Surprise Gay Trash

Gemini. 30 year old w/ an English lit degree. Cats, tea, books, trashy tv, and shipping. Asexual and cute people romantic (they/them or she/her)

[pangur-and-grim]

length of a weasel…… face of a weasel…. heart? also of a weasel

[galactic-queen-of-bullshit]

Please please tell me this is a real cat and not an art doll

[pangur-and-grim]

I think it’s real, but I’m not really sure

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[twinyardz]

it's so funny and sad how jean thinks he's this unloveable thing meanwhile he's like the people's princess of the aftg universe. he won cat and laila over immediately and the rest of the trojans are completely obsessed with him. neil, kevin, and renee care about him so much and would do anything for him. andrew begrudgingly respects him and took his heavy-handed advice. thea calls him her little duckling. oh and jeremy knox is head-over-heels in love with him. he really is just that loveable

[inejsgirl]

jean moreau unintentionally becoming a trans ally because top surgery doesn’t harm athletic performance has to be one of my top aftg moments of all time

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[kefcioart]

“There is no ‘this’. This is nothing.”

“And I am nothing,” Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, “And as you’ve always said, you want nothing.”

― Nora Sakavic, The King's Men

[thatsnotmarty]

[benevolenterrancy]

their friendship means so much to me

[benevolenterrancy]

@shakeskp life is hard when you're bff is over six feet tall and takes up more than his share of the couch 😞

[benevolenterrancy]

@jtl-fics the big ol' blue eyes are lethal

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[lorasx]

raven jean seeing jeremy for the first time

[tswizzlesfan]

remember this post when tbc comes out

(ft this masterpiece that always makes me cry by @feluart)

[chaoticgremelin]

It has been five years since the events of the main triology, some Riko fans still remain and one of them tweets about how Riko was the best player ever and It is the Foxes fault he killed himself

Someone else answers: Kevin lost It all and rebuilt his whole life from ground zero after being sidelined by his team and 'brother'. Riko lost his arm and killed himself. He was never the strongest between the two.

Neil Josten reposts It

The Exy community goes crazy

Neil refuses to apolodgise for It

This is how he got banned from HIS own twitter account by his PR team within a few hours after It was created.

[mayaidkmuch]

Andrew: *tells renee to tell Neil he is single and ready to mingle and most definitely gay and always does what Neil asks him to do and let's Neil drive his car and dresses him up and calls him a pipe dream and trusts Neil and then tells him he would blow him*

Neil: cool

Andrew: *kisses Neil*

Neil: I didn't know this was an option

[fivescocoa]

the way nicky and aaron talked about andrew off his meds is exactly the way dog people talk about cats.

“you dont know what he was like off his meds… he was scary and violent.” and then he goes off his meds and is just incredibly quiet and wants to be left alone.

exact energy as ppl crying cats are “unpredictable and will scratch you for no reason” while disrespecting every boundary the cat has put in place. there’s a fundamental misunderstanding happening.

andrew minyard is a cat. in this essay i will—

[benevolenterrancy]

I was reading @kotabear--24's soulmate au, where Jeremy is tutored in French as a child and I found the scene where he was actually confronted by two very different accents really funny, good luck buddy

When Neil arrives, he takes one look at Jean's face and his expression drops the false amicable facade it had been wearing. "I thought this was the team of pacifists," he says in French that sounds different from what Jeremy's learned. "Wanna tell me what happened to you?" Jeremy opens the door wider, to invite him in, but Neil steps back, giving Jeremy a critical look. It feels like a warning, and Jeremy gets the feeling Neil thinks he might be responsible for Jean's injuries. Before he can defend himself, Jean speaks. "You could have come at a better time," Jean answers grimly, also speaking differently than both Jeremy or Neil, but clearly they can both understand him, because Neil shrugs.

I'm not sure if the author intended to give Neil a quebecois accent since he could have gotten any sort of accent while he was in france, but dammit I love the quebecois accent and we know Neil kissed a french canadian girl so I'm saying he spent time in quebec and picked one up. Or, more likely, he's very capable of code-switching between accents and just chooses the quebecois one to rile Jean up. Either way you can't take this from me.