Surprise Gay Trash

Gemini. 30 year old w/ an English lit degree. Cats, tea, books, trashy tv, and shipping. Asexual and cute people romantic (they/them or she/her)

[silksufjan]

‘i ignore all the foxes canon heights’ man if ur a coward just say that. i, personally, love the fact that andrew minyard is 5 apples tall

[silksufjan]

‘i ignore all the foxes canon heights’ man if ur a coward just say that. i, personally, love the fact that andrew minyard is 5 apples tall

[prettyboyneil]

Neil noticing Jean was into Renee after a few brief moments at the banquet I know Andrew was sick oh that you noticed but when I, Andrew Minyard….

[moreau-b]

I'm noticing a pattern here... this time with our beloved jerejean, 3x0 again 🇧🇷

[just-another-dream-about-yuu]

when both the boys you like to kiss are, like, 20+ cm shorter than you so you gotta deal with the consequences

[solflowers-and-solace]

Andrew and Renee really looked at their group of misfits and train wrecks, made eye contact and decided to divide and conquer.

[lorasx]

jeremy knox must have the sex appeal of a god because what do you MEAN he’s out there in his GOLD shorts everyday dressed like adam sandler and yet every man is still begging to fuck him .WHY is he in GOLD shorts

[zombiecowboy65]

The Trojans watching a compilation of brawls Jean got into on the court: you think you could take him?

Jeremy, biting his lip: yeah

The Trojans:

Jeremy: oh you meant in a fight

[fiugy]

Redoing The Kiss😘

[agapidraws]

🏛️Gods of Olympus🏛️

15. Persephone / Περσεφόνη

[quelmdn]

(a snack for long haired!laurent truthers)

[weralika]

Neil learned the concept of shovel talk from Andrew himself so when Kevin and jean get together he comes up to them and says "if you ever hurt each other I'm gonna kill you both and then myself. think about it."

[nikholascr0w]

Kevin “It’s easier if you remain heterosexual” Day accidentally setting up every single member of his perfect court with another male member of his perfect court unknowingly

[jordiipordii]

rip Jeremy you would’ve loved TikTok & posting borderline thirst trap videos by accident

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rip Jean you would’ve loved going on his TikTok & disabling the comments on every video lmao

[cookiedoves]

pudgy pigeon 🌸

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[twinyardz]

happy pride to all those little gay exy players, but especially happy pride to jeremy knox! the first openly gay player in collegiate and soon-to-be pro exy (trust)! thank you for wearing those tiny shorts and dyeing ur hair bleach blonde and always taking the time to tell us whether a dude is attractive or not, no matter the circumstances. you're doing amazing