. He doesn't say anything, but he does wonder why you don't scratch him. He'd be fine with it, really. It'd be like you're marking him up as your own in a way
You're making out on the couch when the thought comes back to him. He pulls away slightly, breathless, tempted to dive back in when you look at him like that, sound like that. But, he throws it out there anyway. "Why don't you scratch me?"
And the mood is immediately dead. You feel your stomach drop, your eyes widening as you pull away further, staring at him in shock. "What?" you breathe, still trying to wrap your head around it
He feels the mood shift, too. Smells the change in your emotions. "I was just wondering, is all," he tries to explain. "If you're worried about hurting me, don't be, doll. I can handle a couple scratches."
And there's really no way to get out of it. The room feels stifling. You slip off of his lap, back to sitting beside him on the couch. He's confused, frowning and brow furrowed, but he lets you go. You fiddle with your fingers, and the flakey, wonky nails you've been cursed with your whole life. "I... can't scratch you. Not because I don't want to. I don't have any claws, anymore."
I should be enjoying your cards, taking pictures with you in glint, fighting with you in orbits, cooking with you in home. But no, I'm sitting here rewatching all your trailers and liking fan art thinking of what could've been.
I want to know your lore, what your voicelines are, what you look like when you blush. I want to know your quirks when texting and who your npc friend is in moments post. There was so much I was looking forward to, but it was all snatched away by selfish people that didn't know how to ignore things they don't like.