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Rowan. 21. (They/Them). Currently balls deep in the MHA fandom with a ✨️dash✨️ of random bullshit. Do I post anything original? find out. Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Mysticaltyrant/shop?asc=u

[martynday]

Week 2 of @shanesummerfest! Prompt:

Off-season break means Shane getting fitted up by brands a lot. And her wife loudly reminding the world that she's a 10 in everything.

Also random addition, absolutely no one my wifes more than Lilya. Especially when she gets to correct people who stop at teammates and linemates. "...and wives. We are also wives. Shane is my wife. Thank you."

[swagsmeister]

gays can't sit

[mina-logan]

Jane + Lily ⭐️

[finny-red]

Summer sketch ☀️

[madrasaur]

hard launch

[wtf-is-hockey]

I love Ilya’s “It’s more fun if you’re there,” at Scott Hunter. I love the idea that since joking about being queer is an established and accepted way for straight men to actually assert their status as straight - ha ha, can you imagine if I, the most obviously straight man in the world was queer? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?Isn’t that the most laughable thought ever? - AND because it’s also an accepted way to mock other players, to get a rise out of them, that Ilya from time to time will just outright say something queer, entirely literally, and immediately, without question, people dismiss it as a joke. I love the idea of him being quietly thrilled he can use queerphobes’ own mocking tricks to mock them, and can hide in plain view like this. It’s so funny and very him. It’s not something he could do in Russia, or many other settings, but the hyper-masculine queerphobic NHL that endorses arrogance, posturing, and mockery? He can say whatever he wants.

[wtf-is-hockey]

Yes...ha ha ha...YES!

[fruitgravies]

ilya are you seeing this

(surprise under the cut 🏒)

insta • twt • bsky • prints of this doodle

last post of the year and NEW ~2.5" connection keychains (and 3" vinyl sticker versions) of the hockey yaoilings shane "big canadian snoopy" hollander and ilya "little russian woodstock" rozanov are available as a preorder now! these were SO fun to design and i can't wait to have these at the cons i'll be tabling at in 2026! ❤️❤️ as a note - i still have to polish up the small sticks and puck bits of the connection keychain but these will look SO awesome when manufactured! take a look at my BC for a full product description. i hope to get these out in mid to late january! 🫡🏒

GET SOME KEYCHAINS AND/OR STICKERS NOW!

[dohu]

[plumebeat]

[gremlinnddraws]

“You killed me Hollander. I am dead”.

[m1stl3t03]

i can try to pretend, i can try to forget

but it's driving me mad

[bluegiragi]

some poolside fun ❤️

nsfw on patreon

[bluegiragi]

ilya rozanov and shane hollander for calvin klein

bonus (!) text message convo between "Lily" and "Jane":

[bluegiragi]

the cottage, as told through polaroids.

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extra:

(I'm sure it's nothing)

[mothsartart]

“your face isn’t even in it, Hollander. calm down.”

[scunthotter]

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

[cloudabserk]

ilya destroying that plate of spaghetti right before this sweet moment is so fucking funny to me. especially since the actor was actually eating the spaghetti